This oneshot is dedicated to DemonicAngel08. Once I am done with DemonicAngel08's challenge words, I shall start on xFearxOfxDeathx's! And I'm working on 2 requests I am stuck on and still my one inspired by pastries. I have so much inspiration now, thanks guys! I feel I could write for days nonstop now! Unfortunately, there's a little factor cutting into my writing time called 'high school.' And its homework and projects are limiting my writing time, study hall or no.

Third word: Hair. Yea, I already did 2 already based on hair but sure, why not another one? We have Crazy Hair Day sometimes at school so I guess I got that out of the word 'hair'.

It was crazy hair day in Konoha.

Now, Tsunade was ordering the 'Green Beasts' to go around Konoha, and if someone's hair wasn't crazy, make them wear green spandex.

Yamanaka Ino spotted Shikamaru watching the clouds. Her hair was dyed pink as Sakura and she decided to wear their hair like each other.

"Shikamaru!" Ino yelled, running to his side, pulling at his ponytail.

"What, troublesome women?" Shikamaru whined.

"If you don't do something with that hair, Gai and Lee will make you wear GREEN SPANDEX."
"Troublesome." Shikamaru muttered as Ino pulled out his ponytail and laughed.
Shikamaru's hair was standing up in spikes, naturally.

Shikamaru snatched back his hair tie.

Neji looked down from the tree. Shikamaru and Shino were wearing green spandex.

Neji twitched.

"And so I told her she was troublesome and put my hair tie back on, thinking that Lee wouldn't find me without a crazy hairdo. For one of the few times in my life, Lee's speed might have surpassed my intelligence. And I thought hiding in a bar would keep me from the Green beasts…"
Neji's stomach tightened at hearing those words.

Oh no.

"Hey Neji!" Tenten said as Neji arrived at the training grounds.

"We have to hide…" Neji said.
"WHAT?!?" Tenten yelled.

"Shh… they'll hear you…" Neji told her.

Tenten raised an eyebrow before catching on, "I heard a rumor… but they seriously are?!?"

Neji nodded, "Come on let's go hide… I hear that everyone who doesn't wear the spandex or the hairdo gets… erm… arrested."

Tenten and Neji fled into the woods.

"Byakugan!" Neji said.

"At least we've been safe a few hours," Tenten added.

"I see them," Neji said.

Slowly, Tenten leaned near him and pushed him to the floor of the forest, her lips crushing onto his.

"Neji? Tenten? Why aren't you-? AHHHH!" screamed Lee, covering his 'innocent' eyes.
Gai was right behind him, doing the same gesture.

"Gai-sensei! We walked in on Neji and Tenten while they were- oh gosh, what kind of teammates are we?" Lee asked.

"Let us go run 5000 laps around Konoha to punish ourselves for interrupting the blossoming youthful lovers!" Gai said.

"YOSH!" Lee said.

Neji turned to Tenten, who smiled.

"Forehead-girl? Can you get this dye out?" asked Ino.

"No, can you Ino-pig?"
"No…"

A blonde Sakura and pink-haired Ino screamed.

HAHA! Now Ino and Sakura are stuck with each other's hair colors. I walked in on people kissing and went and punished myself so that's where I got that idea. Yep. Reading 100 pages of the encyclopedia is a wonderful way to punish yourself! It's BORING! YAY! Two in one day! I'm on a roll! Look out for the fourth word: party