I'm so exited!
Finally I get to write something with the bots in it!
YAY!
Despite what it seems like there is absolutely NO slash in this 'fic (Sorry all slash lovers!)
Thanks to all epic-reviewer-people!
CC: come on! Meteorite's just landed in your backyard!
Tim: *groan* Yhea but I stayed up all last night making your Astro blades so don't push me
Me: Can one of you do the disclaimer before you run off into the bush and possibly fatal danger
Tim: did you just say fatal danger…
CC: come on Tim, Danger's fun!
Me: Uh, disclaimer please?
CC: if you give me a gun next chapter
Me: *sigh* fine.
Tim: Wait- what?
CC: *sequel!*
Tim: ARE YOU CRAZY?
CC: *Turns to readers* what do you think? If magicrazy101 owned anything all the movies would have sucked
Me: HEY!
CC: suck *raspberry*
"Hurry up Tim!" CC whisper-shouted, Tim stumbled over a branch shining the torch at CC, who yelped as the light hit her eyes
"You are the sport-fanatic here, not me" she bent over and put her hands on her knees breathing heavily "I did not look this far from the window" she adjusted her bandana
A cloud passed over the moon briefly, making the girls surroundings all the more dark
"Come on, come on, come on!" CC said, completely awake
Tim straightened and ran through the bush after her. I'm going to find tics all over me tomorrow she thought as she brushed past yet another group of grass trees.
She ran past a log and—
"Ow!" CC pulled her down violently to the ground next to her.
"Please give me a little bit of—" CC shushed her, putting a finger to her lips and gesturing through the massive red-gum trees.
A large light came from an area a few meters from them, on the other side of some bushes.
Tim turned off the torch and tucked it into her track-pants pocket. CC tapped her leg and gestured her to follow her.
The two of them, crouched low behind the bushes ran closer to the light, quickly hiding behind a red-gum.
CC looked over at Tim who was crouched next to her 'I'm going to take a look' she mouthed, Tim nodded.
The black haired teen quietly turned and peeked around the tree.
Her mouth dropped and her eyes widened.
"CC…" Tim whispered, CC gestured behind her back for her to come forward, not taking her eyes of the sight in front of her.
Tim put her head around the tree, and gulped.
In front of them, on the edge of a ditch easily two meters deep were two… Tim rubbed her eyes beneath her glasses, but the picture in front of her wouldn't change, in front of them were two… robots.
Tim's face practically shone as she took in the wonderful pieces of machinery in front of her, they were both humanoid, the smaller one seemed to be approximately twelve feet tall whereas the larger looked to be around seventeen, both were a dull grey in color and almost seemed to be naked. They both had light blue lights… eyes? Tim wasn't sure, her inventers brain was working in overdrive the amount of power needed for one of these must be enormous what would give off so much power. Why blue? Certainly white lenses would be easier to create to the correct density than blue. Does it symbolize something?
The larger of the two was lying on the ground, its side was sparking and a glowing pink substance was running down its side in small rivulets. A smaller robot had its back to them, it was hovering over it giving off whirrs and clicks, Fiddling with something
If Tim didn't know better she would say that it was… worried. But that wasn't possible. Was it?
Whirrs and clicks came from the larger one "Oh, shut up ya big sparklin'" the smaller one said in a rough feminine voice.
CC's mouth dropped even further (If that was possible)
It was… speaking
A robot was speaking
A robot, was speaking
Several thoughts whirled ignored through her mind
What the fuck? (ok that one wasn't ignored)
How can a robot have an accent? And why Scottish?
Why where they that disgusting grey?
OMG THEY CAN SPEAK!
Crap, Aliens are finally invading… at least Tim will make me a gun now…
The bigger one let out a whine that sounded… Hurt?
Was that even possible?
It tried to push itself up, only to be shoved back down roughly by the smaller one, it let out another string of clicks, beeps and whirrs,
"If ya don't stop movin' righ' now ah'm gonna offline ya myself. Ya loosin' more energon than a cracked cube."
More clicks
"ah am nothin' like Ratchet!"
CC looked at Tim with wide eyes, 'are you seeing what I'm seeing' she mouthed, Tim nodded wordlessly,
their eyes were torn back to the ditch as a loud clang echoed around the clearing accompanied by more angry clicks.
