Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: Sorry for going awol on you guys. I was too busy being lazyl.....anyways, heres the long awaited next chapter. Thank you all for your patience and for not flaming my email account into a firey hell with impatient emails and threats of death to update sooner. Read and review please!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
Kigolicious Days
"Kim Possible...Still Unleashed"
Ron sighed heavily as he walked down the neighborhood sidewalk, Wade's house within seeing distance. He ran a hand tiredly through his blond hair as he glanced down at his watch, the glowing numbers telling him that it was currently five-thirty in the morning.
The fact that in a few hours he would have to head home to watch over his little sister Hana while his parents were at work didn't do much to improve his lowering spirits.
"I wonder if Monique would mind watching Hana while I get some Z's," the tired sidekick mumbled, yawning as he readjusted his hold on the large sac he had over his shoulder, which contained the Ruby of Inugami and the problematic laser gun.
Luckily for him, no alarms had been tripped during the little scuffle with the two thieves and the two incapicitated men were still there when he had returned. After snatching up the needed items, Ron had given the museum curator a call to explain the situation. It took a bit of convincing to get permission to take the ruby, but after reminding the older man how many times Kim had helped out without charging him a dime (which he estimated added up to a lot of free labor) the museum curator agreed to lend him the ruby.
Ron winced a little bit as he heard loud barking noises while approaching Wade's front door. He winced again when he heard a loud crashing sound.
"WADE LOAD! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON IN THERE!?" A shrill voice screeched.
The blond winced for a third time. It seemed Ms. Load had decided to wake up and join the madness.
"Man, how can this day get any worse?" Ron muttered, turning the doorknob and opening the door.
One second he was stepping into the Load household, the next he was flat on his back with a barking redhead perched on top of him.
"Sorry about that Ron," Wade huffed out as he trotted out, obviously winded from chasing the speedy teen around the house. His rumpled clothing and disheveled hair told Ron all he needed to know about how the last few hours had gone for the boy genius.
"Aw, come on KP, give me a break," Ron whined trying to push Kim off of him.
Kim relented and decided that the bag laying next to the blond was a lot more interesting as she began sniffing and prodding it with her nose curiously.
With a sigh, the weary sidekick stood up and brushed himself off as Wade walked over and picked up the dropped bag.
"Hopefully I can figure out a way to turn Kim back to normal within a reasonable amount of time," the dark skinned teen mumbled to himself, opening the bag and observing the large ruby and the high tech looking ray gun.
"Arf!" Kim bit onto the bottom of the bag and began to tug on it, her eyes dancing with playfulness.
"This is no time to play, Kim," Wade groaned, trying to pull the bag away.
But to Kim, Wade trying to tug the bag away was a clear sign that it was time to play.
"Grrrr!" Kim growled in her throat as she picked up the effort, scampering backwards, dragging the weaker boy with her.
"Gah! Kim! Bad girl! Bad!" the boy genius yelled as he tried to plant his feet, only to start slowly skidding along the pavement as the stronger teen kept tugging away.
"What has gotten into that girl?" Ms. Load said incredulously as she appeared in the doorway, wearing a bathrobe and curlers in her hair.
"Just the usual," Ron sighed as he walked over to Kim, who was thrashing her head side to side as she tried to get Wade to let go of the bag.
He hesitated for a second before taking one of his gloves off and using it to thump Kim hard on the nose.
The redhead yelped and immediately let go of the bag, sending Wade stumbling backwards and falling onto the ground.
"No, bad girl!" Ron said firmly, shaking a finger at the redhead, who was staring blankly up at him. The sidekick figured the only way to gain control of the spirited teen was to discipline her like he would any dog.
He immediately regretted it though, when Kim snarled and bit the finger he was shaking at her....hard.
"AAAAHH!! LET GO! LET GO!" Ron screamed, trying to pry Kim's mouth open, feeling her teeth digging into his skin.
"Ron!" Wade shouted, scrambling to his feet and running over, trying to help open Kim's mouth.
Ms. Load watched as the two boys shouted and pleaded with Kim to let go, who just growled in response, defiance clear in her eyes.
She frowned.
Like hell she was going to allow this madness to continue under her watch.
She pulled off one of her slippers and stomped over.
All three teens froze as they saw the pissed off woman approach.
Rearing back, Ms. Load clobbered Kim on top of the head with her slipper.
Kim yelped and whimpered pathetically as she let go of Ron's finger and cowered to the ground. If she had a tail, it would have been tucked between her legs.
Ron cradled his finger and turned to the older woman, a thankful smile on his face.
