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Notes:Sorry for the long wait. Both me and bluetigress are busy people, so please bare with us. Anyhow, thanks for waiting. I got a few good ideas from Invader Johnny that I'm tinkering with and will most likely use in the near future as one of the chapters, depending on how it turns out when I actually write it. So once again, if you have an idea you're dying to see on here or whatnot, don't be afraid to drop me a PM or leave it in the review section for me to read. Okay, enough babbling. You know the drill. Read, review, and show how much you love me by reviewing :)
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Kigolicious Days
"Know Thy True Love"
Kim blearily blinked open her eyes as her Kimmunicator shrilled loudly, signaling someone was trying to call her. Squinting at her alarm clock, Kim groaned when she saw it was six in the morning. Kim swallowed the dry taste in her mouth and picked her Kimmunicator off the bedside table.
"What's the sitch, Wade?" the sleepy teen mumbled, yawning loudly as Wade's face filled the screen.
Wade would have cracked a joke about the redhead's wild bed head, but he didn't have time for that now.
"Kim, you have to get down to Global Justice headquarters. Now. I got a ride heading your way, should be there in five minutes. I already woke up Ron, so swing by his place, pick him up, and get there ASAP," Wade drilled out, causing Kim to frown in confusion.
Shaking her head lightly, trying to clear her head, the teen hero blinked at the young teen staring seriously at her.
"Lets try this again. What's the sitch?" Kim asked again, trying to clear the haze of sleepiness in her head when she took full notice of the grim expression on Wade's face.
"For half a second, I picked up a distress signal originating from Global Justice headquarters. I didn't think much of it at first, thinking it was a malfunction or something, but when I sent a trace back through the signal, it went all the way to Dr. Director's office computer," Wade explained quickly, not wanting to waste time.
Kim frowned in confusion.
"Ok, so it could be a malfunction or-"
"Kim, think about it. The trace went all the way to Dr. Director's computer. Normally the furthest my trace should have gone was maybe the receptionist's desk before it was killed by their security grid." Wade groaned in exasperation when Kim just blinked blankly at him. "KP, it means someone had already torn down the encryption around the base."
And Wade knew personally that it was next to impossible to get past Global Justice's firewalls without some serious hardware and godly hacking skills.
Kim glanced at her clock and sighed.
"Ok, so someone hacked in there and probably saw something really cool. What's the big rush to get me there?" the teen asked grumpily. She had been having a pleasant dream involving Shego and a bottle of ketchup. Kim couldn't help the small smirk that crossed her face.
"I've been trying to get in contact with someone there, but all my calls are being redirected to an answering service. KP, something serious is going down," Wade said seriously, frowning in irritation when the redhead just yawned again.
"Ok, ok. Let me just take a shower and-"
"No time. Get dressed and-"
"Wade. Seriously. So not the drama. Just give me ten minutes to wash up and wake up all the way and I'll head over," Kim said tiredly as she sat up and stretched, sighing in satisfaction when her back cracked before falling back onto her bed. She was till in the middle of summer vacation, afterall. And she was determined to enjoy every second of it.
"KP, you don't understand. Not even I can think of any villains out there who have the capability of this. This is so the drama!" Wade exclaimed, accentuating his point by leaning forward.
Kim blinked at him blankly.
Wade really wanted to slam his forehead into his keyboard. When a super powerful government building most likely filled with nuclear launch codes and a warehouse full of top-of-the-line ballistic weaponry suddenly dropped off the communication grid, it usually meant the proverbial shit was minutes away from hitting the fan. Wades face lit up as a thought hit him.
"Ok, fine, have it your way," Wade sighed, smirking internally when Kim smiled in victory. "Shego usually gets to work around this time right? I've been trying to get a hold of her also to see if she knows what's going on, but she isn't answering either. Oh well, I'm sure she can handle whatever's happening over there on her own for now."
Kim froze, her eyes widening to an almost impossible size as she gaped at Wade.
