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Chapter 2:

Rule number 1. I will not visit the sanctuary Gaol for the sole purpose of teasing Thurid Guild.

They had arrived at the sanctuary and already thought of the first rule to break. They headed over to the Sanctuary Gaol where Guild was being kept. The two Cleavers who guarded the door stepped aside to allow them passage. They went inside and found Guilds cage.

"Come on Guild, you're coming with us," Skulduggery said slipping a pair of handcuffs onto guilds wrists before opening the door to his cage and leading him out.

"Why, what's happening," Guild asked confused.

"We're letting you go," Skulduggery said his face genuine.

"Really," Guild asked hopeful.

"No," Skulduggery replied dragging guild into an interrogation room, "We just got bored."

"You can't do that," Guild complained, "the Elders would never let you do that."

"Actually the Elders hate you, they wanted to come themselves, but they're just too busy," Skulduggery said.

"Who are they," Guild asked.

"Ghastly Bespoke, Erskine Ravel and Madame Mist," Skulduggery answered two of them hate you and Madame Mist was one of the masterminds behind the plan to overthrow you. You were never very popular."

"Anyway we have a couple of questions," I told him, "How did your wife feel?"

"About what,"

"You cheating on her," skulduggery chimed,"

"With who,"

"You know,"

"No with who,"

"With Crux obviously," Skulduggery said, "It was obvious you were in a relationship."

"What no,"

"Really, are you sure,"

"Yes,"

"It was kind of obvious, he's completely incompetent yet you still hire him,"

"He wasn't incompetent,"

"See you were in a relationship,"

"No I wasn't,"

"Then why are you defending him,"

"Bu- Bu- But," Guild spluttered.

"I think we proved our point," Skulduggery said turning to me."

"Let's take him back,"

"Sure, what's next on the list," He asked.

Author's Note: I know it was rather short I'll try to make the rest longer. Please remember to review. Was anyone's day worse than mine? I bet not.