Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: Well, it seems I caused a bit of a stir with my last omake. If you were offended by it, then sorry folks, but my humor can get a little dark sometimes. I guess I was the only who found it hilarious, lol.
Another point I wanted to address was the tone of this story, which someone pointed out as not being as lighthearted as '12 Days of Kigo'. Well, the reason for that was because 12 Days of Kigo was written as a Christmas gift from me to the readers. I wanted to give you so much fluff that you could choke on it, lol. And by doing so, I skipped over a lot of things I wanted to include, like a detailed reasoning for why Shego and Kim could fall for each other in such a short period of time, which would have dampened the mood a bit. It was unrealistic, but gave a warm cozy feeling for the winter holidays. With Kigolicious Days, not only am I keeping the universe alive, I'm going back and examining this Kigo relationship by exploring Kim and Shego's personal thoughts, feelings, and their ever evolving relationship, which makes the mood a little somber since no relationship is without its problems. But moving on now...
Things have been slow, especially with having to study for finals and such. But, here it is anyways. I should point out that the idea for this story was submitted by Invader Johnny, a regular reader/reviewer here on . So you see folks, if you submit your ideas, more than likely they'll end up on here sooner or later. Anyways, enjoy.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
Kigolicious Days
"Kim Possible Unleashed...Literally"
"Dude, are you sure this is such a hot idea?" a voice whispered out from the darkness.
Within the inky shadows, two figures slinked their way through the large, spacious rooms.
"Will you just chill out?" an irritated voice responded.
The Middleton Art Museum was a large, cavernous building filled with pieces made mainly by local and nearby artists. However, even this museum housed several priceless items. The only reason that the security in the building wasn't as tight as other museums was because the city of Middletown had a natural deterrent to criminals everywhere...
"But dude, this is Middleton, as in Kim Possible-"
"Shhh!" the second voice hissed. "Will you shut the hell up already? Look, if she shows up, we'll fry her with our laser guns."
Two figures passed a large window, the bright moonlight briefly revealing their appearances. The two men were dressed in black turtleneck sweaters, black cargo pants, and black combat boots. To hide their faces and finger prints they wore ski masks and leather gloves. The only thing that separated them from the average thief was the high-tech looking night-vision goggles they were wearing, and the unearthly-looking ray guns they had strapped to their belts.
"I know you told me you just bought these new laser guns from Jack Hench, but..." The thief trailed off, the uneasiness in his voice obvious.
The other crook sighed loudly.
"But what?" he bit out acidly.
"But isn't it kinda fishy that Mr. Hench sold you these things for just ten bucks?" the other man said incredulously.
Silence descended on them.
It was well known in the villain community that you would have a better chance at curing cancer than to get Jack Hench to give you a discount on any of his products.
"So what? Maybe he was just in a good mood," the thief said unconvincingly as he peeked around a corner. Seeing the coast was clear, he crept into the room and headed towards an elaborate display, on top of which sat a large ruby the size of a basketball.
"....Hey, you tested these guns out before you bought them, right?" one of the thiefs asked suddenly, suddenly feeling anxious.
A brief moment of silence passed.
"....I-it'll work, man. I mean, Mr. Hench wouldn't sell us damaged goods, right?"
"......"
Both thieves sighed together.
"Look, let's just grab the ruby and get out of here. I'm sure Possible is in Antarctica or something," the ray carrying thief said as he approached the display.
"Actually, that was last week," said a dry voice from the shadows above the display.
Both of the crooks cringed and wrenched off their night vision goggles as the bright flood lights throughout the museum turned on, filling the room with bright light.
Kim tsk'ed as she shook her head sadly, her feet swinging back and forth as she sat on one of the beams lining the museum roof. Next to her, Ron was struggling to stay awake, the urge to just fall asleep almost overwhelming.
Who could blame him, considering it was almost four in the morning.
The two heroes had been hired by the Museum curator to keep an eye on the priceless Ruby of Inugumi, which was being displayed across the nation.
