This one is for the Easter holiday

This one is for the Easter holiday. However, dedicated to Kannika, a fellow not-over-the-edge-yet Neji fangirl. In this oneshot, it is much much later than Shippuuden.


Hyuuga Tenten sat the last egg in the cookie jar. She smiled. Yume and Haru are good kids. They would never look there. She felt a presence behind her, and turned to her husband. "Hey, Neji! You can go get Haru and Yume now!" she said, voice a happy tone. After all it was a holiday.

"Hn," Neji said, before turning to go fetch his kids from the training grounds.


"So the plan is that?" Haru asked his older sister, throwing another kunai at the center.

The 6-year-old nodded at him before they both sensed a familiar chakra behind them and turned to see their father.

"Dad!" they both cried, before jumping into Neji's arms. He smirked, glancing at the target, filled with kunai and shuriken at the centers. They are so skilled for their age.


The Hyuuga kids ran into the Hyuuga household like a cheetah to its prey.

"Mom!" they cried, jumping into Tenten's arms. She smiled at them and said, "Hey, Haru, Yume! Want to start the egg hunt now?"
Haru raised an eyebrow, "What's in them?"
"Kunai and shuriken," Tenten told them.

Yume smirked.


Tenten took out a stopwatch, "We're going to time you guys to see how long it takes! There are 20 eggs!"

She handed the stopwatch to Neji who held it and said, "Hn," signaling the start.

"BYAKUGAN!" the sounds of 2 children at once flooded through the Hyuuga household.
Tenten's eyes widened and jaw dropped, I should have thought of that…

The two Hyuuga children scrambled around the Hyuuga home, searching for eggs.

In 2 min. and 7 sec. flat, the two held up 10 eggs each in front of their parents before going off to train again.


Grumbling Tenten sat down, "Stupid Haru… stupid Yume… figuring out they could use Byakugan to find the eggs…"
Neji smirked at his slightly pissed off wife, "Oh, I did the same thing as a child. Hinata-sama never got any! Well she never FOUND any. That's how Uncle Hiashi knew I had so much Byakugan control…"
Tenten turned her gaze up to Neji in a death glare, "You. Stupid husband. Giving them train-a-holic, party-busting attitudes and letting them inherit your smarts…"

Neji let a slight smirk come across his face. He always thought it nice his wife's comments always ended up boosting his HUGE ego.

"YOU! ARE YOU SMIRKING AT ME?" she yelled, poking Neji in the chest.

Neji took that time to place his lips on hers.

Unbeknownst to the married couple kissing, two children were watching.


"Hn. Why did you want to see this?" asked Haru.

Yume giggled, "It is good! Mom and Dad kissing. It shows we'll always be happy, unlike Sarutobi Asuma, you know the Chuunin? He grew up without a father…"

"We should get back to training," Haru said.

Yume nodded, "It's a wonder they don't know we spy a little less than half the time we train."


HAHA! Naughty Yume! Don't spy on your parents! I kind of like this one… it's how Easter went at my household a few years ago, before kids grow up. Minus Byakugan of course. And I used to spy on my parents all the time. To prove divorce was not an option. I mentioned a little AsuKure. Next will be FOOD FIGHT! And does anyone remember the game from Konoha Annual Prom? It's still open. A few people pointed out that "hn" was used in every oneshot. However, I never got the answer I was looking for. So if I dont get the answer by #50 I shall give another hint with the line. Then all you would need was the number of the oneshot. BUT COME ON! I know you want your fav. Ino pairing in the Matchmaking series! (so long as it isnt NejiIno, NaruIno, or ShikaIno, cuz the matchmaking series so far was Nejiten (DUH), NaruHina, and ShikaTema)