Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: I was thinking lately about how I wanted to handle to guest author idea for this story. I'd like to get fans involved, yet I want full control of the main story. So, I was thinking that I could have side story challenges based on a plot and limitations that I set. The winner's story would then be added to this story (with credit given, of course). Of course, I'd most likely make these challenges revolve soley on supporting characters like Shego's and Kim's family, and some other villains so that way I remain in control of the main story line. Anyways, just an idea. Let me know what you think. Read and review por favor!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
Kigolicious Days
"Ownership Responsibilities"
Shego loved Kim.
She loved Kim a lot.
However....
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T GET IN THAT BATH I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!" Shego boomed, the very walls of her condo seeming to vibrate.
"AROOOO!"
A naked, wet Kim Possible, drenched in suddy bath water, came sliding out of the hallway, howling like death itself was trying to drag her to hell. Her eyes were wide and dilated and her skin was deathly pale. As she darted into Shego's expensively furnished living room, the reason for the young teen's fear came skidding out of the hallway.
Wearing sweatpants and a loose t-shirt, both soaking wet, and wet hair that was plastered against her head, Shego looked something like a drowned cat.
Grinding her teeth, Shego glared dangerously at the naked girl who was cowering behind a leather armchair.
"Come to mommy, Pumpkin. I wont hurt you," Shego said in an overly sweet tone that completely contradicted the look on her face as she slowly advanced on her lover-turned-mutt.
Kim's eyes seemed to widen even more as Shego approached, her muscles visibly tensing as she prepared to make another escape.
"Now be a good girl and come with Shego to take your bath," Shego's eyes narrowed when she saw Kim's wide eyes flicker to the side. "Trust me, baby. You don't want to do that."
The young teen apparently thought otherwise as she bolted to the side, trying to reach the kitchen. But Shego was ready.
With practiced ease, the former thief threw a low-powered plasma bolt at Kim's behind.
Yelping loudly, Kim was knocked over, causing her to crash to the ground face first.
"GOTCHA YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Shego snarled as she leaped through the air and pounced on the dazed girl.
Kim bared her teeth at her attacker and snapped at Shego.
"GRRR!"
Shego smiled viciously down at the growling teen.
"You want to do this the hard way?" Shego jumped back just in time as Kim bit at her nose.
Shego's smile got bigger and more villanous as she cracked her knuckles.
"You asked for it! IT'S GO TIME POSSIBLE! YOU'RE TAKING THAT FUCKING BATH!"
Ron stiffened as he walked out onto his porch, where Monique was playing with Hannah and Rufus.
"Hmm, why do I suddenly have this bad omen for Kim?" Ron muttered, scratching his head curiously.
The sun was almost completely below the horizon, casting beautiful colors across the sky. Earlier in the day, after a quick evaluation of the available materials, Wade had asked Shego and Ron to give him some time to investigate the Ruby of Inugami and the ray gun that was used.
Luckily for both Ron and Wade, Shego had been too tired from dealing with a tireless Kim Possible to be pissed at having to wait for answers.
So, saying their farewells for now, Shego had taken Kim back to her condo (like hell she was leaving Kim at her home with her brothers in this state) while Ron headed back home. And after a lot of begging and maybe faking a few sobs, Ron managed to convince Monique to keep an eye on Hannah while he took a long nap.
"Hey there Sleeping Beauty," Monique quipped, glancing up from where she was watching Hannah and Rufus play patty cake.
Yawning loudly, Ron plopped down on the ground next to the dark-skinned teen, sitting indian-style like his friend.
"Thanks again for doing this for me. I seriously needed that nap," Ron thanked, bumping shoulders with Monique.
The other teen quirked an eyebrow at him.
"And I hope you don't think I'm doing this for nothing...."
The blond winced.
"Yeah, yeah. I'll.." Ron sighed heavily. "I'll model some of your stuff for ya."
Monique grinned, turning back to watch Hanna play. After graduating from high school, Monique had started working on building up a portfolio to apply to a famous fashion design school.
Which, in turn, included coming up with some personal designs for both men and women. Unfortunately, finding people to help with her designs was easier said than done. While Kim helped out when she could, getting Ron to help was like trying to get a cat to play the piano.
"I wonder how KP is doing," Ron thought aloud, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Monique chuckled, smiling mischeviously at Ron.
"I think the real question should be, 'How is Shego doing'."
Ron grinned ruefully.
"Yeah, who am I kidding. I betcha Shego is just dying to call in some backup asap."
Shego struggled to regain her breath as she leaned against her turned over couch, narrowed yet tired eyes trained on the panting, naked redhead who was staring happily at her from across the room.
