Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: Here's the promised update. I thought I'd just let you guys know I'm very hungry right now....don't know why I wanted to say that, but there its is. Too bad I'm a lazy college student who refuses to keep the fridge stocked with food *sigh*. Read and review please.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
Kigolicious Days
"Leashing the Problem"
"Ok...so...yeah," Kim scratched her head in befuddlement. "So we're dealing with a spirit of some kind that can...uh...temporarily mutate...chromosomes?"
Wade shrugged and gave a brief nod.
"More specifically, the female X chromosomes and certain male chromosomes that are homozygous for a certain recessive trait," the boy genius explained.
Shego rolled her eyes from where she was leaning against the wall.
"You really expect us to believe that, nerdlinger?"
Kim cut her a warning look, which was promptly ignored as the former thief just examined her nails.
Kim and Shego had arrived at Wade's house where he and Ron were waiting for them. A short while ago, Wade had received a surprising call from Kim, who just yesterday had been reduced to a slobbering mongrel.
After a few minutes of Kim explaining her surprising recovery and both her and Shego's memory lapse (while leaving out the details of what happened that night), they had all finally gathered in Wade's room.
"But that doesn't explain why Shego and I have these holes in our memory," Kim pointed at from where she was sitting next to Ron on Wade's bed.
Her best friend and sidekick was currently sneaking glances at Shego, who was leaning against the wall across the room.
Since when did Shego start wearing white....?
The plasma wielding woman was dressed in a white long-sleeved turtleneck and black jeans. Seeing Shego dressed in anything but black and green was extremely rare, especially when she was dressing casually.
Still, it wasn't like the pale green skinned woman looked bad in white. In fact, it was because of how good the curvy woman looked in the fairly tight shirt that made it hard for him not to stare. He had to admit, the tight white cloth contrasted against her green skin, accentuating the curves on her chest and revealing the she was wearing a very thin bra...
"They're nice to look at, right?" a voice whispered in his ear.
Ron smirked and nodded without thinking.
"And I hope you remember who they belong to..."
Ron was confused for a second before turning ghost white. The blond slowly turned his head and smiled weakly at his best friend who smiled back at him. The scary thing was that he wasn't sure if it was a smile of amusement or a smile promising a future filled with pain. He could never tell when it came to Kim's possessiveness of her lover.
"Look, just tell us who or what we have to beat up so we can hit the road already," Shego requested as she continued to exam her nails boredly, unaware of the byplay happening on Wade's bed.
Wade leaned back in his computer chair as he gathered his thoughts.
"Well if we take into account the recent reports that are coming in about people displaying animal like behavior all over Upperton," Wade gestured towards his computer screen which showed a map of the city and where all the reports were coming in from. "I can only conclude that whatever was in the ruby was released by the laser and is now jumping from host to host through the city."
"Right," Shego sighed as she stepped away from the wall and rubbed her hands. "Guess it's ghost busting time."
Wade hummed in agreement and turned towards Ron and Kim. "Okay, so.....uh..."
Ron looked paler than usual as he stared intently anywhere but at Shego it seemed, and Kim had a friendly arm around his shoulders and was smiling at Wade attentively.
"Something wrong?" Kim asked confusedly when Wade regarded the two wearily.
"Uh, no." Wade cleared his throat. "Anyway, I reversed engineered the laser ray and should have a ray gun that can put whatever this thing is back into the ruby by this evening. So the three of you-"
Everyone glanced at Shego when her wrist communicator beeped loudly, signaling an incoming call.
Kim frowned when Shego just stared at it, refusing to answer it.
"Shego...."
The former thief glanced at the redhead, and shrugged when she saw the disapproving look on her face.
"Sorry, I have no desire to be yelled at today. And I'd rather handle this spirit thing than deal with Ms. Stick-up-my-ass-because-I-can't-get-laid," Shego said dismissively.
"Ms. who?"
Shego almost fell down when Betty's annoyed face appeared on Wade's screen.
"Hey, how did you do that!?" Wade cried out indignantly. His firewalls should have been powerful enough to block out even Global Justice.
Betty spared him a glance before glaring at Shego again, who was looking off to the side innocently.
"Shego's communicator can act as a relay for our satellite and can uplink to nearby computers. As commander, I can remotely control the function at will," Betty said evenly, though the tense set of her shoulders gave away that she wasn't pleased at the moment.
"Uh, hey Betty," Kim cut in from Wade's bed, smiling nervously at the G.J. commander. While she did think what Shego said was uncalled for, she had no desire to see her love get chewed out. "I suppose you heard about what's happening up in Upperton."
Dr. Director relaxed a little.
"Yes, we're aware of it. And since it seems it's not so serious that it requires our intervention, we'll leave it up to you," the one eyed woman informed.
