Darkness filled her eyes….

Jeanne kept her calm composure and tried to feel her way to the bar stool.

'Rodin must be in the middle of fixing his light problem' Jeanne thought and added, 'great just GREAT everything comes undone on my birthday'

Jeanne was growing impatient as minutes went by. It was dark, it was freezing, and it was really boring. Just then Jeanne heard a gun aimed towards her and her reflexes told her to dodge.

The bullet barely missed but it grazed Jeanne's cheek and she felt a sting and a strange substance go across her face.

"Who the hell are you?" Jeanne said harshly.

"My dear I heard you were looking for me, I can't turn down an invitation especially on this day" The stranger said in a seductress tone that Jeanne recognized.

"Bayone-"Jeanne started but was cut-off by Bayonetta shooting her in the dark.

The bullet missed but Jeanne got angry and shot the darkness blindly and she tried to locate where Bayonetta's position was.

"Shooting the air blindly won't do you any good I'm afraid" Bayonetta taunted as she launched herself in the air and landed behind Jeanne.

"I win…..Jeanne" Bayonetta softly whispered in Jeanne's ear.

Admitting defeat, Jeanne closed her eyes and said "I never thought I would go down like this my friend".

Bayonetta pulled the trigger.

Expecting death, Jeanne slowly opened her eyes. Light was all she could see and strangely her Umbran sister looking at her with a warm smile.

"What's going on here?" Jeanne asked dumfounded at the fact that she isn't death.

"There are supposed to be demons grabbing me and taking me to hell where I would spend all eternity in torture!" Jeanne exclaimed in more confusion.

Bayonetta laughed at Jeanne's confusion and explained her plan.

"My dear, this is what you call a surprise birthday party." Bayonetta started, "look Cheshire is here, Enzo, and Rodin. They were all part of my plan".

"B-but Rodin told me about your 'special offer'" Jeanne claimed.

"Yes yes, if you happened to find me I would be informed that all your birthday preparations are complete" Bayonetta said smiling.

"But…I thought I was dead!" Jeanne cried.

"I placed paint bullets in my gun to build up the moment" Bayonetta said.

"So, what now?" Jeanne asked looking around the room at the birthday cake, the guests, the karaoke machine and of course, the booze.

"We party of course, can't have a birthday party without singing and dancing" Bayonetta exclaimed dragging Jeanne with her to the karaoke machine.

The two witches were soon singing Fly Me to the Moon.

Fly me to the moon,and let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words, hold my hand

In other words, Darling kiss me

Fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more

You are all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words, please be true

In other words, I love you

Bayonetta danced with Luka after the song finished and Jeanne went to Rodin. Enzo was happily drinking free booze and the rest of the people well…they were having fun themselves and they loved the view of the two umbra witches.

And so Jeanne had a happy birthday after all. Bayonetta how ever had to pay for making Jeanne look everywhere for her so, her punishment was, she had to kill more angels than Jeanne (which was kinda hard considering Jeanne was focusing her rage on the angels).

Happy Birthday Jeanne.

A/N: Well Happy 600th b-day to Jeanne she's my 2nd favorite witch on the game. The chapters' meaning was the song you hear when you fight Jeanne in the game named " Red and Black". It's a Bayonetta original sountrack (OST) so yeah, I found it fitting for Jeanne's b-day. Thank you for reading and commenting, hope you enjoyed.