This is another word by DemonicAngel08. Therefore, this oneshot is dedicated to DemonicAngel08. A bit connected to pie. And without further ado, here is FOOD FIGHT! -gasp- 300 REVIEWS?! -passes out- Oh. My. God. I love you guys:)

At the Konoha Ninja Monthly Potluck, Naruto was always the one to start a food fight. Everyone in Konoha knew this. Therefore, after Naruto gathered all the food before the potluck, (he was given that duty because he was a TERRIBLE cook… and couldn't afford to buy ramen!) he was kept under a very watchful eye when near any food whatsoever.

"Neji-nii-san, Tenten-nee-san…" Hyuuga Hinata's barely-audible whispers went round Team Gai training grounds.

The sparring partners turned to the Hyuuga Heiress who entered their training territory.

Hinata poked her fingers together, "Umm… I was wondering if you could help Naruto-kun…"
Tenten's ears perked, "Ah! So I see… trying to help that crush of yours…"
Tenten smiled at the younger girl.

Hinata spoke up, "Tenten-nee-san! It's not like that! You would do the same for-"
Tenten's eyes widened as she slapped a hand over Hinata's mouth and waved suspiciously at Neji, who was sweatdropping.

"We'll help!" Tenten said.

"Stop staring at me! Dattebayo!" Naruto said to every ninja in Konoha, whose eyes were on him, in between slurping ramen.

Hinata stood next to him, glancing at Neji and Tenten.

"Why are we doing this?" Neji asked.

"To help Hinata…" Tenten replied.

Neji raised an eyebrow. She's hiding something.

Suddenly, Hinata did thumbs up.

There's the signal…

"Ah!" Ebisu found a clump of curry of life on his glasses.

Every ninja in Konoha turned to Neji and Tenten, who smirked.

Suddenly Ebisu stood up, chucking food everywhere…

Neji grumbled, "I can't believe we got BANNED."
Tenten giggled, "Awww… come on, Neji, it was fun!"
Neji turned to her, "What were you trying to hide anyway?"
He was never really one for curiosity but Tenten rarely hid anything from him.

"Oh, I guess I owe you one…" Tenten said, scratching the back of her head, "I was trying to prevent Hinata from telling you I like someone…"
Neji's heart sank. She liked someone?

He narrowed his light violet eyes at her, "Who?"
"Oh, just a good-looking Jounin…" she said.

"Do I know him?" he asked. Jounin. Same rank as him. Some hope.

She smiled, "Yes. He's nice when need be, a train-a-holic, quiet, and-"
Tenten never got to finish her sentence. The Hyuuga genius caught on eventually and their lips met.

Somewhere off in the distance…

A Byakugan-wielding Hyuuga Heiress was watching the kiss from the distance Byakugan allowed her to watch. She smiled as she watched them kiss. So it seems Tenten-nee-san and Neji-nii-san are in love. All they needed was a little push… and a food fight. They would have never admitted it otherwise.

She deactivated her Byakugan and ran off to look for Naruto, who was banned as well.

Meh. It was okay. Hope it was somewhat funny. (After all I put this under HUMOR). Next is JEALOUSY.