WOOO!

Chapter 5!

CC: whoop-de-do. *rolls eyes*

Tim: you know you only annoy people with these authors notes right?

Me: Yhea, but they're fun to write

Arkracer: Humans ah strange

Sunstreaker: I told you they were disgusting

CC: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU OVERGROWN TOSTER? *pulls up chainsaw*

Tim: CC, give him a chance, he's got a gaping hole in his side (Where does she keep getting these weapons from?)

CC: *mumble mumble*kill, revenge*mumble*

Tim: O.o… I'm going to go talk to Arkracer… *runs away*

CC: *glares at readers* MAGICRAZY101 OWNS NOTHING YOU DIMWITS! *pulls up chainsaw* Now where did that son-of-a-munted-dishwasher go…

The massive barn doors creaked open "It isn't the cleanest place in the world, but it is big enough to hid you for a while" Tim said dusting her hands off on her track suit pants "CC's gone to get some food from inside. Though I don't know if you guys even eat…"

Arkracer glared at Sunstreaker "Armor on now. Ah want ta fix the damage ta it before ah properly weld ya energon lines back t'gether" she ordered

Sunstreaker scowled "I don't get ordered around by femmes" he growled.

Arkracer poked him in his injured side making him grunt and pull his arm tighter around it, "No ah'm just ah medic who's trah'in ta save ya life" she snapped "and ah don't know if ah can last lookin' a' your bare protoform aft for much longer." She added

Sunstreaker growled and pushed her away

Tim looked up curiously "What's a protoform? And what's an aft?"

Arkracer looked down at the small human who was adjusting her glasses and settling down cross legged on a desk in the corner of the large room; a low whirring can from Arkracer, for some reason that made Sunstreaker snort

"And what was that?" Tim asked, her hunger for knowledge growing

"Come on Arkracer, answer the little squishy" Sunstreaker said somewhat smugly.

The whirring coming from Arkracer increased tenfold, she growled at the mech before turning back to the small human.

"Uhh, well, ah protoform is our equivalent of…" Arkracer's eye lights seemed to dim slightly, then brightened suddenly and focused on Tim, "Well, when we're in protoform we're essentially, wha' ya call naked" She finished

Tim's eyebrow lifted "You can be naked?"

Arkracer nodded. "And what does aft mean?" Tim asked innocently, the whirring from earlier can back

"Uh-h, well," the robot stuttered "An ahh, aft is, again, our equivalen' of an, ah-" her eyes dimmed again "Ah! An aft is our equivalent of ah human Ass."

"Ass as in the animal kind, or arse as in a human's anatomy type arse?"

"Human anatomy type."

"Oh… what was that whirring sound earlier?"

"Mah fans going off, an instinctual reaction to embarrassment."

"Robots can blush?"

Sunstreaker growled "We're not robots fleshie. We're Cybertronians."

"HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT FAT AFT!- whoa, why are you yellow." CC yelled peering up at the him.

Tim looked away from Arkracer to see that Sunstreaker was now yellow, and bulkier for that matter and that…

She groaned and rubbed her eyes, CC was holding an open, half empty bottle of lemonade. "CC, where did you get the lemonade from?"

"Inside, where else! Hey look! I got cookies!"

Tim face palmed, she stood up and jumped of the desk, snatching the lemonade away from the teen, ignoring her protests. "Why are you suddenly all yellow?" she said pointing to Sunstreaker.

Arkracer walked past them, a metallic clicking came from her.

CC's jaw dropped as bright green metal slid out of no where and settled on various parts of Arkracer's body

"I's armor." Arkracer said. She pushed Sunstreaker to the ground making him grunt and scowl.

