Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: Hey! I'm still alive dammit! Sorry for taking so long to update, but due to a mix of writers block, work, summer classes, and life in general, the writing process has been extremely slow. So here's a brief, pointless, meaningless piece of crack humor that I just spewed out in like ten minutes for you to enjoy while I try and knock out the next chapter. And I should state that not much thought went into this chapter....so yeah.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
Kigolicious Days
"Omake Special: So this is what happens when you give my characters a reaallly long break from the story......*sigh*"
Hego: What the hell!? Why the hell have I not made an appearance in this story yet!?
Mego: Maybe if you'd use some prescription deodorant instead of that cheap stuff, the author would be more willing to use you.
Hego: ....Readers can't smell through their computer screens....can they?
Wego1: What about us, huh?
Wego2: Yeah! The readers actually like us!
Hego: Hey! The readers like me too!
Liz: Calm down, boys. Just be patient and I'm sure you'll get your turn. By the way, have any of you seen Shego? She's been gone for quite a while...
Hego: Who cares!? I demand we boycott this story till the author answers my demands!
Liz: Honey, nobody likes a whiner.
Hego: * grumbles * Only reason you're not complaining is because at least your ass was the subject of an omake * grumbles *
Liz: You got something to say to me, honey? * sweet smile *
Hego: * gulps *
Frank: Speaking of that omake, about you and Anne....
Liz:....O-Oh my, I think I hear the doorbell ringing. *scampers off *
Frank: *sigh * We're standing here in limbo, dear. There is no door. * follows after Liz *
Mego:....Am I the only one weirded out by our mom right now?
Hego: Who cares about that!? What about my screen time!? I demand screen time dammit!
Wegos: Shut up already, geeze.
Hego: Why don't the two of you just go and jack each oth-
Ron: Hey guys! *appears out of nowhere* Haven't seen you all since...well, the last story actually.
Hego: *glares *
Ron: By the way, have you seen Kim? I've been looking all over the place for her...
Mego: Nope, not recently. Why so worried?
Ron:Well, I have a feeling she's in some kind of trouble. The last time I was with KP she was mumbling something about getting a bottle of chloroform and finding a remote location.....
Hego/Mego/Wegos: * blank stares*
Ron: ....Yeah, well, if you see her let me know. * disappears *
Mego: Anyone else find it suspicious that both Kim and Shego are missing?
Wego1: Yeah. Maybe-
Hego: WHO CARES!? I DEMAND-
Hego:* dart in neck** passes out *
Mego: The hell was that!? *glances around nervously *
Wego2: *whistles innocently ** puts dart shooter away*
Wego1: * stares dryly at twin * Riiighhhhht. Anyways, we should start looking for Kim and Shego. They might be in trouble.
Betty:* pops out of nowhere * Excuse me gentlemen, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. Have any of you seen Kimberly or your sister around?
Mego: Uh, not recently. You looking for them also?
Betty: Affirmative. Security cameras caught Kim sneaking in and out of the storage room at Global Justice headquarters.
Wego1: Whoa, Kim? She stealing crap from you?
Betty: She took a few things, but nothing of great value.
Wego2: What did she take?
Betty: Not much. Just some outdated things that were confiscated from villains a few years ago. I think she only took some shackles, a cattle prod, and some titanium infused rope.
Mego:....cattle prod...?
Betty: Anyway, if you come across Ms. Possible, let her know I want to know what she's up to. *disappears *
Mego: * sigh * Okay, this is starting to bother me. What the hell is Kim up to?
Wego1: * shrug * Maybe Drakken escaped from jail and Kim is tracking him down like some deranged serial killer.
Wego2:....You know, that actually makes sense.
Wego1: We'll go check out the prison and see if Drakken is still lurking around in his cell.
Wegos: *dash off *
Mego: Right. I'll just-
Kim: *wanders into Mego's line of sight*
Mego: .....Kim!?
Kim: *startled * Huh?...Oh, hey Mego. *Continues to wander around while surveying the area *
Mego: *trails behind Kim* Where the heck have you been? Everyone has been looking for you!
