Imma Firin Mah Lazar
"I started this whole thing because I'm awesome" Greed declared. "Not as awesome as this!" Lust exclaimed and took her lazar bra to a whole new level. "I found out it has a celebration mode!" She grinned and fired off (instead of her typical lazar) a bunch of fireworks. "How freaking dazzling." Envy remarked sarcastically. "Why thank you!" Lust bowed. "That was actually pretty epic." Greed admitted. "You think that's epic… you should see party mode!" Lust seemed ecstatic. "Party mode?" Greed, Envy, and Wrath asked all at once. "Oh yeah…" Lust smirked. She then turned on party mode. Strobe lights flashed and flashed many colors. "This bra is a multi-purpose bra! It even plays music!" Lust shouted and turned on born this way. "This is getting ridiculous." Pride frowned. "PARTY HARD" Lust practically screamed. "We have got to get rid of that damn bra." Envy said to Wrath. "That's what she said!" Sloth called from in the kitchen. "Will you stop that?" Envy snapped. "It's almost as bad as Lust's freaking bra!" "Hey! y bra is amazing!" Lust declared "You. Are just jealous that you don't have one too. You wanna know how I know you're jealous?" Lust didn't wait for his response. "It's because your name is Envy, you are envious of my sexy bra. That's it!" An idea suddenly came to Lust. She dashed out the door. "Oh great, she's gonna show her bra to the world now." Envy sighed. Lust darted across the street. She then ran into the Elric brothers. "Oh hi there, Fullmetal! Have you seen my new lazar bra yet?" She smiled stupidly. "Um… no." Ed replied. "Nor have I." Al answered. "Well take a look!" Lust discarded her jacket. "Put your jacket back on, woman!" Ed cried. "Naw, I don't feel like it. I was getting hot anyhow." Lust informed the Elric brothers. "Al, turn and look the other way!" Ed muttered. But Al was to stunned to turn around, he simply stared, dumbstruck at the nearly topless Homunculus standing shamelessly before him. "Look what it can do." Lust chirped excitedly. She fired her lazars. The lazar beams bounced right back into Lust. "Oh shit." Lust looked shocked. The lazar hit her right in the face, she toppled backwards. "Well, that hurt." Lust announced as she stood up once more. "Brother… can you buy me one of those!" Al asked. "No Alphonse. I will not buy you a bra." Ed slapped his continued down the street. "Envy is gonna be so freaking excited!" Lust grinned. She pushed the door to Winry's Secret (Yes, Winry owns a bra shop) open. "Hey Winry, ya have 6 more lazar bras?" "Oh yeah, I have tons! I also saved a new one for you…"Winry went to the back of the store. "Behold, it's the lazar bra 3.5!" "It's amazing." Lust squealed. She purchased all 7 bras and went back home. "Ok guys, so Envy helped me realize…" Lust started "That you need to take that damn thing off!" Envy interrupted. "No. I realized that you guys were jealous that I have a lazar bra, and you all don't. sooo I went out of my way to buy everyone here a lazar bra! Because I am such a nice person." "No Lust, you are not a person. You are a homunculus, and shall always be a homunculus." Sloth pointed out. "Because I am such a nice homunculus" Lust corrected. "I. Am. Not. Wearing that." Envy snarled. "But I bought it special." Lust whimpered. "Are you kidding me?" Envy sighed. "No Lust cried, " I went all the way over to Winry's secret, got Al to want a bra, and spent money just for you guys. And none of you even appreciate my gift!" "Fine" Envy sighed "I will wear… the bra!" This news excited Lust, and by the end of the day all the homunculus were wearing bras. "You all look so sexy" Lust remarked. "This is actually pretty cool." Sloth agreed. "Oh not you too." Pride sulked. "We should all play lazar tag." Lust suggested. "That's a great idea." Sloth agreed again. "That just sounds like a trip to Painsville, and I refuse to take that road trip!" Envy disagreed. "We are playing lazar bra tag!" Lust growled. "She is out of her mind!" Wrath yelled. "Lust, Lust" Gluttony called. "Yes Gluttony?" Lust asked. "How do you play lazar tag?" Gluttony asked. "Just shoot off your lazar at anyone of us. And whoever dies and comes back to life ten times is eliminated." Lust explained the rules. "This is insane, now the hag is making us kill each other.' Envy complained. "Shut up you human… homunculus-palm tree! No one asked you anyways!" Lust hissed. "I'm going to kill you." Envy growled. "You can kill me as much as you please… if it's during a game of lazar bra tag." Lust smiled. "Fine, but if I win, you must discard your lazar bras. All the lazar bras! And never put any of them on again!" Envy smirked. "And if I win, you shall wear lazar bras every day, for the rest of your existence!" Lust gave him a smirk evil enough to match his own. "Deal" Envy bargained. And with that the lazar bra tag began. Lazar after lazar fired off, making the room glow many colors. Homunculus rose and fell again until it was just Lust and Envy. "It's party mode time!" AN evil grin spread its way across Lust's face. "I'm gonna have to wear bras forever." Envy winced. To his fortune, something unexpected happened; one of Lust's rapidly firing lazars reflected off a mirror and hit the homunculus-woman. Envy smiled "I win I win I win!" he cheered. "Lucky me!" Lust retreated into Wrath's emo corner and started crying. 3 days later; "Come on Lust, cheer up." Sloth (who still had her lazar bra on) called. "But I miss my lazar bra!" Lust wailed. "We were best friends! Envy is such a jerk." "I know what'll get your mind off of it." Sloth smiled" Let's go watch the human shows again." "Ok." Lust sighed. They turned on the music channel and the song started to play. "This guy sounds like a girl" Sloth declared. "He's adorable." Lust remarked. "He cannot sing" Sloth frowned. "His voice is angelic." Lust stated. "The lyric suck" Sloth said. "The lyrics are beautiful." Lust disagreed. An hour later Lust walked into the house wearing a pink 'I Bieber' T-shirt. "Someone call the doctor, I contracted Bieber fever!"