This oneshot is dedicated to DemonicAngel08, who I would inspirationless without. Fifth Word: Club.

Next and last word of this round: Lip gloss!

Unbeknownst to Naruto viewers, the kunoichi of Konoha had a club.

The "Shinobi Are Stupid" club, it was called.

Sakura had made it in pure depression about Sasuke's departure.
Hinata had joined it, angry at Naruto's blindness.

Ino joined it when Shikamaru started admiring Temari.

Then, Tenten joined when Neji sealed one too many chakra points.

"Neji? Where are you off too?" asked Hyuuga Hanabi to her older cousin. The family was sitting down at a plate of pancakes, up until Neji bid his goodbyes.

"Training with Tenten…" he said, as if obvious.

Hinata knew it was now to speak up. Now or never.

"N-Neji? Y-you m-might want to g-go a l-little easy o-n T-Tenten today…" stuttered Hinata, "S-she joined 'S-shinobi A-are Stupid' b-because of y-your roughness…"
Neji looked down. Maybe he had sealed one too many chakra points.

"Take her out for some ramen!" Hanabi suggested.

"Or bring her back here… I'm dying to meet her…" Hiashi said.

Neji cringed. He would never bring Tenten to meet his uncle. His uncle would find a way to convince Tenten to marry Neji. Unbeknownst to most Naruto viewers, Hiashi sold more popcorn than any other Shinobi Scout in Konoha! (This means Hiashi has persuasion skills like no other).

But ramen didn't sound bad…

"Hey Neji! Ready to train?" asked a familiar kunoichi.

"Hn. We aren't training…" Neji said.

Tenten's jaw dropped. The training-obsessed Hyuuga prodigy NOT training. This was a first!
"Okay… Neji. Aren't we going to get bored if we don't train?" asked Tenten.

"No… we're having ramen. My treat." Neji said.

There was no… did Hinata tell Neji about "Shinobi Are Stupid?"

The duo walked into town towards a date.

Tenten guiltily walked to a "Shinobi Are Stupid" meeting.

After her date with Neji, and a quick peck on the check as Neji isn't very erm, aggressive, she wasn't so sure if "Shinobi Are Stupid" was the right club for her.
Tenten walked into Haruno Sakura's house and said, "I'm sorry... I quit..."

Now if it were "Naruto and Gai-sensei Are Stupid" that would be a different story…

Another quick one! Next word: Lip Gloss! I really wanted to put that Hiashi was a Shinobi Scout. 2 clubs mentioned instead of one!