"Ya gonna 'ave to start speakin' earth languages soon enough Sunny, migh' as well star' now"
"Don't call me Sunny." The larger one growled, but cut off with a groan as it fell back to the ground.
"Slag." The smaller grumbled and continued fiddling with the larger's side,
It's… fingers? Now covered with the glowing pink substance.
It grunted and moved back slightly, "Ah've stopped the energon flow bu—"
Tim moved slightly, the cramp swelling in her leg growing almost unbearable
C
R
A
C
K
The sound echoed around the clearing
The two robots instantly swung around the smaller one's arms changing and now pointing…
Tim paled visibly
CC had to stop herself from squealing in delight
Pointing…Cannons at them
They pulled their heads behind the tree and held their breath; Tim squeezed her eyes tightly shut
"Come out and we'll think about not turning you into a pile of slag" CC was pretty sure it was the bigger one talking
She frowned, she didn't know what slag was but it didn't sound good.
"ah'm gonna count ta five" the one with a Scottish accent this time
Tim's eyes were wide open now
"One…"
"Two…"
The teens exchanged glances; CC scowling; fucking aliens think they can order everyone around just, well to bad for them; this human's not a pussy!
"Thr-"
"Why should we come out you bucket of bolts?" CC shouted. Tim cringed a bit lower sending CC a If we die, I'm going to kill glare.
A growl came from the other side of the tree, "Yo-"
There was a clank "What the frag!"
"Aw shut up Sunny, they're jus' organics, yer scarin' them"
The taller grumbled "Slimy, disgusting fleshies…"
the teenagers exchanged a glance; did it just call them slimy oh, it is going to get it… CC scowled
Tim saw the look on CC's face and decide that it might be a good idea to make sure that the sixteen year old didn't get her hands on any kind of weapon any time soon…
"Ya come out, we're not gonna hur' ya"
CC stood behind the tree, brushing off Tim's hands as they tried to pull her back down.
"How do I know you're not gonna suddenly grab me and suck my brains out?" she said scowling
Tim's eyes widened as one of the robots actually chuckled
"Ya know, if ya said that to any other 'bot they'd take i' as an insul'"
"I have." Grumbled the larger
CC glanced around the tree, instantly drawing two pairs of eyes/lights to her.
"We're not gonna hurt ya" the smaller said gently, if CC hadn't known better she would have said the robot sounded like a girl.
Taking a deep breath she stepped out, ignoring Tim's almost silent protests.
The smaller nodded at her, "there ya see, no one's tryin' ta kill ya"
CC scowled and, much to Tim's horror, stormed up to the two robots
She kicked the larger robot's foot, "WATCH WHO YOUR CALLING SLIMY YOU FUCKING ALIEN! OR I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET TIM TO TAKE YOU APART AND USE YOUR PIECES FOR FUCKING SCRAP METAL!" Tim rolled her eyes as CC continued to insult the robot who could easily squish her in one movement.
The smaller one almost seemed to smile "Looks like you offended it Sunny"
The taller one growled from it's position on the edge of the crater
"She, not it." Tim said. She flinched when the blue/white light hit her. "W-we're n-not its. We're f-females" she stuttered "T-therefore, we're b-b-both considered t-to be a she."
The smaller one nodded "Ah see, ya both femmes."
Tim frowned, her curiosity overcoming her fear "Femmes?"
The smaller crouched in front of her, "Like meh, our races equivalent of a female, capable of producing and carrying a new-spark"
Tim smiled nervously, "so you can produce a new…" she frowned "One… of you?"
CC threw her hands in the air "hello, earth to Tim and giant alien robot, we're not here to talk about the differences between massive robots and Homo-sapiens!"
The robot above her growled, "Ark, do you mind if I eliminate your new… pet."
"I'M NOT SOME KIND OF FUCKING GERBIL WALL-E!" CC yelled.
"CC, you can't classify him as Wall-e. Wall-e was made by humans to clean up earth, and I doubt that these two were, also that is fiction and this is most certainly not" Tim stated.
The two robots just looked confused. CC face palmed before looking up at the aliens.
"So, big butt, if you're not here to take over the world, what do you want?"
The larger grunted "My designation isn't 'large organic aft' fleshy" it growled
"Desi-what-now?" CC said feeling more than slightly confused
"He said his name wasn't 'big butt' CC" Tim explained patiently
"Oh so now you speak alien?"
