OBSESSED1013: So, some of you want me to update my story.

As you can see, this isn't exactly a chapter…

Just a trap that all of you reading this has fallen into!

MUA-HA-HA-HA! (diabolical laughter)

Ummmm anywhoo, like I said, not a chapter.

(but anyone who reads this to the end gets cookies)

The kind people who have reviewed,

ookami666demon

trainsgirl13

warrior of six blades,

win an awesome award for awesome stuff that can be collected at the nearest middle of nowhere…..pick a spot.

No guarantees that the awesome stuff will be there…but you might!

…If you actually took this seriously….

SO!

(keep reading this to the end if you like my story(s))

I have recently discovered that for cat confession, 348 people read my story.

And only 3 reviewed.

….maybe you didn't catch that the first time,

**AHEM**

348 people read my story, Cat confession, and ONLY 3 PEOPLE REVIEWED.

SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ONE OF THOSE 345 LEFT OVER NON-REVIEWER-READERS AND SMACK THEM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN!

All I'm tryin' to say, if you're still reading this because you read the little author notes inside the big author note, and if you are, you are amazing and if you review to this I will give you a huge recognition thingy on my profile for being awesome.

What I'm tryin' to say, is that if you go to the last chapter I posted in Cat Confession, and scroll to the very bottom, you will see a warning that I will not update chapter 3 until I get 8 reviews.

8. reviews.

8 REVIEWS

count 'em: eight

Flames don't count as reviews.

If you want to cuss me out or tell me how stupid I am for writing this fake chapter, and then expect me to update because you wrote that as the eighth review, TRY AGAIN.

IT AIN'T HARD PEOPLE!

I ONLY WANT 5 HONEST-TO-GOODNESS REVIEWS!

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?

Apparently it is.

Well, that was me getting all my stress out and hopefully I'll be able to post the 3rd chapter if you read this and feel motivated to review. At least for the 2 real chapters you read, you can review for this and get awesomely random stuff if you do, 'cuz you might be a randomly awesome person.

Wow. Interesting. Sooooooo

REVIEWS! YAY!

Do it!

Now!

What? You need instructions or something?

Scroll to the bottom unless you read this to the freaking end of this..chapter? yeah, chapter.

Click on the review button at the bottom of this page.

Write something.

Cannot flame.

Flames don't count.

Write about how you read this and it inspired you.

Or how you love my story.

Or if you want to read more.

Or all of them at once.

Then click submit.

Wait for 8 reviews to total up

Read the REAL chapter 3.

Do it!

So yay!