Kim nodded in agreement while Shego frowned a little.
"Look Betty, I think I should-"
The one-eyed woman cut Shego off with a wave of her hand.
"You two can suck face some other time. You have a nice stack of reports waiting for you here, not to mention an assignment I want you to get started on," Dr. Director said pointedly.
The former thief's frown deepened a bit more.
"What do you mean by suck face?" the pale green skinned woman growled while crossing her arms
Betty just stared knowingly at her which just pissed Shego off more.
"Who do you think I am, some hormonal fifteen year old? I can work with Kim on this and not lose my shit, I do have something called self control Betty," Shego said irritably. "I can do those damn reports tomorrow. I'm staying and helping Kimmie out with this."
The one eyed woman rubbed her chin thoughtfully.
"Why is it that I get the feeling that handling the situation in Upperton isn't the only reason you're so reluctant to come to work," Betty said calmly, an small amused smile on her face.
Both Kim and Shego flushed, but for different reasons..
"Are you fucking stupid or something!? Do you honestly think I'm making excuses to stay with Kimmie so we can fuck all day!?" Shego yelled, pissed and tired of everybody at G.J. always assuming that she and Kim did nothing but go at it like rabbits.
Betty slowly raised an eyebrow and turned her gaze to stare at Kim, whose face was tomato red and was trying to avoid looking the authoritative woman in the eyes.
"Somehow I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of you had something like that in mind," Betty deadpanned, while Shego gave Kim a 'what the hell?' look and Kim just avoided staring at anybody, trying to get her face to stop blushing.
"And with that said: Shego, you have exactly fifteen minutes to get you're ass in here or else," Betty said curtly before cutting off her transmission.
Shego growled at the screen and just barely held herself back from blowing up the now blank screen. She hated when the older woman pulled that authority crap on her.
"Bitch," Shego scowled before stomping out of Wade's room, muttering insults under her breath.
The three other occupants winced when she slammed the bedroom door shut behind her, hearing her angry footsteps steadily disappear till the sound of the front door slamming shut signaled her departure.
After a moment of awkward silence, Kim cleared her throat and stood up.
"I'll deal with her later. For now, lets focus on getting this...thing..back into the ruby," Kim announced, a slightly irked look on her face. More from the fact that Shego didn't so much as throw her a goodbye before leaving.
"Right. I'll get to work on putting together a ray gun," Wade said as he rubbed his chin thoughtfully, glancing at his work bench where the ruby and the original laser gun sat. "For now, you and Ron should track down the current host that this thing is possessing and bring the person here."
Kim and Ron nodded.
"Uh, can we make a quick stop at my place Kim?" Ron asked sheepishly. "I left Rufus at home to watch over Hannah and I want to check up on them."
The redhead blinked and quirked her head.
"Rufus?" she said questioningly as the two crime fighters left Wade's room and headed for the front door.
Ron shrugged.
"Everybody else was busy, what else was I supposed...to....do..."
The two teens stood in front of Wade's house and gaped at the small burning crater that once was Wade's mailbox.
The blond gave his best friend a dry look who in turn sighed heavily and rubbed her temples.
"Like I said, I'll deal with her later," Kim muttered before the two continued on their way.
DNAmy glanced up from her lab table to blink at her newest associates while adjusting her glasses.
"Problem?" She asked confusedly, watching as the two platinum-haired beauties stared incredulously at her.
Diana and Leda glanced at each other before turning towards their newest employer.
"Yeah. Just to make sure I heard you right, what did you just ask us to do?" Diana asked while crossing her arms huffily.
The mad geneticist quirked her head.
"I asked you to break into Kim Possible's house and bring me her stash of Cuddle Buddies. According to the Cuddle Buddy website, among all active Cuddlers, Possible has managed to snag quite a few rare ones that I need for my collection," DNAmy said as if it was the most normal thing in the world to ask of a person.
Leda slapped a hand to her forehead.
"Great job D. You managed to pick the one super villain to work for who's as quacked out as Drakken," the burgundy-eyed girl muttered.
Diana glared at her briefly before turning back to the confused scientist.
"Look, I know this is our first day on the job and we need to make a good impression, but shouldn't we be trying to avoid gaining Kim's attention?" the blue eyed twin reasoned. "If you hadn't heard yet, Kim's been a bit...Shego-ish lately."
It was a well-noted fact among villains everywhere that Kim had become a bit more relentless when dealing with her foes. Not so much to the point where she was cruel and merciless. But it was well documented that the villains she turned in were more bruised up than normally, not to mention unconscious. There was also the odd report here and there that a villain had to be rushed to the hospital due to severe injuries. It was obvious who was being the bad influence on the teen hero.
And none were more aware of that than Diana and Leda, who not so long ago experienced the wrath of this Shego-esque Kim Possible.
