I had the idea to do a "dating game" after seeing one of those dating game shows.

Hyuuga Neji stood on the set of "Open The Window", a game show where eligible single bachelors who happened to be

good-looking kunoichi stood in front of a set of 12 windows.

Inside each window was a good-looking eligible single kunoichi.

In the set of windows, was the one girl Neji wanted to date and two he would never dream of dating.

Neji was clueless.

He knew he was certainly not going to open the window with flowers around it or the window painted pink.

Something drew him towards the window with kunai on the edges.

He didn't know why.

Flashback:

Hyuuga Neji stood in the Hyuuga training grounds, practicing throwing kunai at trees.

Suddenly, a calloused hand handed him a sheet of paper.

"A game show? 'Open The Window'? Tenten, please tell me you are kidding..." the Hyuuga stated.

The weapon-throwing kunoichi shook her head, "Tsunade-sama needs you on the show, Neji. It will help get more viewers!"

"Since when was our Hokage indebted to a game show?" Neji asked.

Tenten sheepishly scratched at her head, "Lost a bet."

Neji smirked, "Figures."

"I'll be on it," the kunoichi stated to the usually cold-hearted prodigy.

"Please repeat that, Tenten," Neji stated.

"I'll be on it."

Present Time:

And so... the Hyuuga found himself on a game show, trying to win a date with his beloved teammate.

He examined the doors again.

One decorated with sake bottles.

The second decorated pink with little medical-ninjutsu stickers on it.

The third decorated yellow with little flowers around it.

Neji shivered.

He most certainly was not taking the first three.

The fourth decorated with camoflauge and music note stickers.

The fifth decorated with fishnet.

The sixth decorated with sand glued to the window.

Neji glanced over the second set of three.

Tenten was definitely not in one of those.

The seventh was decorated with flute stickers and music notes.

The eighth was decorated with little Konohamaru stickers and hearts.

The ninth was decorated in Sasuke stickers. And a shark-looking man with Xs on it.

Neji slightly cringed. Why were the kunoichi of the ninja world so darned obsessed with Sasuke?

The tenth was the window he was examining before, decked in little kunai knives and shuriken stickers.

The eleventh window was decorated in little red clouds.

And the last window... was that ice?

"Ten," He stated and the window was yanked open.

It opened and Neji saw himself staring at... a fangirl.

"You stole my spot, you bitch!" was heard.

And then noises of whooshing projectiles was heard before Neji saw himself staring at Tenten.

"Hey, Neji, did you choose my window?" Tenten asked.

Neji smirked, "Okay, I won. I got my first choice. Come on, Tenten, I won your date," he said.

Tenten climbed out of the window and hugged the Hyuuga.

"Let's go, Neji," she stated.

Tenten found herself standing in the Team Gai training grounds.

Leave it to Neji to consider training a date.

Oh! I sure hope he takes her on a REAL date after training.

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