Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: I hate spring with a passion because of one thing: pollen. Pollen must have been created by the devil himself. My allergies have been wrecking me for weeks now, ugh. Anyways, enough of my bitching, here's the next chapter. A little on the short side, so I apologize for that. Read and review please!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
Kigolicious Days
"Following Trails and Such"
"So I thought this spirit thing only changed females," Kim grunted as she threw the tennis ball to the other end of Wade's backyard.
Barking happily, Josh Mankey ran after the flying object on all fours like the dog he thought he was.
Scratching his head confusedly, Wade spared the older girl a glance.
"Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe it has something to do with a specific gene that is shared between both sexes," he theorized, watching as Josh searched through some shrubs where the ball had landed.
After detaining Josh in the city, Kim and Ron had brought the infected young man back to Wade's house so the boy genius could evaluate him and maybe figure out the mystery behind what was causing all this trouble.
So after Ron left to take care of his baby sister, Kim took Josh out to the backyard to let the energetic teenager burn off some energy while she and Wade contemplated their next move.
"So far the only thing we are certain of is that everyone affected by this thing starts acting like a dog," the young teenager sighed as he rubbed his face tiredly.
"Uh, yeah...," Kim agreed hesitantly, because Wade's statement wasn't exactly true. Her cheeks flushed a bit as she recalled the hot night she had had with Shego when the former thief had been affected. Kim knew she should tell Wade that Shego hadn't reacted the way everybody else had, but what could she say? Shego had turned into a raving sex maniac while everybody else just turned into dogs?
It was embarrassing, but such a detail could provide much needed insight into what was going on.
Kim cleared her throat uncomfortably as she watched Josh trot back happily with the tennis ball in his mouth.
"Um, you know Wade, when Shego was under this spirit thing's influence, she didn't exactly, uh, display the same symptoms as everybody else," Kim began haltingly as tossed the tennis ball again, focusing her gaze on the retreating dog-like teenager instead of the curious gaze of her much younger friend.
Wade blinked at her before quirking an eyebrow. For a while he had been wondering about Shego being affected by the spirit. Neither she nor Kim had said much about it except for the fact that Shego couldn't remember what happened during that period.
"Oh? And what do you mean by that?" Wade asked curiously, his curiosity increasing when Kim's face steadily became redder and redder.
Kim cleared her throat again before pulling at the collar of her turtleneck.
"Well, you see..."
A few minutes later, Kim was awkwardly fiddling with a stray thread on her shirt while Wade furiously typed away at his computer, both faces still red from Kim's revelation.
Snoring away on Wade's bed was Josh, tuckered out from running around the backyard.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ronster has arrived!" Ron announced as he burst into the room, striking a pose.
Kim continued to awkwardly fiddle with her shirt and Wade didn't even pause in his typing.
Ron's happy face fell from the lack of reaction to his grand entrance.
"Geeze, what's up with you guys?" Ron huffed.
Wade turned around in his chair, and glanced at Kim.
"...I'm going to need Shego to come in, Kim," Wade said a bit uncomfortably. He was used to hearing bits and pieces about Kim's relationship with Shego, which was enough to get him to blush. But what Kim had told him was nosebleed worthy.
"Right, I'll do that now," Kim said a little too quickly and dashed out the room, not pausing in the slightest to acknowledge the latest arrival.
"What the heck?" Ron muttered, scratching his head as he watched Kim's retreating back. The sidekick turned to Wade and opened his mouth to ask a question.
"Don't," Wade cut him off as he turned back to his computer. "For both our sakes, just...don't."
Ron could only stare stupidly at the blushing boy's back as he typed away in a mind numbing fashion.
"Can you tell me why I'm doing this again?" Leda groaned as she stood in a large starch room with her twin sister, both of them facing a large metal door that an airplane could drive through.
"Because at some point we'll probably be facing Possible again, and we need to be prepared," Diana said matter-of-factly as she double-checked her black leather catsuit, making sure nothing was out of place.
The burgundy-eyed young woman groaned and slouched.
"And fighting DNAmy's giant freaks helps us how...?"
Diana rolled her eyes and glared at her plaintiff twin.