"Ohmygod!" Kim squealed as she bolted out of her bed, her Kimmunicator flying through the air as she dashed to her closet. Her Kimmunicator fell to the ground, forgotten by the frantic redhead as she scrambled out of her large t-shirt and sweatpants and started changing into her mission gear.
Wade cleared his throat loudly as he averted his gaze, a light blush dusting his cheeks. He told himself repeatedly to forget the image of the healing bite mark on one of Kim's buttocks
"Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner!? What if its WEE!? Or what if Warmonga and Warhawk came back for revenge!? What if there's some kind of trap waiting for her!?" Kim babbled on as she stumbled across her floor, yanking on her socks.
"Kim, calm down and just-"
"Where's that ride at!? I thought you said there was a ride!!" Kim yelled as she snatched up her Kimmunicator, shoving her angry face millimeters from the screen.
Wade blanched and reeled back in his chair when Kim's face filled his screen.
"J-Just go out to your lawn! It should be here any minute now!"
Kim grunted in response and quickly tied up her boots before dashing outside, a determined look on her face. She silently promised that if anyone dared to do anything to Shego, she wouldn't hesitate to beat them to within an inch of their lives.
Shego narrowed her eyes suspiciously as she strode down the quiet aisle on the top floor within the Global Justice headquarters. Normaly, the entire floor would be bustling with agents scurrying around, phones shrilling loudly, and Betty Director stepping out of her office every five minutes screaming out her orders and demands.
Today, though, was different. The moment Shego had stepped off the elevator, she knew something was up.
The entire floor was as quiet as death. Agents were sitting quietly in their cubicles, silently typing away on their computers or mindlessly arranging files. No phones were ringing. The loudest sound Shego could make out was the steady hum of the air conditioner.
In fact, she realized the entire building had been like that. She hadn't noticed at first, still coming out of a haze of sleep because she hadn't had time to have her usual cup of coffee. But looking back at the last few minutes, she realized the entire compound had been eerily silent.
Her eyes roving over the area rapidly, taking as much information as she could, Shego strode quickly past her cubicle and towards Betty's office, determined to get to the bottom of this conundrum. The various agents and office staff had blank looks on their faces as they carried on their usual tasks. It was a look she recognized from her previous line of work and thus had a rising suspicion as to who was behind this.
Throwing the door open, Shego stepped into Dr. Director's office, her face grim, and came to a complete halt at what she saw.
There, seated at Betty's desk, was no other than Drew Lipsky, aka, Drakken.
"You gotta be kidding me," Shego muttered, glaring at the smug-looking blue skinned man sitting in Betty's plush chair, his feet propped on top of Dr. Director's mahogony desk.
Standing next to the desk, a blank look on her face, was Betty Director.
"Well, well, well," Drakken said lighty, tapping his fingers together as he grinned proudly at Shego. "Aren't you surprised to see me heeEERRREEEAHHHHH!!" Drakken screamed girlishly as he scrambled underneath Betty's desk when Shego growled menacingly and lit her hands up, sending a plasma bolt whizzing by his face, singeing the hairs of one of his sideburns
"You should have left the country as soon as you broke out of prison, blue man," Shego hissed, glaring murderously at the cowering man under Betty's desk. "Cause this time, the Cyclops and Kimmie aren't here to stop me from murdering your sorry ass!"
When Shego had initially left Drakken's side to be with Kim, she had kept enough loyalty for Drakken to not seriously harm him whenever she faced him. But after the whole graduation debacle and having been forced to literally become Betty's slave girl for a day just because Drakken chose that day to decide to be a pest, Shego abandoned any pretense of being merciful towards her former employee. Specifically, when Shego was forced onto her hands and knees to scrub the floor of Betty's personal bathroom, the former thief swore the next time she saw Drakken she would shove her plasma engulfed fist up his ass.
Apparently, some higher power had heard her prayers.
"Die!" Shego roared as she bolted forward, chopping the large wooden desk in half with a plasma powered karate chop.
