This one is April Fools. I was working on my GaaIno matchmaking but I want it to be perfect. It's not. I keep rewriting it. It still isn't good enough. I apologize for lack of updates. There's also school… but I sat myself down, and I was all "update!" It's late yes I know.
It was April Fools Day in Konoha.
The glorious day of pranks.
And the best part was it was so sunny… the perfect day…
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY CALENDAR?!"
Tenten had been minding her own business and after getting ready for sparring, she walked into her kitchen, but her calendar was gone…
Hyuuga Neji was thrown out of concentration at meditation at the sound of his beloved girlfriend's voice, angry, coming from her side of town.
He grumbled and got up headed towards the voice.
Hyuuga Neji burst into the door, staring at her.
He walked over to his beloved girlfriend, whose veins in her forehead were popped.
He grimaced. He would have to deal with this… anger later. At sparring.
He felt bad for the poor idiot who stole her calendar. Any smart person knows not to mess with Tenten or her calendar. He looked at what she was staring at.
HER CALENDAR? WHAT THE HELL?
He sighed, pressed her forehead and said emotionlessly, "Release."
Tenten seemed to snap back into it.
"MY CALENDAR? WHAT THE HELL?"
She turned to see Hyuuga Neji, standing in her kitchen.
"Wha-?" She started.
Hyuuga Neji looked at her, "You were in a genjutsu…"
Tenten clenched her fists. Genjutsu… her most hated thing… besides wind. And everyone knew Team Gai had a hard time detecting genjutsus.
Slowly Tenten threw her arms around Neji's neck in a hug, kissing his cheek.
"Arigato… Neji-kun."
Then she scanned her kitchen, looking for anything out of place.
Then, she turned to see two bowls of ramen on the kitchen table.
Something clicked in her mind.
Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto were running from an angry Hyuuga Neji and Tenten.
It figured that the two members of Team 7 would pull that sort of a stunt.
"JYUUKEN!"
Sakura and Naruto fell to the floor, all chakra points closed.
"We said we were sorry! Plus, it's April Fools Day!" Naruto said.
"I would never do anything like this-" Sakura started, "But it's April Fools Day and Naruto suggested it."
Hyuuga Neji had anger overflowing out of him from every direction.
"Geez, Neji, I knew you were good to Tenten but… I didn't know that you were that protective of her calendar…" Naruto said.
The Hyuuga rolled his eyes, "It is not that, Naruto. What if Tenten had walked in wearing a bathrobe? Or worse, naked?"
Naruto thought, "Then I would take pictures and sell them to Pervy Sage!"
A vein popped on Neji's forehead, "BYAKUGAN! JYUUKEN!"
Naruto's gonna die probably. Don't tell Neji that, Naruto! Haha. Ya. Before the first test in Chuunin Exams, Team Gai didn't detect the genjutsu. Team 7 did.