"Look, the major advantage that Kim and Shego have over us is experience. They've been fighting nonstop for years, so what we need to do is close that gap some," she explained for what felt like the hundredth time. "And our best bet is to add some firepower to the things you can shapeshift into."
Groaning again, Leda just slouched some more.
"But I just want to watch tv...," She said morosely.
Diana slapped a hand over her face before muttering something dark under her breath.
"Look, after we finish training we can do whatever you want, okay?" she offered tiredly. Her twin could be so insufferable sometimes.
Leda perked up and smiled at the identical woman.
"Deal."
Diana stared at her smiling face for a moment, regret already burning away at her. She had a feeling whatever it is Leda wanted to do had something to do with her serving drinks while wearing a skimpy french maid outfit.
"Whatever. Let's just do this," Diana sighed as she walked over to the wall and pressed a large red button.
The metal doors opened with a groan and the first of DNAmy's weird monsters came stumbling out.
"Oh joy, a giant monkey...fish...thing," Leda muttered at the creature as it garbled something and started to charge them.
"Stop your complaining and let's do this," Diana said as she grinned confidently before vanishing into thin air to safely observe and moderate her sister's fight.
Leda sighed as she began morphing into an identical version of the creature she was fighting.
"SHE WHAT!?" Shego roared as she slammed both of her palms down on the large wooden desk, almost snapping the sturdy structure in half.
The cowering man seated on the other side whimpered pathetically as he prayed to the heavens to save him from the fuming demon of a woman before him.
After agreeing to the deal with Betty, Shego decided to track down her old informants and twist some wrists, figuratively and literally.
And so far, the only thing she had gained was a migraine.
Apparently, after word had spread that the plasma-wielding woman was willingly sharing her bed with the infamous Kim Possible, all her informants had decided it was in their best interests to just disappear or take up another line of work that guaranteed they would never run into her again.
Like becoming a nun, as was the case with this particular informant she was trying to track down.
"L-like I said, a-after she heard about you and P-Possible she went off and became a nun," the mousy man squeaked, his skin pale with fear as Shego glowered down at him. The small, diminutive man had been just a small time crook, a henchman for Shego's informant the last time she saw him. Now he was a lawyer. So all in all, she guessed he was still a crook, but legally.
Shego gritted her teeth as she spun around and stomped out of his office, scaring the daylights out of his office staff when she literally kicked his door open, shaking the entire office and engulfing the room in silence as everybody stopped to stare at the steaming G.J. agent.
"What the fuck are you all looking at!?" the pissed woman snarled. At once everybody went back to work, nobody daring to even spare her a glance as she angrily strode out.
Shego muttered curses under her breath as she stepped out onto the sidewalk and headed for her car. Things weren't looking good for her, especially since this latest stop had been the last of her informants that she had once used as a criminal. Well, she could track down the nun...
Shego shook her head and cursed some more. She considered herself a hard-ass, but shaking down a nun was something she wouldn't even do as a villain.
As Shego approached her car, she started to slow down when it became apparent that someone was sitting on the hood of the vehicle.
"Kimmy?" Shego called out questioningly as she walked up to the redhead, who smiled and waved at her.
"What are you doing all the way up here in Vancouver?" Shego asked incredulously as she leaned forward to give the small girl a quick peck on the lips.
Before Kim could respond, the roaring sound of a jet passing overhead caught both their attentions.
Shego smirked when she caught sight of the large military aircraft.
"Your ride, I take it?" Shego said with a bit of amusement. Kim just shrugged.
"So what's up with the whole 'I'm going to eat someone's baby' look you had on a minute ago?" Kim asked.
Shego's easy smile instantly disappeared and was replaced with the scowl she was wearing earlier.
"Just trying to track down some people for a mission I'm doing for Ms. Cyclops. Let's just say I'm getting nowhere fast," she said irritatedly.
Kim hopped off the hood and gave her a cheery smile.
"Need some help?" the teen hero offered happily.
Shego cringed a bit.
"The smart answer is yes, but I'm afraid my ego would never forgive me. Sorry Princess."
Kim nodded understandingly. She knew the feeling. There was more than one occasion when her and Ron needed outside help to get the job done, and it always left her feeling disappointed in herself.
