Zeus says-
Today was great! Nice and stormy out, and I made it through the whole day blasting only four mortals! (They were asking for it! They dared mock my domain and sing that silly little child's song," Rain, rain, go away, come again another day." Seriously, show some respect!
Hades comments to Zeus-
Gee, thanks bro. Thanks to your, "stormy weather" the underworld was flooded! Literally, and not literally. So many car crashes, drowning, etc. Not to mention the four mortals you blasted, who by the way are very cheesed off. The river Styx even overflowed, because of all the puny mortals crushed dreams.
Demeter comments to Hades-
All those mortals should eat more cereal. They'd probably live longer, and cereal is a great source of fiber.
Persephone comments to Demeter-
Mom! Nobody cares about cereal! Give it a rest!
Demeter comments to Persephone-
I care.
Persephone comments to Demeter-
*Exaggerated sigh*
Hermes comments to Persephone-
Erm, ladies! Ladies! Break it up!
Ares comments to Hermes-
No man! Let them go for it! I was thinking the next major war could be, like, Mother Nature vs. Daughter Nature. . EPIC!
Persephone comments to Ares-
Shut up, Ares.
Demeter comments to Ares-
Shut up, Ares.
Hermes comments to Ares-
Shut up, Ares.
Zeus comments to Ares-
Shut up, Ares.
Hades comments to Ares-
Shut up, Ares.
Hera comments to Ares-
Ares, sweetie, it isn't very polite, or appropriate, to talk about your battle plans on the blog.
Ares comments to Persephone, Demeter, Hermes, Zeus, Hades, and Hera-
Ok, jeez, jeez, tough crowd.