"Than-"
He was cut off as his head whipped violently to the side as the disgruntled woman clobbered him as well.
Wade wisely kept his trap shut and took a wide step back away from his two friends, taking up a position slightly behind his mother.
"Now listen up! It's five thirty in the morning and thanks to you miscreants I most likely won't be able to get back to sleep! Now the three of you are going to march down into Wade's room and keep quiet till I go to work or else I'll bring out my six inch stilettos, got it!?" Mrs. Load bit out, shaking her slipper at Ron and Kim, who both whimpered and shrank on themselves.
"Y-yes ma'am," Ron choked out, his face pale as he imagined being wacked in the face with said stilettos.
Mrs. Load humphed and spun around, striding back into the house.
The three teens were quiet for a moment.
"Dude, your mom totally beats out Shego in the grouchy department," Ron said, breaking the tense silence.
"Only when she doesn't get a full night's sleep," Wade responded, slinging the bag over his shoulder. "Let's head down to my room before we upset her even more."
Ron hummed in agreement and turned to a subdued Kim Possible, who looked like someone had killed her puppies.
"Don't give me those puppy eyes, KP. I should be the one giving puppy eyes after the day I've had," Ron muttered, nudging the redhead to follow Wade. With another pitiful whimper, Kim sullenly followed Wade into the house.
Leda woke up abruptly when the door to her prison cell blew open, filling the small living area with dust and smoke.
"The hell is going on?" the platinum haired woman croaked out through her sleep-dried throat, scrambling out of her stiff bed.
"I must say, prison clothes just don't suit you," Diana drawled out as she sauntered into the cell, also wearing the light-gray prison jump suit.
Leda blinked several times before a feral grin crossed her lips.
"My dear sister, you know I'm an all-leather kind of gal," she said coyly, walking over to the other villain to brush away some dust that had landed on her shoulder.
"Right, how could I forget," Diana responded, lightly tossing up and catching a grenade.
Leda's brow rose.
"Where did you get that?" she said, snatching the explosive when it was in midair.
Diana smirked.
"From the guard room. Let's just say I managed to convince a guard that if just the two of us went in there, something good would happen to him."
Leda rolled her eyes as the two sisters stepped out of the cell. Pulling the pin, the burgundy-eyed twin tossed the grenade back against the far wall.
"Men, they're all pigs," Leda muttered, not flinching in the slightest when the grenade exploded, revealing the outside world to the two prisoners.
"Jealous?" Diana teased, ice blue eyes glancing at other girl.
A small smirk crossed Leda's face, burgundy eyes briefly flashing at the other girl.
"Depends on who you're talking about," she quipped before grabbing her sister's hand and weaving their fingers together. "Shall we?"
Diana chuckled and closed her eyes briefly as she concentrated. The air around them shimmered before they vanished from the visible world.
Two pairs of footsteps could be heard treading out of the cell and into the prison courtyard, where the alarm was blaring deafeningly loud.
"And Diana, I get to pick who we get to work for next, since your pick was an utter idiot," a voice said.
"Whatever. At least Drakken paid us beforehand," another voice said, before being drowned out in the sirens and the sounds of guards yelling out orders.
Shego hopped out of the hovering Global Justice helicopter, landing gracifully on the the concrete driveway before waving at the pilot.
Giving her a thumbs up, the pilot pulled the helicopter back up into the air, the high noon sun beaming down on the vehicle, before heading back towards the base.
Taking a brief moment to smooth out her uniform, Shego strode up to the Load household, a small frown on her face. Her initial anger and irritation over the situation had diminished somewhat during her journey back to Middleton, but she was still determined to show Kim's accomplices that she was not amused in the slightest with the recent developments.
It was humiliating enough that she had stopped by a store to pick up a dinosaur chew toy for her girlfriend.
Clutching said toy in her hand, the agent raised a fist to knock on the door, noting distantly that the driveway was empty, meaning Wade's mom was currently absent from the household.
Knocking on the door, the former thief waited half a second before her frown deepened when barking could be heard from inside.
"ARF! ARF! ARF!'
"Calm down Kim!"
"ARF! ARF!"
"Jeeze, what the heck are you so excited for," the voice asked exasperatedly as the door was cracked opened, the chain bolt still in place.
Monique stared blankly at Shego before managing to put on a shit eating grin on her face
"Shego, how are you? We've been expecting-"
"ARF! ARF!"
Monique jerked slightly, an irritated look flashing across her face.
"Mind handing over the chew toy?" she asked dryly, using her foot to keep the eager redhead at bay.
Shego quirked an eyebrow and gave the younger girl the dinosaur chew toy, deciding not to question the teen about the bags that were forming under her eyes and her tossled hair.
