Authors note:
Okay, as most of you know, i don't own glee, but i do own the whole plot! Well my friends and i do! Love the reviews so keep them coming!
Love u all 3 Klisses!
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Sam Evens – Blaine Anderson: Hi Blaine. I'm just wondering if you wanted to go with me out for coffee after glee club tomorrow, Or before glee club. Whatever is best? I haven't talked to you in ages.
Blaine Anderson: Sorry Sam, i can't i have other plans with other friends before glee club then after i have to catch up on stuff. Sorry.
Sam Evens: Okay :( another day then?
Blaine Anderson: okay.
*Private Message:*
Blaine Anderson: Kurt Hummel. Would you like to go, with me for coffee tomorrow before glee club?
Kurt Hummel: sure, but didn't Sam ask you out before? I thought you had plans? O.O
Blaine Anderson: Well have u heard what happened between Sam and i?
Kurt Hummel: Mercedes did tell me that he is a bit obsessed with you. And that he was going to ask you out, but you started hanging with Rachel so he would think you're straight? Yes.
Blaine Anderson: Well yeah, i guess everyone like knows about it. Yeah, well i know it would sound strange, but i am scared shitless hanging out with him. Who knows what he could do to me while we are alone. I'm scared when he sits next to me Kurt :( please Kurt! I'll pay and drive you and all that jazz.
Kurt Hummel: ha-ha I'm evil sometimes : D Of cause Mr Anderson, i would gladly go out with you for coffee! So where should i meet u tomorrow after class?
Blaine Anderson: Please don't say Mr. Anderson! It makes me feel like my father! Ha-Ha! How about near your locker ill come and get you, because Sam's locker is next to yours and then he will see that we are going out for coffee together!
Kurt Hummel: smart cookie! Well I'll see you then BLAINE!
Blaine Anderson: no you won't! We have geography together
Kurt Hummel: o.O how did u know that i have Geo first? STALKER! (By the way I'm totally joking!)
Blaine Anderson: haha no, because I'm in Rachel class then and i heard her say that she's in your class so that means you're in, mine! I like having you in my classes your fun and smart to hang out with!
Kurt Hummel: thanks Blaine! Haha oh rite! Yeah your fun to! Well I've gotta go, dads calling me -. - DAMN! Haha night x
*new scene**next day*
Kurt Hummel: Had fun with Blaine Anderson! The coffee at Lima bean is seriously the best! Maybe i should try an ice chocolate there next time.
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Blaine Anderson: Yes! Today was fun! That's why i took you there! Their scones there are great too! I'll have to buy you some next time we go there together!
Sam Evens: oh, so you hang out with a newbie but not me? Thanks Blaine -. - Anyways. Would you like to go for coffee this Friday, as in tomorrow, because we have no glee club?
Kurt Hummel: o.O well that's was random. Oh and thanks Sam "Newbie"... haha awesome! We have to go soon!
Blaine Anderson: SAM! Leave Kurt alone! I'm just trying to make him feel welcome! Oh and by the way were not dating so you can't control me. I'll see Sam...
*Private message*
Blaine Anderson: OMG. Sam is pissing me off so much! He can't control me! Why does he do this? AHH! Anyways. Could you do something for me Kurt possibly?
Kurt Hummel Poor you :( that was totally rude of Sam to say that to you and also very random. Okay, if it involves killing anyone. No. So what is it?
Blaine Anderson: haha no! I'm not going to kill anyone... Yet. Okay i know it sounds weird and ill totally understand if you don't want to do this but... could we possibly do a fake relationship on facebook and possible school because i want Sam to leave me alone! I know doing this will break his heart, but he has to go away and live his life. Not stalk me.
Kurt Hummel: WHAT?
Blaine Anderson: like i said Kurt, if you don't want to do this, we don't have to. And there is no pressure in this. It's all up to you.
Kurt Hummel: Okay. I'll do it just because ii don't really like Sam Either! But I'm warning you, i don't know how to act with like you because... well, I've never had a boyfriend before and like i really haven't done much. So yeah...
Blaine Anderson: THANK YOU SO MUCH Kurt! I LOVE YOU! But don't worry neither have i! So we can learn what it is like i guess! Haha! Well so change it on facebook?
Kurt Hummel: haha yeah sure!
*new scene*
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are now in a relationship.
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Mercedes Jones o.O WHITE BOY MESSAGE ME ASAP!
