Disclaimer- Silly reader! Percy Jackson is for Rick Riordan! (From Trix, ya know? Ugh, never mind.)
Aphrodite says-
*Squeal* Oh my gods you'll never guess what happened! Never, ever, EVER!
Hephaestus comments on Aphrodite-
What is it?
Aphrodite says-
The new couple names just came in! Check it out!
Percy and Annabeth=Percabeth
Nico and Thalia= Thalico
Travis and Katie= Tratie
Clarisse and Chris= Chrisse
Hades comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Demeter comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Hermes comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Poseidon comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Zeus comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Athena comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Ares comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT?
Aphrodite says-
Oh but there's more! MUCH more! There are more couples; they just don't have couple names!
Connor and Miranda
Leo and Piper
Reyna and Jason
Frank and Hazel
Grover and Juniper
Hermes comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT!
Demeter comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT!
Hephaestus comments on Aphrodite-
WHAT!
Hermes says-
Both my sons fell for a child on Demeter! HOW? They'll be cursed to eat cereal for the rest of their lives!
Demeter comments on Hermes-
But cereal is amazing for you! I've told you a million times! I don't see how it's bad to eat lots of cereal . . .
Hermes says-
Ugh.
Demeter comments on Hermes-
DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME SASS MISTER!
Hermes comments on Demeter-
BRING IT ON GREENTHUMB!
Ares says-
OOOH! It's gettin' spicy! '_'
Demeter comments on Ares-
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! AND YOU, HERMES! LET'S GET THIS STARTED! YOU, ME, 4 o'clock, OLYMPUS GARDENS!
Hermes says-
BRING IT!
Ares says-
I can't see why you guys are so aggravated about this! Whatever, though I won't complain. I just can't believe my daughter fell for that marshmallow, Chris!
Hermes comments on Ares-
MARSHMALLOW! Are you daring to call my son a MARSHMALLOW?
Ares comments on Hermes-
Yup. A weird wee thing of fake sugar and saturated fats.
Hermes comments on Ares-
That's it! You wanna fight? Olympus Gardens, 4 o'clock.
Ares comments on Hermes-
Gladly. See you there.
Athena says-
Look, YOU think YOU have it bad? My daughter's fallen for that moron Jackson! How does she expect to live a good life with him? She'll never get anywhere!
Poseidon comments on Athena-
Are you daring insult my son?
Athena says-
And I can see where that moron Jackson gets it from….
Poseidon comments on Athena-
You asked for it. Olympus Gardens. 4 o'clock.
Athena comments on Poseidon-
Ok then. I'm in the mood for some butt kicking. Athena always has a plan.
Poseidon comments on Athena-
We'll see about that.
Hades says-
Well my stupid son fell for that emo ex-Hunter of Artemis. How am I supposed to allow that!
Artemis comments on Hades-
She was a fine lieutenant and deserves happiness!
Zeus comments on Hades-
You better not dare harm my daughter.
Hades says-
You're right. I'd much rather take it out on you two saps. Olympus Gardens. 4 o'clock.
Zeus says-
You're on.
Artemis says-
I'm in too.
Aphrodite says-
Sorry to break up everyone's conversations, but it's 4 o'clock now.
Hermes says-
Let's do this.
Hermes, Demeter, Athena, Poseidon, Hades, Zeus, and Artemis have left.
Aphrodite says-
You're welcome Ares.
Ares comments on Aphrodite-
You're the best, sweetheart. Wish me luck! Finally….an epic war!
Ares has left.
Hephaestus says-
That's it Aphrodite. I'm sick of you cheating on me. Olympus Gardens. Now. We need to talk.
Aphrodite comments on Hephaestus-
See you there.
Aphrodite and Hephaestus have left.