Somewhere between knocking over the coffee table, breaking a lamp, and biting Shego's ankle, Kim had deduced that Shego was playing a game with her and thus was no longer trembling in terror.
"Arf!" Kim barked, jumping up and down in place, urging the older woman to continue chasing her.
"You were never this hard to catch when you were still human," Shego panted, trying to regain her breath. Her damp clothes were slightly torn in several places where Kim had ripped into them with her teeth.
"Arf! Arf!" Kim hopped up and down again, spinning around in a quick circle before staring expectantly at Shego.
Shego sucked her teeth as she regarded the naked teen with annoyed eyes.
"Sometimes I wonder why I still love your stupid ass so much, even when you're a freaking mongrel," Shego said dryly. She blinked when an idea hit her.
"Fine, have it your way," Shego sing-songed as she grinned mischeviously at Kim, who cocked her head curiously as Shego straightened up and headed for the hallway. "If you won't take a bath I'll just take mine and call it quits."
Kim watched curiously as Shego casually walked away and disappeared down the hallway.
Not liking being alone or away from Shego, Kim quickly trotted after the older woman....and came to a stop when she discovered the bathroom door was separating her from the former thief.
"Arf!" Kim pawed at the door, expecting any minute now for Shego to let her in.
Only silence greeted her.
"Arf! Arf!" Kim pawed the door again, an expectant look in her eyes.
Still, she was met with silence.
The redhead whimpered pitifully as she lightly headbutted the door.
Finally, the door cracked open as Shego peeked down at Kim.
"What? I thought you didn't want a bath?" Shego asked innocently.
Kim whined as she nudged at the door, staring up at Shego with watery, pleading eyes.
Shego quirked an eyebrow.
"We've been dating for more than half a year now. I've built up an immunity to that look," Shego said dryly.
Kim sat on her haunches and whined again.
Shego held back her victorious grin as she opened the door all the way.
"Fine, fine. You can come in," Shego said with false reluctance.
"Arf!" Kim's wide eyes lit up as she darted into the bathroom...and was immediately replaced with horror when she saw the full bathtub filled with fresh water and bubbles.
The redhead froze when a loud click echoed in the bathroom.
The young teen whimpered softly as she turned around to glance at her caretaker, only to whimper again when Shego only gave her the most evil of smiles before slowly advancing on her...
Wade blinked in confusion.
"The hell?" the boy genius muttered, scratching his head. He was examining the many hieroglyphics engraved on the Ruby on Inugami, and among the ancient characters was a passage about how the ruby came to be.
And if his translation was correct, back during the age of fuedal Japan, a dog god had terrorized the country for years till it was finally sealed by royal mystics.
Wade rubbed his chin as he leaned back in his chair, a thoughtful look on his face.
"So if the ruby was a prison for this dog god....and Kim started acting like a dog when the laser hit her after passing through the ruby...," Wade trailed off, his brow furrowing as he pondered the situation.
Nodding resolutely, Wade rolled his chair over to his computer, quickly pressing a few buttons.
"Yo, what's up?" Ron said in greeting as his face popped on the screen. Behind him, Monique could be seen making funny faces at Hanna, who was gurgling happily as she clapped her hands.
"Ron, I think I'm starting to get an idea on what happened to Kim and how to turn her back, but....I'm going to need to test my theory out. And to do that, I'll need a test subject...," Wade looked expectantly at Ron.
The blond stared blankly at him for a moment before glancing over his shoulder, then back at Wade.
"...I'll bring Monique over tomorrow morning," Ron whispered conspiratorially before disconnecting the call.
Wade sighed and rubbed his temples tiredly.
Sometimes he wondered about that boy.
Shego grinned victoriously as she ruffled Kim's head with a fluffy towel and took a step back to admire a now fully cleaned Kim Possible.
Kim whined as she stared pitifully at Shego, her hair all puffed out from the towel
Although most of her condo had been turned over in her epic struggle to drag the yelping and whining teen back to the bathroom, Shego had finally managed to give the girl a proper bath.
Even though it had cost them both some bruises and bite marks....
Shego yawned unexpectedly, the events of the day finally catching up to her.
"Come on Princess, time for dinner," Shego sighed, as she walked out of her bathroom, which was covered in knocked over bathroom supplies and spilt bathwater.
Kim whined out again, but obediently followed Shego, still sulking from being forced to take a bath.
After a quick trip to the bedroom to pull an oversized t-shirt over Kim and changing into a dryer pair of clothes herself, Shego headed for her kitchen, which had avoided serious damage from the earlier scuffle.
