This oneshot is dedicated to tenten10, who left a review on the 15th chapter stating that it was an insult. Gomenesai… I did not mean it that way! I actually think Neji would think Tenten is a lady no matter what she wears… HELL YA!
Also, happy belated Valentine's Day. I meant to post this on V-day or yesterday, but I was working on Lending Last Names and The Simplest Wedding. Tenten10, I was going to dedicate Lending Last Names, but I figured that that one should be dedicated to the Lemony Snicket book that gave me the idea… Gomenesai.
By the way, I am sorry for offending you. I did not mean to insult Gaaten. I just mean, it's a cool pairing, I read Gaaten fics, infact there's this one I'm hooked on, but I doubt I could ever write one due to lack of communication between the two in the series and I'm not the biggest supporter.
I actually wondered what would happen if Neji taught their son all Tenten's hated qualities of his. That's what inspired this one. In this fic Neji and Tenten are married.
Hinted NaruHina.
"Neji…"
"Hn…"
"Hand over more quilts…"
"Hn…"
"Hyuuga Neji!"
"Hn…"
"You have your nice warm long hair to keep you warm. Give me the quilts!"
Tenten made a swift move for the kunai she kept under her pillow and held it to Neji's neck.
"Hyuuga Neji… give me more quilts…"
"Hn."
"HYUUGA NEJI!"
Slowly, the couple heard a slight whimpering at the door.
"Kaa-san? Tou-san? Are you fighting AGAIN?"
Tenten blushed.
Flashback:
"It's ridiculous! You just trained a 4-year-old from dawn to dusk! Hizashi missed his play-date with Minato! Now Hinata's going to hate me! AND IT'S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!"
"Hn."
"DON'T YOU 'HN' ME HYUUGA NEJI!"
"Tenten, it isn't your fate to yell at me…" Neji calmly said.
Tenten threw her hands up and walked away. That night, Tenten slept on her edge of the bed and Neji on his. Which ensured the quilt argument.
Tenten sat up, quickly getting rid of the kunai held to Neji's neck. "Hizashi-kun! I didn't see you there! Umm… no. We're just having a little argument…"
"Hn. Your loud, Kaa-san."
At this, Tenten's eyes widened as she whipped out several kunai and shuriken.
Hyuuga Neji turned to his wife, a dark aura surrounding her.
"Hyuuga Neji…" she said, darkly, "You taught our son the word 'hn' didn't you?"
At this, Neji replied, "Hn."
Bad choice, Neji. Bad choice.
Chaos erupted at the Hyuuga household. That night, Neji was in the hospital, a calmed down Tenten holding his hand.
"I'm sorry, Neji." She said.
"Hn." Was the response.
Uh oh. Here it goes again.
I kind of like this one. FEAR THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY TENTEN, NEJI. FEAR THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY TENTEN.