DNAmy tapped her chin as she hummed thoughtfully.
"Now that you mention it, it would seem foolhardy to draw Possible's attention to me," the plump woman mumbled. "Especially now that Shego switched sides and everything..."
The leather-clad twins let out a silent breath of relief. The last thing they wanted was to have the teen hero's boot imprinted on their faces again.
"Oh, I know!" DNAmy exclaimed excitedly, causing the twins to stare at her wearily. "Why don't we rob a bunch of banks and bribe Shego to turn on Kim Possible? Everyone knows Shego would do just about anything for the right amount of money!"
Diana scratched her head contemplatively.
"That might work....with the right amount of money," she mumbled to herself.
Leda didn't look convinced in the least.
"That's a no go. Trust me, from what I can remember when I tried to trick her back at the Global Justice base, Shego's pretty serious about Ms. Perfect," the burgundy eyed girl said with a wince, remembering her brief encounter with the former thief. Had Diana not been there to restrain the pissed woman, Leda was positive she would have ended up as a pile of mush.
The three villains were quiet for a moment as they contemplated what to do.
"....How about you two just steal me a panda and a kangaroo from the zoo so I can create a real life Pandaroo?"
Diana and Leda gave the hopeful looking scientist a long, blank stare before sighing heavily and nodding in agreement.
"So, I'm guessing you're a boobs kinda guy?" Kim asked offhandedly as her and Ron stood atop a large business building in Upperton, both of them looking through binoculars trying to locate where the currently possessed host was.
According to the police chatter Wade picked up over the air waves, a person exhibiting dog-like behavior was spotted in the area.
Ron glanced at her out of the corner of his eye.
"What? Did you say something?" the blond mumbled as if distracted when in actuality he was silently cursing himself for letting his eye wander, especially when sitting right next to the redhead. He had been wondering when Kim would bring it up.
Kim felt her lips twitch but managed to hold in her smile. She really had no problem with catching her best friend checking Shego out, cause she couldn't really blame him. Her girlfriend was hot. Period.
Still, it was always fun to watch Ron squirm.
Kim blinked when she spied a familiar face through her binoculars.
"Hey Ron, check it out. It's Josh," Kim said in a surprised tone.
"Mankey?" Ron questioned as he swung his binoculars around to where Kim was looking. "Well, look at there. Haven't seen him since graduation."
Kim frowned.
"....Um, is he...?" Kim trailed off and sighed as she lowered her binoculars and pinched the bridge of her nose.
Ron sucked his teeth as he continued to observe Josh through his binoculars.
"Well, either Josh has taken a sudden interest in chasing at cars while barking like a dog or we've found who we were looking for," Ron muttered.
The two friends glanced at each other and nodded before quickly whipping out their grappling guns. Ron glanced at Kim and smirked.
"I wonder what Shego would think if she knew the person we were looking for was someone who used to make you drool just by saying hello," the blond commented teasingly remembering how the redhead used to go gaga over the teenage boy.
Kim acted as if she never heard him as she carefully aimed her grappling gun at a nearby traffic light.
"You know, the only reason I haven't ripped your nuts off and stuffed them down your throat for blatantly checking out my girlfriend right in front of me is because you're my best friend," Kim mumured casually as she turned to look at the blond, giving him a friendly smile. "Funny how you luck out all the time like that, huh?"
Kim smiled smugly as she fired off her grappling gun and swung down to the barking teenager below, leaving her stunned and horrified best friend behind.
Ron gulped and shakily aimed his grappling gun.
"Lucky...yeah....right," he muttered quietly as he fired the device and swung after the girl, silently wondering when Kim's sense of humor had become so...Shego-like.
"No."
Dr. Director's eye twitched from where she was sitting behind her desk, and Will had to suppress the amused smile that was threatening to break out from where he was leaned against the wall, next to the closed office door.
Shego sat slouched in a stiff chair in front of the one-eyed woman's large oak desk, arms crossed petulantly and foot tapping impatiently.
"What do you mean no? I didn't ask you if you wanted to or not. It was an order," Betty clarified evenly.
Shego frowned at her superior, her foot tapping increasing slightly.
"Look, I've explained this a hundred times. All of my old contacts already know that I'm working for you so it's pointless to try and ask them for information on this 'Project Intruder' thing," the former thief explained frustratedly.
Tapping her fingers together, Betty regarded her stubborn subordinate. She knew she could always remind the other woman who her superior was, however she had a feeling doing so wouldn't be productive in the long run.
What she needed was to get the former thief motivated.
"I'll make you a deal, Shego," Betty began steadily, holding in her smirk when Shego straightened up a little. A former criminal like Shego could smell a bribe coming at her a mile away.