"Okay Kimmie, what are you in mood for. Some hamburger meat or....," Shego sighed while slapping her forehead when she turned around to glance at her lover.
Apparently the redhead preferred to be nude.
"Baby, you're not walking around my condo naked....," Shego blinked. "At least for now."
"Arf!" Kim panted loudly from where she sat on her haunches, naked as the day she was born.
Shaking her head, the older woman picked up the discarded shirt and was incredibly irked when Kim automatically latched on to the other end with her mouth and began tugging on it.
"You have got to be kidding me," Shego groaned, as she just stood there watching as Kim tugged on the shirt, her olive eyes glittering playfully.
"Let go of the damn shirt, Pumpkin," the former thief demanded firmly, frowning down at the playful teen.
Kim in turn just growled as she tugged on the shirt again.
"I'm not going to ask again," Shego growled, her eyes narrowed into slits. It had been a long day for her, and the last thing she needed was this.
The oblivious teen just stared blankly up at Shego, still lightly tugging on the shirt.
For a brief second, Shego contemplated physically assaulting the teen. Then figuring that it was a given that she would regret it later and in turn feel like pond scum, Shego let go of the shirt with a sigh and watched exasperatedly as Kim completely zeroed in of the freed shirt and began rolling around on the ground with it.
"Fine, if you want to stay naked go ahead. But don't think I'm going to forget this when you turn back to normal," Shego grumbled, crossing her arms across her chest with a huff. "In fact, as punishment, I just might make it a rule in my home that you must always be naked and-"
Shego blinked before pinching the bridge of her nose, sucking her teeth in annoyance.
"I almost forgot even when you were normal you were always so fucking insistent on enforcing a 'nude attire only' policy when it was just the two of us here," Shego muttered, glaring at her lover who was busy gnawing on her shirt as she stared up at Shego with wide, playful eyes.
"Um, Leda, are you sure this is such a hot idea?" Diana asked her sister doubtfully, who was sitting next to her along the long, expensive-looking table. The two villains had managed to procure another pair of black leather catsuits and were currently waiting on a potential employer.
The two platinum-haired twins were currently sitting in an official-looking meeting room, which was lacking in any kind of decorations. The room consisted of only a long table, and ten leather chairs on both sides with a large, oversized one at the head.
"It was my turn to pick, right?" the burgundy-eyed girl answered, rocking her chair back on its hind legs as she stared boredly up at the ceiling. They had been waiting for more than half an hour now.
"Yeah, but still, I thought we agreed not to work for anymore large, seedy organizations after we told you-know-who to shove it last year," the blue eyed girl responded, looking a little uncomfortable as she observed her surroundings. "Just being here brings back unpleasant memories."
Leda stopped her rocking to observe her sister, finally noticing the obvious discomfort this was causing the other girl. Her eyes softened when she saw Diana rub her arms as if chilled.
"Hey Diana...if this is really bothering you, I can pick somebody else," Leda said softly, bringing her chair back on all fours and placing a comforting hand on her sister's shoulder.
The blue-eyed twin smiled gratefully at her, silently nodding her wish to depart this place.
Leda smirked at her as the two stood up.
"Okay, let's tell him we've changed our minds," the burgundy-eyed girl said, turning towards the door...before freezing when they noticed the man in question standing in the doorway, a quirked eyebrow on his face.
"My, my, my. Leaving, are we?" Jack Hench asked as a dozen pin-striped henchmen flanked him, all carrying high-powered laser rifles that were aimed at them.
The two twins frowned as they backed away, both of them in their fighting stances.
"We've decided that it wasn't in our best interest to stay. Glad to see we were right," Leda muttered, eyeing the nearest henchman who was inching his way forward.
"Ladies, please," Jack pleaded suavely. "There's no need for violence. After all, it was fate that you two would eventually come to my doorstep."
Jack grinned confidently as he pulled out a large, black folder which he had been holding behind his back. On the face of the folder were large red letters that spelled out 'Project Intruder: Subjects D and L'.
The platinum-haired girls froze, their already naturally pale skin paling even more.
"How...why do you have that?" Diana demanded, an angry scowl on her face, trying her hardest to mask just how unnerved she was at the moment. It looked like Leda was in a similar state.
The older man chuckled, his eyes glinting dangerously.
"Who do you think provided the necessary funds for that fool's project," Jack answered, raising a hand and snapping his fingers.
The henchmen began slowly advancing on the twins.
