This one was kind of fun, but you may not like these facts. I take what the show gives me and my nutty mind fills in the blanks.
-Phanny
"Facts about Sam Manson," Paulina began when she and her partner reached the front of the class. Sam was still a little wide-eyed, and a couple of people saw her subconsciously tug at the hem of her skirt in an effort to make it cover more of her leg. "One, if you call her Samantha she will kick you. I know this because I have a boot print on my right kidney," she waited for the class to stop chuckling, "two, her middle name is Victoria, but she doesn't like her full name because she thinks it makes her sound snooty."
"It does," Sam finally seemed to be responding, but still played with the hem of her skirt so as not to look at people.
"Three, she makes her own clothes, which doesn't surprise me because I don't know any store that would sell this stuff," Paulina gestured to Sam, who frowned, before continuing, "four, she's vegan because she likes animals, but - and this counts as five - that's only half of it because she's one of those people who are like, allergic to everything. I get the lactose intolerant part, but apparently you can be allergic to meat…I actually looked it up because I thought she was lying.
"Six, she won't admit that she looks way better with her make-up off…something about not conforming to…uh…"
"Aesthetic ideals," Sam finished.
"Whatever. Seven, her eyes are purple. Eight, she was born on Valentine's day, which is why she hates it because everyone forgets her birthday." Paulina and Sam were surprised to hear a couple of sympathetic "awww"s in response.
"Nine, her favorite color is actually purple, not black, because she says black is the absence of color so she was like 'no, that's my favorite shade, not a color,'" Sam frowned at Paulina's bad impression of her.
"I so do not talk that way," she protested.
"You so do," Paulina shot back.
"Do I talk that way?" Sam asked the class indignantly. To her dismay, everyone started saying "of course not," but in the bad impression Paulina had somehow come up with.
"Ten, I refuse to believe she's a real Goth because she smiles way too much and I think she's, like, an activist hippie who wears black."
"Hey!"
"And bonus, she has a little girl crush on someone but is in complete denial about who it is even though everybody knows." Sam turned red at that, and shot Danny a look, but he tilted his head in confusion. Clueless. The class giggled in response, with some "awww"s thrown in for good measure.
"Oh, wait until you hear what I have to say about you…" Sam began, and everyone in the class seemed to lean forward, expecting something good.
Okay, see, that whole "partly vegan because of being allergic to animal products" is sort of based off of something I read about Elizabeth Gillies (Jade from Victorious), who I think would make an awesome live-action Sam. Just saying.