Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yep, another grand adventure. But this one actually involving Super Smash Bros. for once! ...again... in a very, very long while. ...It stars the more neglected characters. Enjoy!
It was peaceful and quiet in the Midair Stadium, with two Primids cleaning up the blue stage using mops as they sighed, being rather bored.
"I can't believe we have to be tasked with this bullshit," The first Primid stated as he was feeling annoyed.
The second Primid held his mop as he looked at the first Primid. "Oh come now, bro. It's not like we have anything better to do."
"Yes, but we should strife for something better!" The first Primid stated as he moved his right hand. "Do you really want to be stuck doing this for the rest of your life?"
The second Primid rubbed the back of his head. "Well, it's not like we have anything better to do."
The two Primids sighed as they kept cleaning, when suddenly they noticed an odd object in the middle of the stage. It was a yellow cube, containing something extremely bright. As the two Primids attempted to open it, the bright white light completely engulfed the Midair Stadium, sucking everything in as all that was left was pure whiteness.
High in the sky within the white puffy clouds that overlooked the world of the Subspace Emissary below was a dark figure, chuckling as the figure continued watching on, plotting something devious.
It was a nice, sunny day in the middle of Seaside Hill, with the Ice Climbers heading westward to collect a free burger that they were promised via a piece of white paper.
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe we got so lucky!" Nana cheered for joy upon letting out a happy fart, she then clapped her hands together gleefully.
Popo laughed and the Ice Climber twin farted plus nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah, tell me about it! A chance to get a free burger just doesn't appear out of nowhere!"
The parka clothed youngsters then came across a Huckit Crab, who was scuttling along towards the east, minding his own business.
"Hello, good sir. How are you today?" Nana greeted with her held hands together, looking at the Huckit Crab.
The Huckit Crab squinted and stared at the Ice Climbers.
Popo laughed upon revealing the piece of paper to the Huckit Crab. "Can't talk now! We won a free burger!" He laughed as he went his merry way, with Nana giggling as she followed.
Eventually, the twins reached a wooden shack that suspiciously looked like the Krusty Krab. Nana clapped her hands together as they entered, not knowing that once entering, they couldn't get out.
"Rev up those fryers!" Popo greeted upon stepping forward proudly. "Cause I am sure hungry for one-"
His face then froze with horror as he was greeted with the sights of Dry Bowsr, Toadette, Silver The Hedgehog, Petey Piranha, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Meta Knight, and Donkey Kong, who were all sitting on a yellow couch, all having been tricked to come to the Krusty Krab like building. Popo and Nana screamed in horror as they looked at each other, then back at the group.
"Let me guess, you guys were promised a free burger too?" Nana whimpered and placed her hands on her face, with everyone nodding in response as an answer. "But there is no burger, is there?"
Everyone shook their heads in response.
Popo wailed and he covered his face with his left arm upon his frosty tears leaving his cute face. "It's Falco Lombardi again, isn't it?"
"Yep." Petey commented in a voice similar to the TF2 Engineer, everyone else glancing at him oddly.
Nana cried and she buried her face in her hands, shaking her head while sobbing in utter dismay. "Oh God..."
Popo attempted to leave, but he was smashed by a blue colored bumper, forcing him onto the couch, groaning in pain. Nana joined as she sat down, sulking.
"Don't worry. We'll smash him up good." Jigglypuff stated upon comforting Nana.
Dry Bowser growled and glared at Toadette, his bony arms folded together. "I can't believe you dragged all of us into this..."
Toadette meekly shrugged and farted while she placed her hands behind her back innocently, blinking upon sticking her tongue out. "Hey, don't pin this on little old me! It was a free burger! I can't pass something like that up!"
"...But Dry Bowser can make us burgers back home." Silver commented as he rubbed his left arm while using his psychic power to brush his quills.
Donkey Kong sighed as he held onto his DK Bongos. "To think, I could be at home watching the 1933 King Kong right now..."
"Well, I was in the middle of watching the original 1954 Godzilla when I got dragged on over." Lucario begrudgingly stated while practicing his aura senses. "Why did I agree to accompany Jigglypuff..."
"To give her some company, and to make sure nothing happened." Meta Knight said whilst he moved his sword about. "Granted, I wanted to make sure things were extra safe, so I tagged along, too."
Suddenly, Falco Lombardi arrived on the scene, posing as everyone glared at him. Donkey Kong tossed his DK Bongos at Falco, with Falco reflecting it as the DK Bongos hit the ceiling.
"Hello, everyone!" Falco greeted joyfully while he folded his feathery arms together, nodding his head. "So you guessed that there's no free burger. I would be angry, too."
Everyone growled in annoyance as Nana stopped crying after they lobbed more of their attacks upon the bird of the gour.
Falco then raised his right hand in the air. "But if I was to tell you the real reason that I brought you all out here, I'm afraid none of you would show."
"So what kind of half assed scheme do you have this time?" Meta Knight asked, being wary of the anthropomorphic pheasant despite being good partners on occassion.
Falco chuckled upon twirling his blaster around for kicks, pointing at Meta Knight with it stylishly. "The truth, my dear friends, is that I have something better than the burger."
"Oh yeah, sure." Lucario muttered in response while rolling his eyes.
"It better be a prime ribbed steak," Donkey Kong growled upon pounding his chest a couple of times, preparing to smash Falco.
Falco raised both of his hands and started laughing quite maniacally. "I'm talking about something that can get us riches beyond your wildest dreams. Something that can make every single person in this room a millionaire."
Everyone glanced at each other and then back at Falco; it was then that suddenly King DeDeDe entered, proudly walking in.
"Alrighty, where's that free b-" DeDeDe then halted himself because he recognized everyone sitting before him, turning to see Falco as he screamed, looking up at the ceiling. "NOOOO!" He then starts sobbing, with Falco patting him on the back.
"So glad you could make it, Foghorn Leghorn!" Falco teased for he immediately pushed DeDeDe onto Meta Knight and Lucario. "Anyway, I hope you guys are in the mood to watch a flick, because I got something to show you!"
Everyone gave glances at each other of concern as Falco pulled out a television set with a VCR on top, placing in a blank video tape with the ever confident bird man pressing the play button, with everyone looking at the television screen.
"Oh, boy! A movie!" Toadette exclaimed and farted for then she clapped her hands in glee, with everyone glancing at her and then turned their focus back to the television screen.
"You know that they didn't wear costumes, right?" Squidward complained while he was trying to read his book.
"I don't understand, why wouldn't they get to the point?" SpongeBob asked innocently while he was cooking the Krabby Patties.
"Because that would require time, which means effort, resulting in money." Mr. Krabs responded upon resting in a pile of green dollar bills. "And that's something we can't afford to waste on a fanfiction most people likely won't read!"
The Krusty Krab suddenly got smashed by 1954 Godzilla fighting 1933 King Kong with the latter wearing a helmet as the classic monsters proceeded to have their ancient battle wreck the underwater realm, and it was pretty clear that the former kaiju was going to win.
"That is, I say that is an obvious predicament!" Foghorn Leghorn proclaimed as he was watching the giant battle from a cliff with a helmet on his rooster head.