"You do what you have to do to pry some information from any links you still have to the criminal world that fully explains what this Project Intruder is, and in return...," Betty paused for dramatic effect, eyeing Shego as she stilled completely, giving her full attention to the one-eyed woman. "In return, I'll make the proper calls to make you a full fledged Global Justice Special agent."
Will rose his brows up as he whistled lowly, glancing over at Shego.
Staring intensely at Dr. Director, Shego sat ramrod straight in her chair.
Currently, she was just a Global Justice agent. Your standard issue operative who followed the rules and procedures to capital T.
A Special Agent, on the other hand....
To give a simple job description of what a Special Agent does, one need only to use a simple game of chess as an example.
Normally, to win the game, one would need to cleverly maneuver pieces around the board till you captured the other player's king, all the while following the rules of the game. That would be analogous as to what a Global Justice operative did.
A Special Agent could also win the game in the same manner, if one chose to. Alternatively, the Special Agent could just pull out a gun, shoot other player in the head, and by default, win the game.
That was the essence of being a Special Agent. The ability to bypass all the rules and regulations if it meant getting the job done.
Of course, when a special agent is called in to play the chess game instead of a regular agent it would be under special circumstances, such as the fate of the world resting on the outcome of the game.
There were a few benefits that came with the job that made it one of the most coveted jobs in the organization.
There was the little fact that Special Agents were notorious for having extremely long vacation times, due to the fact that their services were rarely needed. Thus only a handful of Special Agents are employed at any one point in time.
Special Agents are also the benefactors of a generous salary, the exact amount varying depending on the number of missions one worked.
However, it was the last benefit that came with being a Special Agent that appealed greatly to Shego.
Special Agents weren't required to wear Global Justice Uniforms. Their attire was entirely left up to them.
Which meant....
A wicked grin spread across Shego's face as the thought of once again being allowed to wear her cat suit filled her mind. No more stiff uniforms and restricting assault gear.
Betty watched as Shego stood and straightened her uniform, before saluting respectfully, the grin still on her face.
"I'll have something for you by the end of the week, ma'am," she said confidently.
The pale green skinned woman then turned around and strode out of the office, already thinking of who she would need to track down and rough up to get what she wanted.
Will waited for the office door to shut before glancing at his superior.
"I'm assuming she's unaware of the fact that the top brass was already planning to make her a Special Agent once Kimberly joined the ranks," Will said with a hint of amusement in his voice.
He knew that the higher ups would bend over backwards to ensure that Kim Possible remained with Global Justice when she signed on since the young teen has already proved to be more capable than their most experienced Special Agents. That meant keeping her happy, and by virtue, that meant partnering her up with Shego.
Smirking to herself, Betty just leaned back into her chair and silently thanked the heavens that despite being incredibly sharp most of the time, Shego was dense as a brick when it came to the back room negotiations of Global Justice.
to be continued...
AN: Well, there it is. Also, I want to mention something to you all. I've gottena few messages telling me that some of my stories are missing words and entire sentences that were once there. Anyone know the reason for this? I would really, really appreciate it if you rerport such instances to me, and I'll do my best to fix it. Oh yeah...REVIEW!
Oh, almost forgot.....OMAKE!
Kim: Hey Ron, bet you can't guess the size of Shego's boobs.
Ron: *sighs* Kim, I already said I'm sorry. Can we just drop this already?
Kim: *playfully shoves Ron* Aw, stop being a spoiled sport, go ahead and guess!
Ron: Cut it out Kim! I don't wanna guess!
Kim: *pouts* If you don't guess, I'm going to do my puppy dog pout. And I don't think we need me taking such drastic measures, right?
Ron: Christ, you're acting like a three year old!
Kim: *puppy dog pout*
Ron:*cringes* Gah! Alright! I'll do it! Just stop doing that! *shivers*
Kim: *smiles happily* Go ahead! Guess!
Ron: *sighs* Well, lets see, I think her waist is around 27 inches, and her hips is about 36 inches or something, and I'm pretty sure she's a C cup, sooo I'm going to say Shego's bust is 36 inches.
Kim: .....
Ron: Well, how close was my guess?
Kim: ...You were spot on, those are her exact measurements. That was amazingly accurate...*narrows eyes*...too accurate...
Ron: *starts backing away* K-Kim...stop looking at me like that. It was just an educated guess, I-
Kim:*pulls gloves off*
Ron: *pales* I guessed! That's all! C-Calm down! Please!
Kim:*cracks knuckles*
Ron:*trembles in fear* Help! Somebody help!
Kim:*cocks fist back*
Ron: *pisses pants*
Kim:*relaxes**smiles* Jeeze, lighten up. I was only kidding. By the way, Shego is a size 38. *skips away*
Ron: *drops to knees and slams head into ground repeatedly*
!!!END OMAKE!!!