"COOOOOOL!" CC squealed, she ran around arms waving like crazy

(A/N: ever seen those scenes in manga where the character's going crazy and arms their arms and legs look like blurs? Yhea, like that)

"OMG,OMG,OMG,I''REALIENS! AHHHHH!" CC screamed running in large circles

(cue sweat drop)

"Are all humans li'e tha'?" Arkracer asked Tim who was standing next to where she was kneeling next to Sunstreaker

Tim sighed and shook her head "Only a very select group of individuals with an addiction to sugar who have just drunken half a bottle of caffeine are."

Tim peered up at what Arkracer was doing curiously, she couldn't help noticing that both of the robot's- no Cybertronians' armor was dented, scratched and the color was dull.

Looks like they've been through a war she thought.

Arkracer was holding what looked like a very long, thin welder. Sunstreaker grunted as the medic gently held the broken tubes in his side. "Carful." He growled. Arkracer nudged him roughly

"Stop movin'" she growled back, she held the tubes together with one digit and turned on the welder-like thing. The tip of it glowed brightly, making Tim turn away slightly and CC squeak and cove her eyes saying: "MY EYES ARE MELTING!"

The glow dimmed to a more tolerable level, "What are you doing?" Tim asked, the tubes that Arkracer had been holding were now sealed by a red hot metal that was slowly cooling.

Arkracer put the welder to the side, "ah'm sealing up Sunny's energon lines, un-"

"Don't call me Sunny!" Sunstreaker growled

"WHY NOT SUNNY?" CC shouted

Sunstreaker scowled "carful fleshy, or I might accidently step on you"

"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU SON-OF-A-SCRAP-HEAP!" she said happily "WHAT ELSE COULD I CALL YOU, HUH?" CC stroked her chin thoughtfully before jumping up

"IKNOW, IKNOW, IKNOW! YOUCANBESUNSHINE!" she ran around happily, vaulting over Sunstreaker's legs when she came to them.

"No!" Sunstreaker almost yelled

"WELL IT'S THAT OR STREAKER, SUNSHINE SO MAKE YOUR CHOICE! Ooh shiny." She veered off and picked up a small piece of bright metal.

Tim turned to Arkracer, "You were saying…?"

"oh, unfortunately Thundercracker managed ta hi'one of Sunny's main energon lines, we were lucky tha' I stopped tha flow a'fore 'e los' ta much energon."

"What's energon?" Tim asked, there was a crash as CC kicked bucket that she thought was looking at her funny "ow ow ow! Oh so that's how ya wanna play huh?" she proceeded to jump on the poor bucket.

"Energon's our fuel, no' enough or weh loose to much an' weh offline."

"So it's basically your blood."

Arkracer nodded, "Sunny, ah'm gonna remove tha clamps a' righ'?"

Sunstreaker grunted in reply and turned his head away. Arkracer nodded, and slowly removed the clamps holding back the energon.

Thankfully, the newly welded energon line held up and the liquid continued to run down the tube.

"We need to regularly replenish our energon supplies or we die."

"You drink it?"

"DOES'T THAT MAKE YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR SOMETHING?" CC yelled "AHHHH, THE GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS ARE VAMPIRES! HEEEEELLLPPP!"

Tim face palmed for what felt like the twelfth time that night.

"We-"

"Tim?"

The room was dead silent as Mr. Madsen entered the barn to see his daughter standing next to two giant robots and CC frozen looking at him from where she was holding a bag of cookies.

Bum bum buuuuummm.

Sorry! *hides behind couch* I know it was late and short but I'll make it up to you!

Pinky swear!

Next time: Explanations, Worries and CC decides to make a lame Finding Nemo reference.

CC: HEY! ARE YOU CALLING MY EPIC REFERENCES LAME!

Tim: -.-'

CC: Can I cut Sunshine into tiny little pieces now he doesn't have a hole in his side?

Everyone: NO!

CC: awe, you guys are no fun *pouts*

Me: *smiles sweetly* please review

CC: YHEA OR I'LL CUT YOU INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES *holds up machete*

Tim: CC! PUT DOWN THE MACHETE! NOW!