"Here you go Kim, go fetch," Monique cooed out sarcastically, tossing the toy down the hallway.
But Kim flat out ignored the toy and managed to get past Monique's foot, slamming into the lone leg that was holding the girl up.
The dark skinned girl yelped and toppled backwards as Kim stuffed her eager face into the space provided by the bolted door.
"ARF! ARF!"
Shego blanched and took a step back, an uneasy look on her face as Kim barked and yipped excitedly, her wide glassy eyes filled with happiness now that Shego was there.
Monique's face appeared above Kim's, an annoyed look on her face.
"Well, the only reason I was here was to keep an eye on Kim while Ron and Wade worked on turning her back to normal. So now that you're here, I'm going home."
Shego's eyes widened as Monique's face disappeared from view.
"Wait! Don't open the door!" Shego yelled, a hand outstretched as if she could grab the girl.
But it was too late. As soon as the bolt was undone, Kim bolted out the door like a bat out of hell and darted straight for Shego.
"ARF!" Kim barked as she leapt through the air and slammed into Shego's chest, sending them rolling across the ground.
Monique stared in wide-eyed shock as Kim quickly covered Shego's face with wet, slobbery licks.
"Gah! S-Stop it!! Get off me!" Shego yelled as she pushed the girl off and tried to crawl into the safety of the house.
But Kim would have none of it and just jumped on her back, flattening the woman on her stomach before continuing to lick the side of her face.
Shego struggled to push herself up, glancing up when a pair of shoes came into her view. Or more specifically, one perfecly good shoe and one that looked like someone had emptied a clip from a machine gun into it.
"By the way, when Kim turns back to normal, tell her that she owes me a new tube of lipstick and a pair of new shoes," Monique informed calmly as she stared down at Shego and Kim, who was too busy licking Shego's face and hair to acknowledge the other girl.
Seemingly choosing to ignore Shego's plight, Moniqued turned away and casually started to walk down to the sidewalk, intent on heading home. "I still can't believe that girl managed to chew through Italia leather flats," Monique mutterd under her breath, tryting to remember if she had saved the reciept for the shoes.
"Come back here!" Shego snarled, shaking her fist at the departing girl.
"Arf!" Kim barked happily, flopping her full weight on top of the downed woman before nuzzling her nose into Shego's hair.
Shego sighed and lightly thumped her forehead against the ground in defeat, letting the redhead enjoy herself while she regrouped herself.
A small monitor popped out of the grass and turned towards Shego, Wade's face on the small screen.
"Hey Shego, glad you made...it...," Wade cleared his throat. "I see you found Kim already."
"No shit," Shego growled, lying limply on the ground, glaring at the screen as Kim continued to happily lick and nuzzle away.
"....uh, you need help?" Wade asked hesitantly.
"What do you think?" Shego snarled.
"R-Right, be there in a minute," Wade stuttered out, disappearing from the screen
Ron's face peeked in from the side of the monitor, an uneasy smile on his face.
"Hey, it could be worse. At least Kim doesn't have fleas or-"
Shego didn't hear Ron finish since the monitor was now a sizzling pile of circuitry.
Sighing, Shego lowered her hand.
"Did I ever tell you that I hate dogs?" Shego grumbled, as she turned her head to glare at her lover-turned-mutt.
Kim just panted, tongue lolling out the corner of her mouth as she stared blankly down at her.
"But I'll make an exception for you... for now," Shego sighed, wincing when Kim licked the side of her face, levaing a trail of slobber on her cheek.
"You know, on any other day, that would have been a clear invitation for sex," Shego said dryly, leveling an irritated stare at the younger girl.
"Arf!"
Shego sighed helplessly as she laid her head down, waiting for Wade to come and relieve her of her captor.
"Right, I'll just take that as an I.O.U.," Shego murmured, reaching up to lightly pet Kim on the head.
The redhead in turn licked her hand before continuing to bury her nose in Shego's hair, enjoying the wonderful scent of the person beneath her.
"Are you sure letting those two escape is such a good idea?" Will asked from inside Betty's office.
Spread out on her desk were satellite photos of the high security prison where Global Justice sent most of it's convicted villains, all of them in infrared. Two beings could be seen escaping from the prison before heading to the heavily forested area.
"Diana and Leda Lacruiz," Betty said, picking up the mug shots of the two young women. "Or at least, that's what they claim their names are."
Betty stood up and paced the length of her office, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
"They look familiar, but I can't place their names," she murmured to herself, almost as if she wasn't aware of Will standing several feet away from her.