"Ah, I almost forgot. Wade needs to see you when you get a chance," Kim informed, a wide smile still on her face. She didn't know why or care. Just looking at the green skinned beauty made her want to smile.
"That's why you're here? You could have just called," Shego pointed out, staring at the teenager suspiciously. She was starting to suspect an ulterior motive..
Kim shrugged.
"I just felt like coming in person," she said happily, beaming at Shego.
Shego felt her nasty mood slide away as a grin crossed her face.
"So you're saying you crossed the country and probably cost the military a few thousand dollars just because you felt like seeing me in person?" Shego said with mock sarcasm.
Kim just shrugged again. And of course kept smiling.
Shego shook her head and checked her watch.
"I've got some time to spare. Want to get something to eat?"
Kim grinned before stepping up to her lover and lightly placed her hands on the older woman's curvy hips.
"Well, I was kinda hoping you'd reward me for my spontaneous act of affection..." Kim said lowly, staring into dark emerald eyes.
Shego rolled her eyes, though her grin didn't quite go away.
"I should have known you were only after sex, you little freak," Shego muttered. "How about you just-"
"I have no panties on."
Shego stopped what she was saying to blink down at the lecherous looking teen.
Lips quirking, Shego pulled Kim into a tighter embrace and leaned down to kiss the soft skin next to her ear.
"Well, like I said, I guess I can spare a few minutes," Shego murmured into her lover's ear, her hot breath making Kim shiver.
The redhead tightened her arms around the larger woman's waist, rubbing her nose against Shego's slim neck.
"Hotel?" Kim said softly, kissing the neck she had been nuzzling.
"Mmm, I have a room a few miles away from here," Shego said lowly as she nuzzled the smaller girl's red hair, taking in its familiar scent.
They both were startled when Kim's kimmunicator went off.
Sighing in disappointment, Kim stepped away from their embrace to take the call.
"What's the sitch?" Kim grumbled unhappily, staring down at the face of Wade on her device.
"A giant robot is stomping through San Francisco," Wade reported as if commenting on the weather before quirking his head slightly. "You alright Kim? You're looking a little sour there."
Kim's eye twitched as she plastered on a fake smile.
"No, no, nothing's wrong. Just feeling a little...frustrated is all. Ride?"
"FiveA minutes," Wade answered before cutting off the transmission.
Kim sighed and glanced at Shego apologetically. When the older woman opened her mouth to say something, Kim placed a finger on her lips.
"Sorry babe, duty calls," the teen hero said with some humor, finding the cliché scenario amusing. "Gotta go and do the hero thing."
"Oh? That's too bad," Shego mumbled. "And here I was just about to grab you and ravage you in the nearest bathroom before you go. Oh well. Have fun," the former thief said dismissively as she stalked away to her car, a devious smile on her face.
Kim gaped wordlessly at her, stretching out her hand as if she could stop the retreating woman with her mind alone. She watched helplessly as the Global Justice-issued car roared to life before screeching out into traffic.
"...Shit," Kim muttered, the missed opportunity hitting her quite hard. Sighing heavily, she took a seat on a nearby bench to wait for her ride. And also to apologize to her hormones for letting Shego slip so easily from her fingers.
to be continued...
AN: So once again, sorry for the short length. Now excuse me as I continue to loathe my life as my allergies systematically destroy me. Review!
aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd OMAKE!
Wade: *types furiously*
Ron: *peaks over shoulder*
Ron: Wade....why are you googling the word tribadism? *sweatdrop*
Wade: ....Research. *types furiously*
Ron: *more sweatdrops*....and the word cunninglus?
Wade:....Research. *types furiously"
Ron:*army of sweatdrops* ....ying yang, the cat's cradle? Wade, what the hell's going on!?
Wade:.... Look, I just need to clarify some terms that Kim used earlier. *types furiously*
Ron: That Kim....*blush* Um, what did Kim tell you...?
Wade: *stops typing* She told me what happened when Shego was infected by the spirit. You see, Kim woke up one night....
5 minutes later....
Monique: Hey guys, I brought over some lunch for...you...all....*stares* What the heck are you guys doing?
Ron/ Wade: ......Research *types fursiouly*
aaaannnnnnnnndddd END OMAKE!!! ....review