Tim rolled her eyes "no, just intelligent English" she turned her attention to the bigger robot before CC could figure out exactly what she'd said "Then what is your na- sorry designation?"
It straightened as much as it could while sitting down "My designation is Sunstreaker, Autobot front-liner."
Tim looked it up and down "I'm guessing your not a femme?"
The femme robot spluttered "Sunny, a femme? He sure acts like one"
Sunstreaker scowled "Don't call me Sunny femme"
"How did you know that?" CC said making a stupid suspicious face at her friend
Tim shrugged "considerably larger, bulkier, less feminine shape, lower voice, not that hard to guess" she crossed her arms over her chest with a shiver "should have brought a jacket…" she mumbled
CC swung around to face the femme robot a quizzical look on her face "And you are…?"
The femme put her hands on her hips "Arkracer, Autobot front liner and field medic"
Tim nodded and pushed her glasses further up the bridge of her nose "I'm Tiffany India Madsen, but most people call me Tim. And this is Cassidy Sienna Chase or CC as I call her"
Sunstreaker grunted, totally uninterested in the conversation, Arkracer smiled "it's ah pleasure ta meet ya Tiffany Madsen and Cassidy Chase"
CC immediately shook her head "Na ah, you will call me CC, only Tim calls me Cassidy, and that's only when she's either annoyed or angry"
"Very well… CC"
CC gave the femme a thumbs up
"What exactly are you doing in this part of the universe? And what is an Autobot?" Tim asked
"Tha's ah long story…"
Sunstreaker pushed himself up, "Ark we can't just sit here conversing with fleshies" he said the last word in slight disgust "who knows who they sent after us"
Arkracer nodded "Sunny's righ'"
"Don't call me Sunny!"
"Hey! We've gotta place you can crash!" CC said happily
Arkracer looked confused "Why would w' wan' ta crash?"
Tim shook her head "Human figure of speech"
"Where were you thinking CC?" Tim asked
"Oh, I was just thinking of how big the farm's barn is…"
"CC I CAN'T KEEP ALIENS IN THE GARAGE!"
"Yes you can" CC said with a smile. She folded her arms "I'll sing a certain song I know if you don't…"
Tim's eyes widened "You wouldn't."
CC cackled "Oh yes I would"
She took a deep breath and opened her mouth wide
Tim groaned "Oh fine."
CC fist pumped with a whoop "YAY!" she did a little crazy dance around Sunstreaker
Tim rubbed her eyes under her glasses with a sigh, then turned to Arkracer "We have a place you can stay, It's big enough for both you and Sunstreaker to stay in for a while"
Arkracer nodded "Thank you." She walked over to Sunstreaker, "Come on ya big sparklin'," she held out a hand to help him up.
He scowled and shoved it away, "I'm not a sparkling" he growled.
He pushed himself up and slowly got to his feet. He scowled at his own weakness as he wobbled slightly and his wound stabbed at him.
He lifted his eyes/lights and scowled as he saw Arkracer watching him worriedly.
"Well, Where's this 'barn' you were talking about?" he said gruffly
Arkracer shook her head at the other robots stubbornness.
*cringes* oh man that was so cheesy!
I know what you're all thinking/shouting to your self: "they're called optics and servos you stupid, unknowledgeable writer! And how dare you call them robots! They're called Cybertronians you nincompoop!" (hehe! Nincompoop)
Well, know you can imagen me shouting back: "Well I'm trying to write from the girls' point of view and they don't know that DO THEY!"
And there's your answer =)
Anyway—
CC: Please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeease?
Arkracer: No, I will not let you shoot something with my cannons
CC: Awwww *pouts*
Tim: wow that was a long chapter
Sunstreaker: Where on cybertron are we?
Me: SUNNYYYYYY! *glomps*
Tim: *blinks* did you just glomp an alien robot?
Me: Shut up, I know where you live… can someone kindly ask the readers to review while I continue to glomp Sunny?
Sunstreaker: GET OFF ME YOU FRAGGING ORGANIC!
Tim: *throws shoe at Sunstreaker* NO SWEARING!
CC: Review, I am currently sitting out side your window holding a bazooka and will instantly kill you if you don't review.
ME: CC! I said kindly.
Tim: Ok, who gave CC a bazooka?
Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP THIS AUTHORS NOTE IS FRAGGING LONG!
CC: *huffs* well Sorr-y