Normally Kim turned down missions like these, since any ordinary security guard could handle it.
But the redhead made an exception because the Ruby of Inugumi struck a nostalgic chord in her.
A couple years back, Shego had made an attempt to snag it. While chasing the taunting villain across the city rooftops, the teen hero had tripped up the older woman with a well thrown boomerang-comb and sent the thief toppling through a glass roof and into vat full of chemicals that were harmless to humans....but not clothes.
Back then, Kim had almost blushed to death when the cranky villainess crawled out of the vat naked as the day she was born, and had quickly snatched back the ruby and ran away before Shego stopped her torrent of cursing.
Looking back on that event, the teen hero realized that even back then she harbored some underlying attraction to her rival....and couldn't help but wish she could go back in time and relive the moment again.
Oh, the things she would have done to Shego when the thief had revealed her glorious nakedness, like tying her up and making her beg for mercy as she shoved-
"Earth to KP. Do you hear me?" Ron's voice ripped Kim out of her memories which had been on the brink of mutating into a kinky fantasy.
The young teen had lately been having random daydreams about past situations where instead of just capturing Shego and handing her over to the local authorities, she instead used the opportunity of a helpless, tied up, handcuffed, and/or unconscious Shego to...
The young man quirked an eyebrow when the redhead cleared her throat loudly, her face slightly flushed.
"A-alright you two, games over," Kim said firmly, her voice croaking slightly as she hopped down from the beam.
Ron groaned as he jumped down, envious of his pal Rufus who was at home, sleeping the night away.
The two thieves glanced at each other and nodded.
"Eat this, Possible!" one of the masked men yelled as they both drew their laser guns and fired bright purple laser beams just as the heroes feet hit the ground.
The redhead gritted her teeth as she ducked underneath the blast and dashed forward. Ron wasn't so lucky as the ray nicked his belt buckle, causing his pants to fall around his ankles.
"Crap!" the blond yelped as he tripped and stumbled across the room till he hit the column holding the massive ruby. He fell to the floor and watched helplessly as the ruby fell to the ground and started rolling towards the battling trio.
The teen hero smirked confidently as she dodge her attackers' blasts, closing in on them quickly.
"S-she's coming, man!" one of the thieves yelled in terror, backpedaling as he fired rapidly.
The slim teen moved with inhuman agility, able to weave around their laser beams with ease.
"Dammit! Let's split up!" the other thief yelled as he bolted for the door.
Kim tsk'ed and pulled out what seemed like a tennis ball and hurled it after him.
The bright green ball beaned the thief in the back before exploding, trapping the man in a gooey green substance.
"Ugh! What the hell is this crap!?" the man shrieked, struggling to free himself.
Kim turned and faced the remaining crook, quirking an eyebrow at the trembling man who was pointing his laser at her.
"You sure you want to point that thing at me?" the redhead cautioned, an amused smile on her face.
"KP! LOOKOUT!" Ron bellowed from behind her, struggling to stand while pulling his pants up.
To the teen hero, everything seemed to move in slow motion as the thief fired just as the large ruby collided with the back of her legs, sending her falling backwards.
Kim watched with wide eyes as the ruby hit a bump in the floor and bounced up, intercepting the the bright purple laser beam.
The Ruby of Inugumi flashed a pure white before the now white laser exited from the other side, hitting the teen hero straight in the chest and launching her clear across the room and crashing into the far wall.
Both the thieves and Ron both gaped at Kim, who slowly slid down the wall and crumpled to the floor.
A haze of red descended on the blond, who had finally managed to secure his pants.
Before Kim's attacker could blink, a blur flew across the room and lashed out a powerful spin kick to his head, sending him spinning in mid-air before falling to the floor.
Ron breathed heavily as he glared down at the unconscious man, before snapping his furious gaze to the other villain.
The goo-covered man whimpered before falling to the ground, obviously trying to play dead.
The blond closed his eyes and took a calming breath before trotting over to Kim's unmoving form.
When he was close enough to see her chest rising and falling steadily, he let out a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding.
