This is for President's Day. Except I changed it to Hokage's day. In this fic, Sasuke's back Oh, and Naruto's Rokudaime. SasuSaku, NaruHina, Nejiten.

What happens when the Konoha 12 must obey Naruto's and Tsunade's every order?
The Konoha 12 minus Naruto, the Rokudaime, and Hinata were standing before the Hokage's desk.
Strange thing was, there were 2 people behind that desk, including Naruto and Tsunade, the recently retired Godaime.

Slowly, Naruto raised a hand, "As you may know, today is Hokage Day! So… you must do everything we say…"
Sasuke gulped, picturing himself in a ballet outfit running around Konoha screaming, "Naruto's the best!" Oh, what would his son think of him?

Sakura, sensing this fear, grasped Sasuke's hand tightly, smiling.

Neji paled, picturing himself in a pink dress and heels. He paled even further when his imagination threw a giggling Tenten, Hizashi, and Fuki into the picture.

Naruto stood up, "And my first order is… NEJI! TENTEN! Go bring me my wife!"
Neji stood up, "But Naruto! Hinata's in a meeting!"

Naruto let out a groan, "I should have never let her become Head of the Hyuuga Clan! Hey, Neji, why did I anyway?"
Neji slapped his forehead, "Because you're the Hokage and if she became Head of the Hyuuga Clan you two could change the ways of the clan!"

Geez, he hated explaining things to the Dobe.

Naruto coughed, "Then Neji, Tenten! Go home and bring me all the ramen you could find! Oh, and also stop by Ichiraku's and get more!"
Neji and Tenten fled the room.

"Hizashi-kun?"
"Hn, Fuki?"
"Why are Tou-san and Kaa-san carrying boxes of ramen?"
"It's Hokage's day… which means you have to do everything Tsunade and Uncle Naruto say."

Fuki shuddered at the thought.

Tsunade stood up, "Sasuke! Sakura! You are to go pay my gambling debts with your own money!"
Sasuke's mouth dropped, "But Tsunade-"
Tsunade glanced at him, "Your lucky I let you back in Konoha after Orochimaru! So pay your thanks… and it IS Hokage's Day after all."
Sakura and Sasuke sighed and trudged out of the room.

Sasuke and Sakura had spent a hell of a whole lot of cash on Tsunade's gambling money.
Tsunade was to play in casinos for free all day.

Naruto was given all the ramen in Konoha, with Neji and Tenten carrying it all.

Hinata and Naruto were given the best seats at the fanciest restaurant in Konoha… for free. And for breakfast.

And it was only 10 am.

Neji and Tenten plopped down on their bed in the Hyuuga compound at the end.
"This was… TERRIBLE!" Tenten said.

"Yea… and Hinata-sama was forced to skip her meeting!" Neji added.

Tenten sat up, "Wait! I have a plan!"

The Konoha 12 and Tsunade minus Neji and Tenten were standing before the Hokage's desk.
Strange thing was, there were 4 people behind the desk, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Tenten, Hyuuga Fuki, and Hyuuga Hizashi.

Slowly, Neji raised a hand, "As you may know, today is Hyuuga Neji and Family Day! So… you must do everything we say…"

Tsunade and Naruto gulped. Not… REVENGE!

MUHAHA! Poor Tsunade and Naruto! Not as much Nejiten but this is mostly humorous. i really wanted to do the ramen thing for Naruto so i had to put this in the future. HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY

Oh and... i was deciding whether to name Neji's kid Fuki [freedom or Chigiri [destiny. But i liked Fuki better. I decided i already used Hizashi a lot... why change it?

YAY English to Japanese translators!