"They're not in any public listings, their fingerprints don't appear in any databases, and they had no crime record until now," Will added, crossing his arms thoughtfully.
"Our interrogators couldn't get any useful information from them either," Betty continued. "What we know is that they suddenly appeared out of nowhere and became Drakken's new sidekicks. And they claim to be sisters. However, according to blood tests...."
Betty paused to glance at Will.
Will grunted, nodding to himself.
"They have matching D.N.A. patterns, which would mean that technically they are the same person."
Betty nodded, continuing to pace.
"And we didn't pick up anything in their D.N.A. that would explain their...unique...powers."
Betty sat back down in her chair, resting her chin on steepled fingers as she closed her eye in thought.
"There are too many unknowns. And I hate having unknowns."
Will sighed.
"So by letting them escape and monitoring their activities, you're hoping they'll reveal more about themselves."
Betty nodded, glancing down at their mug shots. She frowned deeply.
"They managed to quickly and efficiently subdue the entire base with the help of Drakken's ray gun. And they did it in a fashion that didn't alert anybody."
Will frowned also.
"Luckily they didn't know about the daily test that was happening that day with our silent alarm. Had Wade not picked up the alarm signal and investigated it..."
Betty hummed, tapping her fingers together.
"They're good. Too good to just be common thieves...," Betty trailed off, before pinching the bridge of her nose. "I thought that with Shego on our side now, we wouldn't have to deal with these femme fatale types anymore."
Will couldn't help the smirk that crossed his face.
"Too bad there aren't any other heroes around to woo them to our side. Maybe Team Go can try their hand at it...?"
Betty stared silently at him for a moment.
"....Right. Forget I said anything," Will said while clearing his throat before dropping the report about the mission he and Shego had just completed on Betty's desk. "And by the way, Shego bailed out on doing any of the paperwork again, so-"
"She's giving you more of her vacation days?" Betty cut in casually, shuffling papers on her desk.
Will grinned. "I'll fill out the proper paper work."
Saluting her, Will strolled out the office.
Betty chuckled to herself.
"I don't think that Will has realized yet that Shego is planning to use the negotiations over Kim's eventual joining with G.J. to try and weasel back all her lost vacation days," Betty murmured to herself.
The one-eyed woman knew that Shego was well aware of how badly Global Justice wanted Kim in their ranks. And since she just happened to be sleeping with Global Justice's number one recruit, it was expected that the former thief would use the situation to her advantage.
Just because she gave up a life of crime didn't mean she was going to be a saint or anything.
Betty chuckled again as she thought of how the usually stoic Will would react when he eventually finds out that Shego had basically been swindeling him to do all her paper for months on end while she sucked face with Kim.
Betty shook her head in amusement before picking up the detailed report to continue on with her busy day.
to be continued...
AN: Again, sorry for not updating sooner. Hopefully I still have plenty of people following this story. Anyways, I've been trying to get the next chapter to my other story up, The Shot Heard Around the World. I know what I want to write. I have the ideas.....but I'm just soooooo lazy, lol. Anyways, let me know what you think. I still think I should have made Kim a turtle.....*sighs with regret*
!!!!!OMAKE!!!!!!!GOGOGOGO!!!
Shego:*struggles to get out from under Kim* C-come on Pumpkin, cut that out!
Wade: *Steps outside* Alright Shego, I'm here to help. Lets-
Wade:*Eye widen* Uh.....
Shego: *glare of doom* Don't. Say. A. Word. And turn around!
Wade:*spins around* Uh, Shego. My neighbors might see and-
Shego:*growls* Didn't I say to not to fucking say anything!? This is humiliating enough without commentary!
Wade:....
Shego:...
Wade:......Uh, do you want me too...?
Shego:*sighs* Don't bother, I think she's almost done.
Ron:*steps outside* Hey guys, why-
Ron:*superblush* The hell!? KIM! STOP-
Shego: SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND TURN AROUND!
Ron:*cowers in fear* R-Right.... *spins around*
Wade:...
Shego:...
Ron:...
Kim:*sighs in satisfaction**trots happily into the house*
Shego: *glare of the apocalypse* Not listen here. What happened here stays between the three of us.
Ron: But-
Shego: *Lights hands up* The fucker that mentions a word of this to Kimmie when she's normal again dies slowly, got it !?
Ron:*pales* Y-your the boss.
Shego:*walks into house*
Ron: Wade....did we just watch...?
Wade: *Stares blankly at Ron* I have no idea what you're talking about. *runs into house*
Ron:*snickers to self* Wait till I tell KP that she made Shego her bitch. Literally.
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