Kim: Uh, nowhere. I was just.....out playing with Shego. * glances around * By the way, have you seen Shego around. She managed to escap- uh, I mean, s-she wandered off somewhere and I can't find her.
Mego:*eyes Kim suspiciously* Actually I've been looking for her myself. She's been missing for a while actually....
Kim: *avoids Mego's gaze** fidgets * R-really?
Mego: Is there something going on you want to tell me?
Kim: ...... nope. N-nothings going on. Why do you think somethings going on?
Mego: Well you're all twitchy like your hiding something.......and your cloths are kinda rumbled....and you've got scratch marks on your arm....and it looks like someone punched you in the eye... You get in a fight with Shego?
Kim:*blush * ....something like that.
Wegos: * appears out of nowhere *
Wego1: Well Drakken is still there and.....oh, hey Kim.
Wego2: Wow, you look like you just wrestled a bear.
Wego1: *sniffs air * Hey, do you guys smell that....
Mego: Yeah, now that you mention it, I have been smelling something kinda musky....
Wego2:.....uh, guys....*jerks head at Kim*
Hego/Mego/Wegos: * quirk eyebrows *
Kim: * fidgets* * squirms *.....What?
Mego:*sighs * Honestly Kim, you mean all this time the two of you were just going at it like rabbits?
Kim:*blinks *.........Yeah. Thats what we were doing.......having sex. *shifty eyes*
Mego: *groans * Whatever. I'm going to watch tv. *walks off*
Wego1: *leer * Mind giving us some pointers Kim?
Wego2:*leer * We've got a date with some twins later tonight and, uh, we wouldn't mind some....
Wego1:*wiggles eyebrows *...pointers when it comes to getting the job done.
Kim: Uh..I'm not quite the ladies man....er, woman, that you think I am. Shego's the only one I've been with.
Wegos: Really?
Kim: * nods head *
Wego2: Well at least you're not as promiscuous as our dear sister.
Wego1:Hell, I think pretty much every female police officer, fire fighter, nurse, and news reporter managed to lay her when she was still with the team.
Wego2: Heck, I think even Dr. Director stopped by once to hit it....
Wego1: * snickers * More like every weekend....oh shit.
Wego2: What? * glances at Kim* * pales*
Kim: * vein bulging on forehead* .....Is that so?
Wego1: Y-yeah. * inches away*
Kim:* develops eye tick *Excuse me...I'm just going to....drop by Betty's place and....say hello. Maybe borrow her Go City directory.... * walks away calmly *
Wego2:...Uh, maybe we should tell Kim we were only joking.
Wego1: Yeah right, and let her rip us a new one? Please.
Wego2: Besides, I'm sure she'll figure it out on her own....
Wego1:.....Probably.
.........
Wego1: Lets call Dr. Director and let her know she should probably put all public officials in Go city under protective custody. *dashes off *
Wego2: *sigh * Why do I have this sinking feeling that we just unleashed something bad onto our city?*runs after brother*
Hego:*wakes up* What the hell happened....?
Hego:*blinks as Shego stumbles by him* Shego!? What the hell happened to you!? You look like you went to hell and back!
Shego:*stops and stares tiredly at Hego with annoyed eyes*
Hego:......Uh, why are you handcuffed?.....and why are your ankles shackled? And...why are you in your underwear....?
Shego: *continues to stare in annoyance*
Hego:....is that a cigarette burn on your neck?
Shego:* eye starts twitching *
Hego: Are those rope burns on your arms...? The hell.....? Did someone scratch letters on your butt cheeks? Is that a .....K ....and a ....P??
Shego:*snaps* knocks Hego out with a straight kick *
Sheg: *sighs heavily *.....I need a shower. A long, hot shower.
Shego: *starts limping away*grumbles to self* The next time we play evil supervillains and captured heroes, I get to be the supervillain. *winces * rubs butt * Goddamn cattle prod...
(regular story) to be continued.....
AN: I can't believe I just wrote all this junk. I feel like my IQ dropped a few points......*sigh* I'll get the next chapter out as soon as I can.