Hn. I need to start writing 2 a day if I want to reach my goal.

Hn? Oh My God… I'm turning into Neji.

Oh my gosh… I have WRITERS BLOCK on 2 oneshots. Hopefully this will get rid of that and maybeI can finish Konoha Prom, and my oneshot inspired by pastries.

Anyways… since it's a big tie on who to put Ino with in the "Matchmaking" oneshot series… I decided I'll put Ino with whoever can guess my favorite fruit in a review's person of choice in the Naruto series. The oneshot will also be dedication to the person who guesses correctly.

Here are the choices:

What is Mysterious Smiles' favorite fruit?

A. Pomegranate

B. Apple

C. Grapes

D. banana

E. Blueberry

F. Strawberry

G. Orange

H. Clementine

I. Cantaloupe

GUESS AWAY! First person who guesses right gets the pairing. One guess per person.


The world will end today.

No seriously.

Why? Rock Lee is DRUNK.

VERY, VERY DRUNK.

How? You may ask.

It seems Rock Lee saw Sakura talking with Chouji at Ichiraku's.

And assumed they were on a date.

And went to go drink some sake.

The truth? Sakura was giving Chouji advice on how to minimize the effects of the Akimichi clan's pills if there ever gave time he needed to use them again.

But it was too late.
Rock Lee was drunk.
And with Gai-sensei on a mission, guess who had to stop him from annihilating Konoha?
Hyuuga Neji and Tenten.


Neji and Tenten were running after a rampaging Lee.

"Lee! If you don't stop this now we'll tell Gai-sensei!" Tenten said, panting.

Neji caught on, "Yes. So please stop running and let us knock you out so you can be sober again."

At this, Lee collapsed at the thought of having his beloved sensei know bad things he's done and Neji went on with Gentle Fist.


Neji and Tenten lay underneath a tree in the training grounds, an unconscious Lee in front of them.

"Good job, Neji."
"Hn."
He took the time to wrap an arm around his sparring partner and brought her closer to his chest as they mentally recorded a knocked out Lee in their minds.


i've always wanted to write one like this. Gai-sensei's on a mission. Rock Lee is drunk. Neji and Tenten stop him and mentally record him knocked out in their brains.

I wanted to know...

should i continue with a Uchiha Sasuke and Family Day? Or no. i kind of like it where i left off but i don't know what the reviewers think.