Kurt Hummel: Okay M! Will do! Haha I'm so happy!
Blaine Anderson: haha me too! Love you babe! X
Sam Evens: WHEN DID THIS ALL HAPPEN? You have only been on like 2 dates man... and it hasn't even been a week.
Blaine Anderson: today! It was love at first sight! Isn't that rite Kurt! *goes off and dreams about Kurt*
Jeff Sterling: Woo! Go Kurt! U finally meet another guy! Congrats from all the warblers!
Brittany S. Pierce: yeah my dolphins got another dolphin
Jeff Sterling: WTF? O.O ^ what's a dolphin i don't get it... Man i need to come to that school!
Santana Lopez: a dolphin is a gay shark. So Kurt and Blaine and capital G gay, they are dolphins. What are you my friend? Dolphins like Kurt too?
Jeff Sterling: ohh rite! IM A SHARK! I'm a straight as a tree? Don't worry, I'm just saying. What Kurt gets action quickly? Here at Dalton it's an all boy's school so we straights get no action. ...? No girls around -.-
Santana Lopez: add me as a friend you bird! I need a new boyfriend!
Jeff Sterling: :) okay! X
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*Private message*
Mercedes Jones: what is going on?
Kurt Hummel: I'm dating Blaine?
Mercedes Jones: NO SHIT SHERLOCK! How in the hell did this happen so quickly! Wow you're a lucky guy! Haha congrats BTW
Kurt Hummel: haha i know i am. Oii i need help! I'm going out with Blaine tomorrow night to the movies to see "PS i love you" and i don't know what to wear!
Mercedes Jones: wow, Kurt Hummel, not knowing what to wear! That's a shocker! I'll come with you right after school. Is that okay with you?
Kurt Hummel: haha awesome yeah of cause! I don't need to go shopping or anything, i don't think. I just don't know which one to wear! Ahh I'm such a fussy child!
Mercedes Jones: don't worry it's just first date nerves. After this one you will be all good!
Kurt Hummel: THANKS SO MUCH! You're the best *kisses via facebook!*
Mercedes Jones: Haha Ur funny white boy! Well I've gotta go and do our French homework!
Kurt Hummel: CRAP! That's due tomorrow! Haha yeah I'm going! Haha night x
*next day*
Sam Evens: why are people trying to break my heart?
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Blaine Anderson: i wonder why anyone would do that...
Kurt Hummel: yeah agreed with Blaine!
Sam Evens: Please go away you two love birds
Blaine Anderson: The date with Kurt Hummel was so fun! The movie was so sad tho! Has Kurt crying into me the wheel time!
Kurt Hummel: well he died and left her things to do! It was o romantic!
Blaine Anderson! Yeah true! Now i want a pet puppy! KURT CNA WE GET ONE PLEASE!
Kurt Hummel: really Blaine? How old are you again? I keep on forgetting!
Blaine Anderson: umm 16... Sadly! Haha want to do it again?
Kurt Hummel: WHAT BLAINE?
Santana Lopez: GET IN THERE ANDERSON!
Blaine Anderson: Shut up Satan. Go to the movies! It was so much fun! This time ill pay!
Kurt Hummel: oh okay Anderson! Haha sure i will you know i love going on dates with you!
Blaine Anderson: what are you doing tomorrow?
Mercedes Jones: sorry to interrupt but were going shopping tomorrow! Wanna join boys?
Blaine Anderson: YES! Where and when?
Kurt Hummel: are you asking me? OF CAUSE haha!
Tina Cohen- Chang: awesome! Well Lima mall. In the food court at 10AM?
Jeff Sterling: can i come! I need to find more about Santana!
Santana Lopez: nwws how cute is my blonde warbler! But i aint going tho!
Jeff Sterling: i don't care! I need t find out information about you so i cna date you!
Santana Lopez: ... fine
Kurt Hummel: really Jeff? You're dating Santana? Oh gosh! What have i done? Man whore and lady whore and hooked up... Shit!
Blaine Anderson: just let your friend come Kurt! It would be nice to meet him! Haha!
Kurt Hummel: Fine! Dads calling me for dinner so I'll see you girls in the morning x night Blaine! X
*End of story*
Okay it is 11:00Pm at night and I'm falling asleep from typing this! Hope you liked it! Tomorrow is the weekend and I'm planning on doing a lot of writing! Okay! Please review! X