Alright, people. Here's the epilogue to The Masyaf Metalheads. Thanks for all the reviews. And by the way, I'm going to put up a sequel here starring Ezio and Leonardo. Stay tuned.

The Masyaf Metalheads: The Epilogue

I Do Not. Own. ANYTHING!

12:00 A.M.

Darim was nibbling at his fingers when he saw a glowing ball rolling towards him. "Ooh, shiny!" he said to himself. Picking the ball up with difficulty, he held it close to his face. "Why so heavy, ball?" Suddenly, the Apple glowed brighter, momentarily blinding the 5 year old. Once the flash subsided, the child found himself surrounded by floating long-necked lizards and a panda wearing his father's clothes. Eating sticks of what appears to be cinnamon. Darim moved around for a bit, exploring this new world. "Mother? Father? Helloooooo?" he asked. He plopped himself down a fallen tree bark, which due to some strange reason, was colored purple. The tree bark wasn't the only weird object around. The lizards were orange, the sky was green, and the river was filled with chocolate-covered snails swimming in waters of fuchsia.

Suddenly, three musicians that looked like they had been ripped from Pablo Picasso's 1921 painting approached Darim, with the one in the middle asking him (in a Mexican accent, to boot) "Hey, boy! You want some music?" Darim nodded a silent yes. "Okay, boys, let's show this one how we make music!" The three started playing, which to describe the sound; would be a 60s-type rock song with plenty of psychedelic sounds reaching Darim's ears. And the kid liked it. "Hit it, Pablo!" commanded the one on the right. And sure enough, the one on the left began to sing…

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, oh yeah.

Don't you know that I'm lovin' you…"

Meanwhile, back at the real world…

"HASSAN! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SMOKING HASHISH NEAR A CHILD?" Rauf yelled at the bone-headed scholar, Hassan.

The End

For those of you who didn't get it, Hassan woke up while the band was playing, and decided to procure some Hashish. When he got back, he started smoking it near Darim, causing him to have an acid trip whilst receiving a concert from three musicians who happened to know how to play Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"

Anyway, thanks again for all the reviews, and stay tuned for this story's sequel: "The Roman Rappers", with Ezio Auditore and Leonardo da Vinci.

Mabuhay!