"Hey KP, you okay?" he asked worriedly, kneeling down next to her, brushing some hair out of her face.
The redhead groaned, her brow furrowing as she slowly blinked open her eyes.
Ron quickly scanned over Kim's body, looking for any apparent injuries, praying there weren't any. The thought of what Shego would do to him if she found out Kim was seriously hurt under his watch....
The blond shivered.
"Come on, Kim, snap out of it," the sidekick urged, lightly patting Kim's cheek.
Olive eyes snapped open all the way and Ron couldn't help but flinch at the unreadable look she was giving him.
"Uh, KP?" the blond asked hesitantly, unnerved by the soulless look in her eyes.
Suddenly, instead of nothingness, her eyes glazed over with happiness before she rolled over and propped herself up on all fours and let loose a sound that almost floored the young man.
"ARF!"
Ron gaped wordlessly at her.
"What...what did you....KP?" he whispered incredulously, staring wide-eyed at the now panting teen, whose tongue was lolling out, a dribble of slobber leaking out of her mouth.
"Arf! Arf!" Kim barked as she leaped through the air and tackled Ron to the floor.
The glob covered thief propped himself up on his elbows and gawked as the teen hero began lapping at Ron's deeply blushing face.
A look of complete and total horror filled the blond's face as Shego's pissed off face and brightly lit plasma fists flashed through his mind.
"OH JESUS! GET OFF ME KIM!" Ron screamed as he coiled up his legs and launched the licking girl off him.
The redhead yelped in surprise as she slid across the marble floor, blinking rapidly at the blond as she tilted her head in confusion.
"D-do you have a-any idea what S-Shego will do to me if she sees you licking me like that!?" the sidekick yelled, his eyes the size of saucers, his once flushed face now pale. Shego may be reformed (allegedly) but that didn't mean she pulled any punches (or plasma) when it came to her girlfriend.
Kim's face lit up brighter than a thousand watt light bulb at the mention of Shego's name.
"ARF!ARF!ARF!" the teen barked excitedly as she started hopping up and down in place using both her hands and feet, an insanely happy expression on her face.
Ron blinked rapidly before glancing at the Ruby of Inugumi. He quickly made the connection and groaned.
"Shego is not going to like this," the blond muttered, sighing as he ran a hand through his hair.
He froze when a blur of red flew past him and out the door of the display room.
A deafening silence filled the air.
"KIM!" Ron shrieked as he bolted to his feet and dashed after the happily barking girl as she sped through the museum.
Cursing silently, the blond whipped out his Kimmunicator.
"How's the museum job go-"
"KP has turned into a dog! What do I do!?" Ron yelled as he slid around a corner, just catching the tail end of Kim's form as she dashed on all fours towards the lobby.
Wade stared blankly at him and quirked an eyebrow.
"Uh, say that again?" the boy genius said hesitantly.
"Some thieves broke in and fired this laser at Kim and it went through the ruby and hit Kim and now she's running around and barking like a dog and OH MY GOD SHE JUST RAN OUT OF THE MUSEUM! WADE! HELP ME BEFORE SHEGO FINDS OUT!!"
Wade surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) understood Ron's babbling.
"Okay, first thing you need to do is get Kim and bring her to a secure location," the young boy said seriously, a grim look on his face. Partly for Kim's safety. Partly for his. It wasn't just Ron who would feel Shego's wrath if something happened to Kim.
"Right!" Ron acknowledged, pocketing the device and narrowing his eyes as he sprinted full speed after Kim.
"Arf! Arf!" the redhead barked happily, speeding down the sidewalk on all fours, her head whipping around wildly as she took in her surroundings.
"I hope you forgive me later," the sidekick said to himself as he pulled out a metallic ball before chucking it at Kim.
The ball landed in front of the panting redhead before exploding in a cloud of blue smoke, engulfing the teen hero.
Ron came to a halt and waited for the smoke to clear before walking over to the now slumbering Kim Possible.