"SHEGO! STOP! HEAR ME OUT!" Drakken begged as he scrambled away, plastering his back against the large window that made up an enire wall of Betty's office.
"You have five seconds to say your piece before I forcefully shove my fist down your throat," Shego snarled, causing Drakken to pale considerably.
"IcreatedtheultimatemindcontroldeviceandhaveusedittoputthisentirebaseundermycontrolandIwantyoutobecomemysidekickagainsothatwecanusethebasesresourcestotakeovertheoworld!" Drakken rushed out in one breath,
Shego blinked at him, not sure whether she was more surprised that she actually understood that jumpled mess or that Drakken had actually managed to take control of such a high security government base without her help.
"And what the hell makes you think I'll give up Kimmie just to join you?" Shego growled, narrowing her eyes when Drakken's eyes lit up.
"W-What if I said you could have Possible and still be a villain?" Drakken stuttered out, still unnerved by the sight of Shego's glowing fists.
"Stop your BS already and just take your beating like a man," Shego growled, taking a step towards Drakken.
"P-Possible! Come in here!" Drakken yelled out, causing Shego to freeze.
"What the hell are you say-" Shego swallowed her words when a figure walked out of a side room, dressed in one of Drakken's henchmen uniforms.
"Princesss....," Shego whispered in disbelief, her eyes the size of saucers.
"Geez Shego, you didn't have to be so violent, " Kim scolded, frowning at the gaping former thief as she rested her hands on her hips. "I know Drakken isn't exactly on good terms with you, but why don't you stop breaking stuff like the Hulk already and just hear Drakken out."
Shego blinked and stared at the redhead for a moment, before taking in a long, chest filling breath and then slowly letting it out.
"Drakken," Shego whispered, the tone of her voice almost making Drakken pee his pants. "You did one of two things: You either cloned Kimmie, or you used your mind control device on her. Either way, now I'm forced not only to kill you, but kill you slowly."
"Shego, what the heck are you talking about? I'm the real Kim and I'm not under any kind of mind control," the redhead insisted, stepping in between the pale green skined woman and Drakken, giving the older woman a reassuring smile.
Shego narrowed her eyes, her eyes raking up and down the teen's face. Her eyes flashed as her entire body trembled in rage.
"Get...the...fuck....out....of...my...way," Shego bit out, gnashing her teeth angrily.
Kim frowned and reached out to touch Shego.
"Baby, why don't you-" the younger girl gagged as Shego lashed out and chopped her in the throat, sending the redhead to her knees, grabbing at her neck painfully.
Shego glowered down at the choking teen.
"You're definitely not Kimmie. Wanna know why? Lets start at the top of the list," Shego growled, kicking Kim in the face, sending her toppling over across the floor. "Firstly, my Kimmie would never, ever call me the Hulk like that," Shego stated, slowly walking towards the fallen redhead.
Several months after that fateful Christmas vacation they had spent together, Kim had confessed that she had heard from Liz how Shego had been teased a lot as a kid about the color of her skin, and had since regretted every comment she had ever made that made fun of her unique skin color. Even though Shego had tried to downplay it, Kim had personally sworn to her that she would never invoke such hurtful feelings ever again. And surprisingly, Kim had faithfully kept to her word, which was just one of the many reasons Shego adored the young teen.
"Secondly, if my Kimmie were to have been captured and put under mind control, I would have been the first to know," Shego hissed, grabbing frightened girl by her hair and yanking her up.
Between Wade, Betty, and her network of underground contacts, Shego was always up to date with the younger girl and her hero business. After a few months of dating the teen hero, Wade had finally softened up to Shego enough to actually acquiesce to a few of her demands. Mainly, keeping her informed whenever Kim was in danger. Sure, she didn't have Wade let her know when Kim was in the Amazon being chased by poachers, or when she was fighting a giant squid in the Pacific. That was normal, everyday stuff where the redhead was concerned.
But it was the thought of Kim being trapped alone in a cave, or her being buried in an avalanche that caused her heart to stop. Therefore, she wanted to be sure she was the first to know when Kim was facing a task she couldn't overcome on her own or when she went missing.
