Umm… this is kind of a follow up 52 Neji's Boxers
This one is dedicated to Merciless Ruby.
WARNING! PERVERSION! If you don't like this stuff, well, skip it!
This is a request in which… well, you'll see. It was from a long time ago as well.
Hyuuga Neji watched his girlfriend throw a variety of weapons at him. He dodged them all, but took a kunai and threw it at an angle, aiming for her shirt.
Inner Neji would've cheered; however, Hyuugas don't have inners.
Why?
Because Neji Hyuuga just split his girlfriend's shirt in half.
He squinted, but- wait? Were those bandages binding her chest instead of a bra?
Uh oh.
"HYUUGA NEJI!" Tenten's angry cries bellowed.
"I said I was sorry, Tenten-"Neji apologized, being the gentleman he was.
"You perverted, yet gentlemen-like Hyuuga bastard," Tenten said, scowling.
"I, you bound your chest instead of wearing a bra…" Neji noted.
Tenten shook her head, "No duh, it allows me to move easier while training or on missions. If you wanted to do, ya know, you'd have to catch me in a training session off guard".
Hyuuga Neji smirked.
"Let's spar," Neji said.
Tenten smirked. Most normal boyfriends wouldn't say this while walking their girlfriend home, but Tenten knew exactly what Neji wanted. A decent view of her chest. And she was prepared.
Tenten took out various projectiles, hurtling them at Neji. Neji caught one, and did the exact same thing he did earlier.
RIP!
Hyuuga Neji strained his eyes… but…
More chest bindings!
Neji groaned while Tenten giggled, "You didn't catch me off guard, Neji. I knew you'd try this…"
Then… Neji got a brilliant idea.
(Well, he IS a genius!)
If he plotted out a calendar of when Tenten least expected him to spring a last minute spar… oh yes, he would.
Who knew Hyuuga Neji was so perverted when it came to his girlfriend's chest?
I'll tell you what! NEW CONTEST! I know I used the "Hyuugas don't have Inners" thing in another oneshot.
If someone could tell me the number and name of the oneshot, I will give them an option as a prize.
HOWEVER! No runner-up business this time.
First come, first serve.
a. any oneshot, any place, time, and couple
b. a dedication on any one of my unfinished fics
c. PM me for more options if you win? I've got a long list, up to like, E.
I only stopped to make my Authors Notes Short XD