The sidekick took a moment to observe the sleeping teen and visibly slumped when he saw Kim shift so that she had her arms and legs curled under her like a sleeping dog.
".....I am so dead," the blond muttered depressingly as he bent down and picked up the unconscious girl.
"Uh, Ron, when I said a secure location, I didn't mean here," Wade said dryly as the other teen dropped Kim onto the boy genius' small twin bed.
The tired sidekick sighed as he sat on the floor, resting his back against the bed.
"Think about it, Wade," Ron mumbled, running a hand down his face. "Where else could I take her without having Shego finding out immediately?"
The young boy hummed in agreement.
"Still, I don't think Shego would get that mad. I mean, it's not like Kim is hurt or anything," Wade reasoned, turning back to his computer, typing furiously. "In fact, she could probably help us out."
Ron quirked an eyebrow.
"Okay....then you call her."
Silence descended on them as Wade froze, his eyes widening.
"Y-You should call her. I think she likes you more."
"Wade...."
The brown-skinned boy sighed.
"Alright, I guess we're doing this on our own. First things first. Show me the ray gun and the ruby," he asked, turning around to glance at the other male.
Ron froze.
".... I was suppose to bring those?"
Wade looked at Ron like he was an imbecile.
"Ron...."
"Alright, alright! Geeze," the blond muttered as he stood up and headed out of the room. "I'll be back. Just keep an eye on Kim."
Wade sighed and went back to his computer, continuing his search for information on the Ruby of Inugumi.
He froze when a familiar beeping noise filled his room. Turning around, his brow rising a little when he realized it was coming from Kim's pocket.
Rolling his chair over, the boy genius reached over and pulled out the redhead's Kimmunicator, checking who was trying to reach the unconscious teen.
Cold sweat beaded on his forehead as a feeling of impending doom descended on him.
Gulping loudly, he ignored the call and then turned off the device.
He prayed that Shego wouldn't be too pissed that he just ignored a call from her on Kim's behalf.
"What the hell?" Shego grumbled as she glared down at her wrist communicator.
"What's the matter?" Will Du asked curiously as he tied up the last of the crooks.
He and the former thief were wrapping up a minor assignment in the warehouse district within Boston Harbor. A small time mob organization had popped up in the New England area and Global Justice had been called in to squash it. Normally the local authorities would have taken care of it, but somehow the crooks had managed to equip themselves with laser guns. Even though they stopped the organization before they could pose a serious threat, it was troubling to think how they managed to stockpile such a high amount of high tech weaponry.
"Don't know," Shego said as she tapped a few buttons on her communicator, walking away from the hustle and bustle around her as various G.J. agents scurried about the large warehouse, collecting evidence and such.
Her brow furrowed when she tried to call her girlfriend again and this time got a response that signaled that Kim's Kimmunicator was turned off.
"Feel like grabbing some coffee?" Will asked as he let out loud yawn, not too far behind the pale green skinned woman as he followed her. He decided that caffeine was a definite must, considering they both had about two hours worth of paperwork waiting for them.
"Hold that thought," Shego mumbled as she tapped a few more buttons, deciding to try a different course of action. Usually when she couldn't get in touch with Kim, she would just call the boy genius to find out what the sitch was. Whenever Kim ignored her call, it was because of something like she was wrestling with some super powered crook or was chasing down some psycho through the Amazon. She figured it was something closer to the former, since she knew the globetrotter was on guard duty at the Middleton Art Museum.
Her eyes narrowed suspiciously when five seconds ticked by without someone picking up. Wade never took more than five seconds to pick up. Ever.
After a few more moments, the call was answered.
The plasma-wielding woman's suspicion skyrocketed and her heart froze when Wade's face filled her small screen. The young teen was doing a piss poor job of hiding how anxious he was. And when the young boy was anxious about something, it was almost always about a certain redheaded hero.
"H-Hey Shego, what's the-"
"Where the fuck is Kimmie?" Shego snarled, her eyes flashing dangerously, her entire body tense. She would rather be angry than scared. And just the thought that something had happened to her young lover scared her more than she'd like to admit.
