Pirates.... ARRG!
Freddie's POV:
Thanks to Carly, my mom found out about that lentil that Sam threw in my eye and now I have to wear an eye patch. I look like a pirate, which didn't help me much.
"Hey Freddork, or should I say Captain Freddork. Where's your parrot?" Sam cackled as I walked into the iCarly studio.
Carly, as always, came to me defence, "Sam, it's not Freddie's fault that his mom is crazy."
"It also doesn't help that you threw a lentil in my eye and that she found out!"
"Quit your whining Fredd-fork, technically Carly told her."
"It was an accident!"
Carly's right, as usual, it was an accident. But Sam is driving me up a wall! But after a while, I decided to play along.
[Two Days Later]
"Ahoy Captain Freddork, permission to come aboard?" Sam asks as she enters the studio.
"Aye Aye Princess, tell me where are you heading to this cold dark night?" I ask back.
She gives me a confused look, then a smirk forms on her bright pink lips.
"Oh here and there, looking for a sailor to show a girl a good time." she exclaims dramatically, placing the back of her hand on her head.
I chuckle and move towards her, "Why Princess, why would you stay with a weak ol' sailor when you can hang with us pirates."
"Excuse me! How dare you make such an offer, I am an honorable lady!"
She leans over and slaps me hard in the face, which hurt like crud, but if that's the way she wants to play......... let the games begin! Before she can take her hand away, I grab it and bring her closer to me. Her once joking face turns into one of rage.
"Let. Me. Go. Freddork." The words were venom in her mouth.
"Uh-uh-uh Princess, you're not going anywhere." I say, testing my chances.
Her grey eyes now were slits looking into mine, "Captain Freddie if you do NOT let me go I'll make my father catch you on fire!"
"Your father?"
"Lord Spencer. So are you going to let me go?" She asks, sensing a win in her favor, but she's so wrong.
"Why no can do Miss Puckett, you are my prisoner now, I'm taking you to the end of the world."
"When did you become Jack Sparrow? And NEVER! You'll never take me alive."
I chuckle once again, "I already have taken you alive so live with it."
"Alright, then. Show me to the end of the world." Sam says, as she takes another step toward me, making the small space between us even smaller.
"Aye aye, your wish is my command." I say, gulping in fright.
She pats my head as if I were a dog, "Good boy, you keep that up and you just might make it big kid."
The elevator door slides up and I quickly release Sam's hand and we walk away from one another.
"Hey muchaco and muchacha, what movie should we watch?" Carly asks, entering the studio.
Sam's eyes light up. She bounces over to Carly and whispers something in her ear.
"That's perfect Sam, let me go get the movie from downstairs."
"What movie are we watching?" I ask Carly.
"Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End." she replies.
"Bring up some ham!" Sam calls after her.
VOILA!!!!!