A/N: Ok, so for you to get the gist of this chapter you should know that it is a sequel to my next chapter. So it won't make sense for a little bit. But bear with me, it was too awesome to not post immediately :)

Thank you to voldyismyfather for suggesting this :) I immediately started working on it after you suggested it :)

By the way, I'm not a funny person. But I tried to make this as comical as possible... it's funny to me. so please review if you don't understand something. i'll explain it. :) And by the way, the screaming thing... that's actually gonna happen at the midnight premiere... just saying...

Now on to the chapter!

"Explain to me again what the point of this is?" Draco asked as Hermione drug him into the strange metal contraption. He had been in some like this, but never one driven by someone his own age. He was slightly unnerved to be in this thing, and was unsure where they were going in the first place.

"Come on, Draco! It'll be fun. You'll have fun." Hermione said, laughing at him. He eyed her car cautiously, not wanting to step foot into the thing. Hermione almost had to drag him in to the car. But she knew what she was doing and she knew he would enjoy this. How could he not? She had never known someone who hadn't.

Draco reluctantly got into the car, but still wasn't sure why they were doing this. Hermione hadn't explained the whole thing to him. And she knew how much he hated walking into a Muggle pastime without knowing that much about it. As much as he wanted to be involved in everything that was Hermione, there were a few Muggle things he wasn't quite sure about.

"Hermione, please tell me what we're doing?" Draco asked looking at his girlfriend.

"We are going to go see a movie."

"A what?"

"A movie! It's gonna be good, don't worry about it."

"What in the name of Merlin's saggy balls is a movie?" Draco asked, his mouth forming awkwardly around the word.

"It's a story played out people using special cameras."

"That preposterous! Why would they do something like that?"

"Because it's a form of entertainment."

"What kind of entertainment? We sit around and watch a book? That doesn't sound like too much fun to me."

"Yes, well you are a ferret and have no say in the matter. You are going to see this movie with me no matter what. Got it?"

Draco grumbled a response, not actually responding.

"Draco Lucius Malfoy! You will watch this movie, and you will enjoy it. You got it?"

Another grumbled response.

"If you don't get it, then I will never do anything... anything with you ever again. You got that?"

"Yes, 'Mione." Draco grumbled, actually forming words. Hermione smiled, knowing that she had won.

"So what movie are we watching?" Draco asked as they turned into the movie theater parking lot.

"It's a movie that is the end of a large series. It'll make a lot of sense to you. Don't worry. I'll even give you quick run through of the previous movies before it starts. Don't worry. You'll figure it out." Hermione said reassuring him.

"Well what's it's name?" Draco asked, getting very annoyed with Hermione's vagueness.

"Henry Plotter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2."

"Who and the what? And why part 2?"

"Well, it's the last book in a seven book series, but there was too much in the last book that they had to split it into two parts. So this is the very last part."

"Wait, so you're taking me to see a movie that is number 8 without seeing the previous 7?"

"Yes. Don't worry. You'll catch on immediately."

"What makes you so sure?"

"Because I am. Now be quiet." Hermione nearly had to drag Draco into the movie theater.

After they had purchased their tickets, Hermione started giving him a run through of the movie.

Draco was absolutely confused. He had no idea what to make of any of this. He understood the plot and all the characters, they seemed a tad bit familiar, but most everything seemed familiar in some way or another. But his main source of confusion was how all of this was supposed to work?

Muggles had no access to magic, how could they create all the things Hermione had said? And how on earth did the pictures move? And what if a character died? Hermione said there were quite a few characters who were going to die in this movie, did that mean that actor was dead too? Draco was very confused, and tried to keep up.

Eventually the lights went dim and Hermione told him to be quiet.

"Wait, what?" He said in a normal voice, receiving many loud SHHH's from the girls behind him.

"You're not allowed to talk during a movie. If you have to, and I mean absolutely have to, you whisper. OK?" Hermione asked, Draco nodded.

Suddenly, what seemed to be a very popular song started and all the girls behind Draco started screaming and clapping, making Draco jump, scared for his life. He almost whirled around pulling out his wand to see who was attacking them.

"It's the main theme for the movie, like the main theme for a ballet or the motif in Beethoven's Fifth. They're just excited." Hermione explained, holding him down. Draco nodded, but kept his hand firmly on his wand just in case.

As the movie went on, Draco became more and more interested. At one point, he looked over at Hermione to see her half smiling, half crying. He smiled and held her hand, knowing she needed it. Towards the end of the movie he watched this red headed git making out with...

"OH MY GODD! THAT BLASTED WOMAN DID NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!" Draco stood up screaming. Hermione pulled him down and told him to be quiet almost crying with laughter.

"Draco, be quiet!" And with that they attempted to watch the rest of the movie without any more hitches. Draco was upset at how many people she killed, and how badly she destroyed the battle. But because Draco had actually been there, he had no idea when the movie would end. But Hermione did.

"Sonorus." She whispered quietly at a small point towards the end of the movie. And when the screen went blank, Hermione stood up and screamed,

"MISCHIEF MANAGED!"

Needless to say, she and Draco ran out of the theater as quickly as they could. After multiple Draco outbursts and giggling fits from Hermione, the fan girls were about ready to kill the couple.

"I like the movies." Draco said as they walked around the plaza."Though, I'm slightly concerned about these actors. I feel like if they make one wrong move, their career could go down the tubes. Along with their life if they get cast in a dying character."

"Draco, the actors don't actually die."

"Oh, really? Well they're fantastic! It looked like they were really dead. Granted, they looked a little weird, but you know I guess how good can you get with actual live actors." Draco said, taking some more of the popcorn Hermione had bought.

"You are recklessly hopeless." Hermione said rolling her eyes.

"What do you mean? I understand the whole movie concept now. Fantastic thing that." Draco said, popping some more popcorn into his mouth.

"Wait till I make you watch Avatar."