Will blinked rapidly as he stood slightly behind the other agent, a surprised look on his face. He wasn't expecting the complete 180 from Shego's bored demeanor while dealing with small time crooks to her 'I want to eat your babies' attitude.
Wade paled considerably, not able to stop his eyes from flickering behind him before regarding Shego as one would a very hungry lion.
"Uh, she's...not hurt," Wade said slowly, choosing his words carefully. Talking to an emotionally distressed Shego was like disarming a ticking time bomb. "She isn't in any immediate danger. She's okay."
The tense woman relaxed a little at hearing that, her murderous gaze losing some of its intensity. But she didn't relax entirely just yet.
"You didn't answer the question," Shego growled. "Where. Is. Kimmie."
Wade gulped quietly, his eyes skittering away from the hard jade ones drilling into him.
"She....well, she's-"
"ARF!"
Shego blinked and Wade stiffened up, his eyes impossibly wide as he stared at something off screen.
"What the hell was that?" she asked incredulously. Since when did the introverted computer geek get a dog?
"Arf! Arf!"
"Uh, g-good girl. Ju-just stay there and be a good girl," Wade cooed nervously, ignoring the older woman's question. Sweat starting sliding down his neck as he nervously eyed the awakened redhead, who was propped up on her hands and knees on his bed, panting loudly as she regarded him with wide, olive green eyes. He imagined that if she had a tail, it would be wagging furiously behind her.
"Arf!" Kim yelped, hopping up in place, the excitement in her eyes building.
Crap, Wade thought, glancing around himself urgently. He grinned when he found what he was looking for.
"Here you go girl, go and play," the boy genius urged as he grabbed his blue stress ball and threw it out his door and down the hallway.
Kim perked up as her eyes glazed over.
"ARF! ARF!" she barked as she leaped off the bed and scampered after the round ball, her tongue lolling out the corner of her mouth.
Breathing a sigh of relief, he turned back to his monitor, almost swallowing his tongue when he saw the suspicious gaze Shego was leveling him.
"Didn't know you had a pet over there," the older woman stated, her eyes narrowing slightly. Wade felt a cold shiver slither down his spine.
"Ahaha, m-my mom thought I could use a new friend a-and g-got me a d-dog," Wade managed to say, plastering a fake smile on his face. His shirt collar was starting to get soaked from all the sweat.
A moment of silence passed between them as Shego regarded the fidgeting boy.
"You know, that dog sounded kinda familiar," the former thief said lowly, her mind racing. Something about the sound of the boy genius's 'dog' was raising a lot of red flags in her mind.
Wade chuckled nervously. For a brief second, he considered disconnecting the call.
"W-well, a lot of d-dogs sound alike," he reasoned, fiddling with his fingers.
Shego frowned and opened her mouth to respond, but froze in mid-motion as she watched a red blur tackle Wade from behind.
"Something happening?" Will asked curiously from his spot next to Shego, having just stood nearby to observe what was happening. Since Shego had yet to shoo him away, he figured he'd stick around and see what the sitch was. Usually when it involved Shego and Kim, it was always something interesting that could in turn provide excellent material to talk about around the coffee machine in the morning.
The other agent ignored him, frowning at her now empty screen and listening to the struggle that could be heard happening in Wade's room.
"ARF! ARF!"
"Down girl! Down!"
"ARF!"
"Gah! S-stop licking me! Bad girl!"
"Grrrrr!"
"AH! G-good girl! You're a good girl!"
"ARF! ARF!"
"H-hey! Get off me already and sto-AHH! WAIT! GET AWAY FROM THERE!"
"ARF!"
"KIM! DON'T!"
Shego blanched as wide, curious olive eyes filled her screen.
The olive eyes blinked as they regarded the plasma-wielding woman's bewildered expression. Suddenly, they lit up like fireworks on the Fourth of July as they recognized just who they were staring at.
"ARF!ARF!ARF" Kim barked excitedly as she began licking the screen happily.
