Apparently I'm a conspiracy theorist. About what? You ask. Well, apparently Harry Potter. I assure you I am not, have nor, nor with I ever be a conspiracy theorist against Harry Potter. Anyway, I have no school tomorrow, MLK day, so there might be something tomorrow depending on how lazy I feel. And I have no school on Friday too, so I'm going to the Auto show! This week is gonna be awesome! Oh, right, y'all wanna hear a story. Well, I guess I can do that too.

Disclaimer: New Year, New You. I still don't own anything

Suri

By the end of the night I had heard every story about Harry-Freakin'-Potter that had ever existed. It was like he was a Freakin legend, Oh, that's right. HE IS! So it was no surprise when we got back down stairs that everyone was talking about Harry.

"Are you sure that's what they did?" Sirius asked, concerned.

"Yes, Yes." Another voice, male, said. "Do you think he'll be bothered by the owls?"

"He doesn't like to be left out, or to be told what to you." Sirius agreed. "He won't be too pleased."

"What going on?" I asked walking into the room, Weasleys and Hermione behind me.

"Harry got in a bit of a – er—snag." A red-headed man said. It was the guy who was talking to Sirius. I'm guessing this is Mr. Weasley.

"What kind of snag?" I asked casually as I sat down next to them, everyone else stood their gaping.

"He used magic in front of a muggle." Mr. Weasley finally answered.

"What kind of magic?" I asked innocently.

"The Patrounus Charm." He told me.

"Which does?" I prompted.

"It defends against dementors." Sirius growled.

"So, it means he won't have a bad report card?" I asked him confused. Sirius grinned. "Wait, that's a demerit. So good report card. What does a dementor do?"

"They guard Azkaban." Sirius muttered.

"The prison." He nodded. "We don't like the prison." He nodded again.

"They suck out every happy thought you have." Sirius muttered, even darker than before.

"Well that sounds pleasant." I said. Sirius started to laugh again.

"They shouldn't have been in Surrey." Mr. Weasley informed me. The look on my face must've been something because Sirius was laughing so hard he almost peed himself.

"Surry… is…a…place…in…England." He gasped between laughs.

"Good," I told him. "You really had me going there for a minute, I was going be like aw heck nah!"

"Why does Harry need to stay inside though?" Ron asked his dad, over everyone else's gales of laughter. Glad to know I was the comic relief. "I mean his aunt and uncle aren't very good at protecting him are they?"

"We're getting him tomorrow night. Dumbledore's furious. The Minister is refusing to believe You-Know-Who is back, and this all only strengthens what Dumbledore's saying. The dementors are going to join You-Know-Who before they'll join us." He sighed. The laughter stopped.

"Molly, what's for dinner?"

The next few days were a whirlwind. Everyone was anxious for Harry's arrival. On top of that the night Harry was coming we had an Order meeting. The house was becoming a little claustrophobic. I mean, number twelve's big, don't get me wrong, but it's not that big.

"Hey, Sirius?" I called, almost out the door. "I'm gonna leave for a bit 'kay?"

"Wait!" he cried, exiting a room to the left of the entrance hall. I didn't know we had a room there.

"When's your birthday?" he asked excited.

"July 11, why?" I asked him back.

"What's today?" He asked me.

"I dunno." I replied tonelessly. "The day Harry comes?"

"Besides that!" He pestered. "What's the date?"

"Sirius, don't you own a cal—it's the 13." I said numbly. "Of July. Did I forget my birthday?"

"Yep." He said gleefully.

"Why are you so happy about it?" I snapped, furious with myself.

"Where are you going?" Sirius asked, completely ignoring me.

"I dunno." I said my mind buzzing. "Out."

"Can I come?" he asked shyly.

"Why? You're not going to throw me down a well are you? Won't you get caught, the whole convicted criminal thing, tends to make people look out for you."

"I can get past that." He said airily, waving his hand in the air. "Besides I have fourteen years of birthday presents to make up for."

I suppose there was no relevance in this chapter. No I take that back there was relevance. I'm sorry if I'm moving a bit slow but I wanted to get this done and it would have been tons longer if Harry came now. But never fear! Harry comes up next chapter!

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