Hm… this one is dedicated to Merciless Ruby.
Merciless Ruby requested one where Tenten's pants fall down during a spar A LONG TIME AGO. But... I am a little late with requests so...

WARNING! THIS IS KIND OF PERVERTED SO… IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF, PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE.

NOTE: SOMEONE WON MY CONTEST FROM 50: Ninja Goddess Of Soul. I also have my runner up.

The final answer was...

Neji: Eros (Greek) or Cupid (Roman)

Tenten: Psyche

Neji's Aunt: Aphrodite

It all began with Lee teaching Neji the Konoha Whirlwind.

Neji, being the trainaholic he was, decided the Hyuuga Style wasn't enough and needed to master the other style of Taijutsu.

Because of that Lee teaching that Neji that move, and because of that Neji using that move in a spar, Tenten's pants fell down, Neji took a blow to the ego, and Hyuuga Hanabi got some serious blackmail.

You see…

It was a spar. A light Taijutsu (Lee style) spar to see what would happen if it ever came down to Tenten without her weapons or a Neji without his Byakugan.

(Nara Shikamaru prepared several scenarios in which that could happen. Fearing for failure in one of them, the two trained to be better).

In said spar, Neji tried a Konoha Whirlwind and Tenten flipped back to avoid it… but…

When one wears slightly baggy pants and flips backwards, bad things happen.

So Tenten found her pants below her knees.

Neji tried to hide his blush. After all…

What would you do if you found out your crush had underwear with your image on them?

"Uhh… Tenten?" Neji asked.

"I DON'T LIKE YOU, OKAY?" Tenten shrieked.

Neji chuckled. Rare for an abnormal emotionally development delayed-

"Stop it. Damn it. I'm serious. I have ones with Lee, Sasuke, Gai, Naruto, Kiba… ah, hell, every male ninja I ever met…" Tenten stated.

"Byakugan…" Neji whispered, activating and widening his Byakugan range until Tenten's room came to his eyesight before glancing at the contents of Tenten's… erm, underwear drawer.

"No," Neji stated, deactivating his Byakugan, "All the others are me…"

He felt slightly bad for Tenten as he slowly thought.
He could cheer her up. But… it would mean taking a serious blow to his pride.

But, what was pride if it won you your crush?
Neji slowly unbuttoned his pants, slipped them down to his ankles, and Tenten gasped.

Neji's boxers had pictures of HER on them? Who knew? He smirked at her shock, but, before either of them could pull their pants up, a blinding flash was seen.

The duo turned towards the trees, where Hyuuga Hanabi was holding up a camera and doing her 'Hyuuga Smirk'.

"Hanabi-sama," Neji said, "Give me the camera…"
"No," Hanabi stated, hugging the camera tightly, "Jiraiya offered me serious dough if I could catch you two in the act!"

Neji and Tenten stood there, before glancing down. Catch you two in the act?

"Oh my Kami-sama!" Tenten screamed. It certainly looked that way.

"Neji, may I please kill your cousin?" Tenten asked sweetly.

"After I will…" Neji stated, activating his Byakugan.

But… as the two took a step forward, their pants caught them and they fell… on top of each other. Hanabi snapped a few more pictures… and ran for her life.

See? I told you it was perverted.

I think it's hilarious. Recently, I've been having bursts of inspiration so…