And being abducted by Drakken, hauled away somewhere only to be brought under his control was definitely something she knew she would have heard about. But in the end, there was one, subtle little thing that tipped her off that this was an imposter and gave her enough confidence to cause this person bodily harm without worry that it really was the spunky teen that had managed to ensnare her heart....
"And thirdly," Shego growled, shoving her face within inches of the fake Kim's terrorized face. "...I distinctly remember Princess having a small chip on one of her canines."
It was such a small, miniscule detail that not even Kim herself would have picked up on immediately. But to Shego, it was such a glaring difference that it just screamed out to her. The young teen's image had been forever imprinted on her brain since the days when the two of them were bitter enemies. And that image had only sunken deeper as their relationship evolved into something more until small details like the number of moles she had on her body and the frequency of her blinking became common knowledge to her.
And right now, this person in front of her had canines that didn't have the barely noticeable scratch on it that she had received during one of their many fights.
Drakken gaped in shock and disbelief while the imposter could only watch helplessly as Shego reared her arm back and swung a heavy haymaker aimed at her head.
The fake Kim squeezed her eyes shut, and said a silent prayer. After a few moments, she blinked her eyes open when a torrent of pain didn't engulf her.
Shego stood stone still in front of her, her fist millimeters from her face.
The Kim-look-alike smiled victoriously when she noticed the blank look on Shego's face.
"Really, now," a woman's voice said from behind Shego. "I thought you were able to copy anybody's image down to the smallest detail."
A tall woman with subtle curves dressed in a black leather catsuit suit stepped into the room and gave the redhead an amused look, lazily twirling a handheld ray gun. With a lithe body, long, straight platinum hair down to the small of her back, pale skin and ice blue eyes, she was a vision of beauty that instantly drew everybody's attention when she walked into a room.
"It's not my fault," the fake Kim mumbled as she stood up and winced when she gingerly felt her sore face. "She kicks like a freaking mule," she muttered softly, causing the tall woman to chuckle.
"What the hell!? I thought you said you could imitate anybody perfectly!?" Drakken yelled at the redhead as he scrambled to his feet, a deep scowl on his face.
The fake Kim frowned and pointed an accusing finger at Drakken.
"None of the pictures you gave me had Kim Possible showing her teeth! How the heck can I copy what I don't see!?"
Drakken huffed and crossed his arms, looking away petulantly. "I knew I should have just created a synthodrone instead of relying on you."
The young teen gawked before growling menacingly. "Now wait a damn-"
"Now, now, now," the taller woman said calmingly, placing a restraining hand on the smaller girl's shoulder. "Let's keep our cool and continue with our plan. And why don't you change back already, Leda."
Leda threw Drakken a dirty look before closing her eyes. Her image shimmered briefly as she changed back to her original form. Instead of Kim, there now stood a woman who looked identical to the tall woman, except instead of having ice blue eyes, hers were a deep burgundy.
"Why are we partnering with this doofus again, Diana?" Leda whined, causing Drakken to bristle up.
"Because he pays well," Diana said bluntly.
"Oh yeah," Leda murmured, smiling sweetly at Drakken.
The blue-skinned man eyed the two tall women wearily before sighing.
"What is it with me hiring sidekicks that keep giving me all this sass?" Drakken muttered as he walked up to Shego's still form.
He smiled deviously as he stared at her blank face, rubbing his hands in anticipation.
"Whether you like it or not, you will help me beat Possible and take over the world. Oh, I can just imagine the look on Possible's face when she finds out! MWHAHAHAA!" Drakken cackled madly as Leda and Diana looked at each other and rolled their eyes.
They both stiffened, however, when they glanced out the windowed wall.
"Uh, Drakken," Diana said nervously as the blue skinned man continued to laugh.
"Don't interrupt me when I'm in the middle of my diabolical laugh!" Drakken yelled. "Now where was I…oh yeah. The world is now at my mercy! MWHAHAHAHA!"