"What...the...Kimmie?" Shego asked incredulously, her own eyes wide. Standing next to her now, Will glanced at her wrist communicator and quirked an eyebrow.
".....I'm guessing you're not coming back to headquarters to help with paper work," Will sighed as he backed away, walking back to the warehouse without hearing her answer. By now he was used to the other agent bailing on the duller aspects of work for various reasons, all of them relating to Kim.
"Just pay me back like you usually do," he said over his shoulder as he walked away. He grinned as he imagined the surprised look on Betty's face when Shego would grudgingly ask her superior to give Will another of her vacation days. At this rate, Will would be able to take half the year off.
The former thief just grunted in response, her eyes still the size of dinner plates as she stared at her lover barking and licking at the screen like a mutt.
"Down girl!" Wade commanded as he finally managed to push the older girl away, his clothes rumpled and a streak of slobber on his cheek.
Kim whined and whimpered loudly as she struggled to get back to the screen.
The boy genius struggled with the redhead as he threw a helpless and defeated look at the screen, meeting Shego's stunned look.
"Well, I guess you'll be heading down here now. Can you, uh, bring some chew toys or something?" he asked weakly, chuckling nervously at the end.
Shego blinked and nodded, turning off her wrist communicator just as Kim overpowered the weaker boy and begain licking the screen with renewed vigor.
Silence surrounded her as she stared blankly at nothing.
"Okay....so my girlfriend thinks she's a dog....huh. Interesting," Shego said thoughtfully, before taking a deep breath and slowly letting it out.
"Okay.......right," she muttered to herself, shaking her head to clear up her jumbled thoughts. She narrowed her eyes as she turned around and started striding back to the warehouse to hitch a ride.
The other agents around her didn't pay her much attention as she passed them by, a deep frown on her face. Had they been able to read minds, they would have been disturbed by how casually Shego was contemplating how she was going to hurt the blond sidekick and the boy genius for letting some idiot turn her lover into some slobbering mutt while at the same time wondering whether Kim Possible, world renowned hero, would want a squeaky chew toy or a just a large bone to gnaw on.
Most likely it would have been the latter that would have disturbed them more.
to be continued....
AN: My thanks to Invader Johnny for the idea, I really had fun writing this one. At first I considered making Kim think she was something weird, like a turtle.....dunno why, but the thought just cracks me up, lol. Do I have any artists out there reading this? I kinda want ask if someone could draw up a few pics of this universe, especiall about this chapter with Kim thinking she's a dog. I'd do it, but I have the drawing skills of a five year old. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I did. If you have ideas you want to submit, just send me a PM or something. NOW GO REVIEW!
!!!!!OOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!
Theif 1: *groan* Man, that guy kicks like a freaking donkey.
Thief 2: It's about time you woke up! Get me out of this-this gooey crap!
Thief 1: *stare* What the hell is it?
Thief 2: Does it matter!? Get me out before they come back!
Thief 1: Right. *pokes at goo**hand gets stuck*
Theif 1: .....Shit. *struggles to pull hand out*
Thief 2: What the hell, man!? Stop struggling before-
Thief 1: *Gets other hand stuck*
Theif 2: STOP MOVING AROUND IDIOT!
Thief 1: *Foot gets caught* I-I can't get out! Help me!
Thief 2:*sigh* Moron.
Thief 1: O-Okay, let me try taking my gloves and boots off.
Thief 2: Good idea, just don't touch the goo with your bare hands and feet while doing it...
Ron:*Enters room an hour later* Alright, now where's that-
Ron:*stares blankly at the naked thieves covered in goo*
Thief 1:.....
Thief 2:.....
Ron: *sweat drops*.....
Thief 1: Uh.......
Thief 2:.....uh, hi.
Ron:*large sweat drop* Yeah....I'll, uh, go turn up the heat....must be,uh...cold in here. *dashes out*
Thief 2: *sigh* Wow, how can this get any more humiliating?
Thief 1: *farts*
Thief 2: *face palms*
!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAKKKKE!!!!!!!!!