"And since I've invested quite a hefty sum in you two, I doubt my associate would mind me appropiating you for my...own ambitions," Jack grinned darkly as the two girls were backed into a corner.
"Next time, I'm deciding who we get to work for," Diana hissed, as she tensed her muscles, preparing to fight for her freedom.
"Less talking, more fighting," Leda hissed back, her eyes shifting quickly around the room, judging distances and angles.
"Do you honestly think you're walking out of here? What makes you think you can defeat a dozen of my finest guards when you couldn't even handle one little teenage girl," Jack sneered, offended that they thought they stood a chance.
The two girls glanced at each other before grinning confidently at Jack.
"Maybe with the exception of Kim Possible," Leda began, her eyes raking up and down the nearest guard.
"There's not a soul capable of stopping us," Diana finished, her eyes closing in concentration.
Then a split second later, chaos erupted as Diana seemed to virtually vanish into the air and as Leda lunged at the nearest guard, sending them rolling across the ground.
But instead of seeing Leda and the guard wrestling on the floor, they saw two identical henchmen.
Jack sputtered as he stumbled back.
"G-Get them you idiots!" he screamed, scrambling out the door and slamming it shut behind him.
One of the two identical henchmen threw the other one against the wall before knocking him out with a powerful hook.
"I got her! This is one of them!" the guard yelled, throwing the unconscious figure to the ground and pointing his laser gun at him.
The other eleven guards swung their gazes to the lone exit when the closed door seemed to mysteriously burst open on its own.
"The other one must be after Mr. Hench! After her!" one of the guards yelled.
"I'll watch over this one! Protect Mr. Hench!" the henchman who was pointing his gun at the unconscious man ordered.
The other eleven nodded and quickly filed out the room after their fleeing boss.
For a moment, a thick silence filled the room.
"Where are you at? I can't see you," the lone guard called out innocently as he reached forward to clench his hands at the empty air in front of him, a perverted smile on his face.
Someone sighed out heavily.
"I really hate it when you change into men. You always turn into a total pig," the unseen person muttered. "And I swear to god that if you grope me again I'm going to kick you in the nuts. You and I both know you can see me....asshole."
The guard snickered just seconds before he too vanished from the seeing world.
"Can I grope you when I change back?" a voice whispered out as the door to the lone exit seemed to nudge open of its own accord.
"....Sometimes I wonder whether or not you were originally suppose to be male," the other voice grumbled, while the other one giggled.
With a tired sigh, Shego collapsed onto her large silk-covered bed. Dinner was an unexciting event for her and Kim. The moment Shego had put the large bowl of hamburger meat on the ground, the still nude redhead had become completely engrossed in her food.
"Finally, time for some much deserved rest," Shego mumbled, her eyes sliding closed.
Her eye twitched when she felt her bed dip down right before Kim started lapping away at the side of her face.
"Kimmie...," Shego groaned, weakly pushing Kim's face away.
The redhead whined and pushed past Shego's hand to nudge Shego's head with her nose.
Rolling her eyes in exasperation, the pale green-skinned woman rolled over and pulled the teen down into her arms, burying her face in Kim's freshly shampooed hair.
"Go to sleep," Shego mumbled, closing her eyes while securely holding onto the small girl.
Kim snuggled against the older woman's warm body, tucking her face into the crook of Shego's neck, before drifting off to sleep.
Neither of them noticed when a ghostly mist flowed out of Kim's nose and ears, before slithering into the nose and ears of Shego...
Shego wiggled her nose, sighing in contentment while curling her body around the petite girl's body, before settling down and drifting further into a deep sleep...
to be continued...
AN: I thought that I would announce to everyone that I live in Florida. I say this because...IT. IS. HHOOOOOTTTTT!!! DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING! lol, Review!
.........(Whisper)omake....
Ron: *looks around* Hey, Monique, have you seen Rufus?
Monique: *glances around her* Hmm, he was just here a minute ago. Have you seen him Hannah?
Hannah: *gurgles*
Monique: Awww, of course you haven't! *glomps*
Ron: *Searches the area* Rufus! Where are ya buddy!?
Monique: Are you sure you haven't seen Rufus baby girl?
Hannah:*gurgles*
Monique: Awww, you don't even know what I'm saying, do ya? *snuggles*
Ron:*sweeatdrop* Uh, Monique, you mind putting my sister down and help me out here?
Monique: Fine, fine. Lets go check the kitchen, maybe he went to get something to eat.
Monique:*Puts Hannah in play pin**follows Ron inside*
Hannah: ..........*smiles*
Hannah:*burbs loudly*
Hannah*gurgles*
.....end omake.....