"Drakken," Diana said a little more urgently, her already pale skin paling a little more.
"Not now!" Drakken yelled irritatedly. Drakken grinned madly and reared back before punching Shego harshly across the face, causing the stone still woman to topple to the floor. He grinned proudly when he saw a thin trail of blood trickle out of the corner of her mouth. "That's for betraying me!" He reared his leg back and kicked her in the side. " And that's for-"
"Drakken!" Leda shouted, smacking the blue skinned man upside his head.
"What!?" the mad scientist yelled, glaring at the burgundy-eyed woman while rubbing his head.
Leda and Diana glanced outside again and gulped loudly.
"You know how you wanted to see Possible's face when she realized what you did…" Diana trailed off and weakly pointed outside the window.
Drakken frowned and spun around. His eyes got impossibly wide and his blue skin turned pale at what he saw.
Hovering outside the window was a high-tech looking hovercraft with the words 'NASA' imprinted on the side. It wasn't the government issued hovercraft or the nervous looking blond standing on top of it that caused the feeling of impending death though. It was the redhead also perched on top of it, whom the nervous blond was looking at as one would at a bomb that was about to explode.
Kim stood rigidly on top of the NASA hovercraft, wind whipping her hair wildly around. Her hands were clenched so tightly that her nails were digging through the gloves and cutting into her hand. Her eyes were narrowed into slits and her lips trembled around her bared teeth as she stared murderously at Drakken. The vein bulging on her neck and forehead were all too clear indicators of Kim's current mood.
Drakken whimpered as he took a small step back. He could literally feel Kim's murderous intent in the room.
"Maybe…maybe we should, uh, you know, run away?" Leda said hesitantly as her and Diana began slowly backing away from the window. The way it looked like Kim wasn't even breathing as she stared at them was really unnerving them.
"Yeah, cause, you know, spying, thievery, and subterfuge is our thing, not mortal combat," Diana reasoned, carefully eyeing Kim for any movements. While she knew her and Leda were decent in hand-to-hand combat, they were nowhere near Kim or Shego's level. And it looked like Kim was bringing her A-game today.
"D-don't worry, we can just use my mind control device on her," Drakken said with false bravado, trying his hardest to tear his eyes away from Kim's gaze.
"Y-yeah, I'll just zap her when she…" Diana trailed off as her eyes widened when she saw Kim's eye twitch.
As Kim coiled up and leaped through the air towards the window, her dark olive eyes promising a world of pain, one collective thought passed through the three villains' heads.
Oh shit.
to be continued...
AN: At first, I had this written where it was till Drakken and Motor Ed working as partners. But it just didn't flow right, and I finally decided I would just create some new sidekicks for him. And I must say, I like how Leda and Diana are fitting in. Expect to see them a lot throughout this story. And don't worry, Motor Ed shall return to the scene eventually. Now, how should I depict the bloodbath in Dr. Director's office for the next chapter......eh, I'll figure out. Untill then, review, review, review!
!!!!!OMAKE!!!!!
Kim: DIE!!
Ron: KP! Take it easy!
Drakken: Ack! Save me! *cowers behind Leda and Diana*
Leda: H-Hold on a minute! *steps forward and changes into Shego wearing a whipped cream bikini*
Kim:.....*drools*
Ron:.....*super blush X infinity**faints*
Diana: H-how long do you think you can hold that image? *eyes Kim nervously*
Leda: Ten...maybe fifteen minutes.
Drakken: *inches towards door*
Kim: *growls*
Drakken: *srambles back behind Leda*
Kim:...*drools*
Diana: Great, now what do we do?
Drakken:....hey, you can only copy things that you've seen, right? Then how....*eyes Leda/whipped cream bikini Shego*
Leda:......
Diana: Uh, Leda?
Leda:....*blush*
Drakken: *sighs* Great, just great. Another lesbian sidekick. Lucky me.
!!!!!END OMAKE!!!!