September

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Hidan x Sakura

"Is the part where you sexually assault me Hidan?"

"Why the shit were you fucking an old geezer?"

"Shut up Hidan."

Sakura Haruno sat on a bar stool sipping on a rum and coke pointedly ignoring the crude man next to her.

"I mean for fucking real, he's old what in god's name were you thinking?" Hidan basically screamed in Sakura's ear as she wrinkled her head in annoyance.

"Hidan I swear if you don't shut your fucking mouth I'll slam your head against this bar."

Hidan smirked and nuzzled his nose against her soft pink hair. "Don't get feisty Sakura-chan, I just want to play."

"Well I don't, this week has been hell and I just want to get drunk and forget about it all." Sakura responded with a sneer. She slammed back another drink and waved to the bartender for another.

"Easy goes there Sakura dear." Hidan chuckled and sipped his beer casually. "It's better you ended it with Kakashi anyway, he probably would have dropped dead within a few weeks and you would have been stuck with his funeral arrangements." Hidan grinned.

Sakura held in a giggle, "You're awful."

"So tell Hidan the entire fucking story babe." He leaned his face against one hand and faced her.

"There's nothing really to tell, we just kind of drifted apart. Thankfully it was one of the more easy going breakups I've had." Sakura sipped her drink and closed her eyes. "He still looked kind of sad though."

"Big fucking deal." Hidan replied, "If he's such a goddamn shitting baby then he shouldn't be in a relationship." Hidan gave a devilish grin, "So how's going to be Sakura Haruno's next victim?"

Sakura shuddered, "Please don't say it like that."

"Oh come on babe, you should be fucking proud of this shit." Hidan opened his third beer. "You need a goddamn award for all the guys' hearts you've broken, I think it would make a record."

Sakura groaned, "I hate this." She leans her face against her hand and stares at the drink she's currently consuming.

"Let me get you another drink." Hidan purrs and motions to the bartender, pointing to her empty glass.

Sakura raises an eyebrow and eyes him. "Is this the part where you get me drunk and sexually assault me in a bar Hidan?" She turns towards the silver haired male who grinned cheekily.

"I'd never fuck you without your complete acceptance babe." He winks, "Though I'm sure you'd enjoy yourself."

Sakura rolled her eyes, "Sure Hidan."

"It's just fucking crazy! I mean this prick pined for you. It was like fucking Great Gatsby pining or some shit. It's just crazy that he would just be such a douche and give up so easily." Hidan scoffs and finishes off his third beer.

Sakura shrugs. "I guess I wasn't as great as he thought I was going to be." Sakura laughs bitterly and sips on her drink.

Hidan looks at her, his expression suddenly serious. "I can assure you Sakura," His tone is completely serious and he stares straight into her eyes, "That is not a possibility."

Sakura blushed under his intense gaze and turned her head away. "Thanks Hidan." She mumbled, but continued to avert her gaze.

He grinned once again, "Not a problem babe." He began to sway slightly. "I'm starting to feel these beers, maybe I shouldn't have had that Jack Daniels before."

"Uh yeah, maybe." Sakura said apathetically.

Silence stretched between the two.

"Sakura, you shouldn't want this as your future." Hidan said quietly.

"Huh?" Sakura could tell she was beginning to feel the effects of alcohol on her system. Everything was becoming a little blurred and numb.

"Sitting in a bar with such terrible company like me, getting drunk and bitching about your fucking life." Hidan chuckles, "You deserve better than that."

Sakura scoffs, "I don't feel like that right now."

"For fucking sake Sakura you shouldn't feel bad because you didn't want to date guys anymore." Hidan rolls his eyes and stares straight at the pinkette. "If you don't want to fuck with those bastards anymore, then you shouldn't have to."

Sakura began to sniff, holding back tears. "Thanks Hidan, really." Sakura smiled slightly at the handsome older man sitting next to her.

Hidan winked at the pretty girl, "Let's get you home Sakura." He hauled the girl up and cradled her to his chest.

Sakura snuggled into Hidan's chest, slowly slipping to sleep.

"Hey Hidan," Sakura yawned

"Yeah?" Came Hidan's gruff reply.

"Will you feel like shit with me tomorrow night?" Sakura mumbled, blushing madly.

Hidan looked down at the pink girl in surprise, but the expression quickly changed into a small smile.

He kissed her head, breathing in her delectable scent.

"Of fucking course baby."

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