This oneshot is dedicated to DemonicAngel08. How was that first one? Second word: Animal Jealousy.
Hyuuga Neji was not the happiest shinobi in Konoha.
Why?
Because his teammate and erm, crush, had gotten a bird.
Now, Tenten LOVED this bird.
And it was bothering Hyuuga Neji.
And not much can bother Hyuuga Neji.
Unless you call him girly or talk about the Main Branch.
Hyuuga Neji was meditating. "Neji!" shouted a familiar voice.
Neji smirked at the familiarity and hopefully today maybe she left that godforsaken animal-
"Neji!" the voice was closer.
When Hyuuga Neji opened to-die-for pale violet eyes, his training partner, Tenten was in his face. Then he darted those eyes to her shoulder, where the bird was staring back at him, as if each fighting for Tenten's attention.
Sensing the tension, Tenten stared at Neji, "Why do you hate him? Didn't you once relate yourself to a bird?"
Neji closed his eyes, "The only bird that should have your attention during training is me…"
"Awww, Neji!" Tenten said, plopping herself down next to him and hugging him.
Neji tensed at the closeness but it was okay.
"You're jealous!" Tenten said, pointing at Neji.
Neji eyed the bird, "I am not."
Tenten then took the bird on her finger, "You know Neji, the only reason I got a bird was because they reminded me of you…"
Neji slapped himself on the forehead, "A CAGED bird, Tenten, a CAGED bird."
Tenten then slapped herself on the forehead, "Right…"
Then Tenten lifted her pinkie till the bird was eye-level.
"Neji? I think I'm going to set it free…" Tenten said.
Neji nodded. Boy, did he hate that thing. Able to fly around AND captivating Tenten's precious attention.
Tenten smiled at him and pulled her pinkie up saying, "Go on… go on…"
Then the bird leaped off Tenten's finger and Neji smirked.
Then PLOP.
"Neji… I don't think birds like you…"
Neji then walked off to go clean off the bird erm… crappings.
No Tenten… birds just like YOU a little too much.
MUHAHA! I made the bird erm… go to the bathroom on Neji! I'm so evil! Maybe it's jealous Tenten likes Neji more?
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