This one is for the second round of DemonicAngel08's (Panda-chan, which by the way, can I call you that
This one is for the second round of DemonicAngel08's (Panda-chan, which by the way, can I call you that?) words. Which means this one is dedicated to DemonicAngel08. This word is… pie! Next word… food.
At the monthly Konoha Ninja Potluck, Neji and Tenten were always supposed to make a pie.
The first monthly Konoha Ninja Potluck, Lee and Gai baked the pie. And they made a special pie… THE CURRY OF LIFE. Needless to say, every ninja that ate the pie- erm- burned their tongues off?
So now, the duty was Neji and Tenten's.
Hyuuga Neji glanced over his sparring partner's shoulder at the list.
There were checks next to pies of all sorts, cherry, apple, even boysenberry.
Neji sighed, "Tenten, we've baked a fruit pie to every single flavor in Konoha!"
Tenten nodded then turned to Neji, "What if we didn't make a fruit pie?"
Neji slowly got it, "Then what pie should we make?"
Tenten smiled, "A dessert pie!"
Neji's eyebrows furrowed, "Won't that be just a cake, Tenten?"
Tenten shook her head, already forming a plan in her mind.
"BUT NEJIIIII!!" the weapon's mistress' cry rang throughout all of Konoha.
"No."
"But Neji, they are OREOS!"
Neji's eyebrows furrowed, "Vanilla or nothing…"
Tenten smirked, "You only want vanilla because it reminds you of my lip gloss!"
Neji turned away quickly, hiding a mediocre blush on his cheek.
After much debate, they had finally decided to do a half-vanilla, half-Oreo dessert pie. Well, Tenten would have gotten her way if Neji weren't so addicted to the taste of her lip gloss…
And they were in the Hyuuga mansion, baking.
Suddenly, Neji found a huge glob of vanilla on his back. He sighed. His Tenten always did flirt in the weirdest ways. It was only a matter of time before it became a full-out fight.
"WHAT IS THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR A DESSERT, DATTEBAYO?" Uzumaki Naruto asked the duo.
Tenten blushed and looked down, holding the 6 inch tall, 7 inch wide dessert pie.
"Neji and I got into a pie fight with the ingredients…" Tenten said.
Naruto cracked up, "Did any get into Neji's hair?"
Neji looked down, blushing, "Hai…"
Tenten giggled.
Naruto laughed even harder, "That is THE funniest thing I have ever heard, Dattebayo! Besides Pervy-sage almost getting killed by Tsunade-baa-chan!"
Tenten held out the pie to Naruto.
(Because he couldn't cook, he was the one gathering up the food before the potluck).
Naruto took it, grinned, then suddenly…
Whammed the pie in between the two, getting both of their faces and hair, before running off.
Neji could feel something touch his cheek. WHY WAS EVERYTHING WHITE? Why couldn't he see? Suddenly, he felt something brush his eye again and saw Tenten eating the Oreo-vanilla off his face. He smirked. Well… Tenten… two can play at that game.
Well… pie everyone! YEA! Umm… there were some references to other oneshots in this one. I saw I could include those and didn't want to pass up the chance. Naruto's a jerk in this oneshot. NEXT: FOOD.