I LOVE FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS!1

Just thought I'd say that :)

TAKE IT AWAY GUY!

Guy: Right! The youthful Eri-chan does not own Naruto, nor do I, Guy! Now off to the story by the power of youth!

Eri-chan: Aw I love his monologue! ^_^ but like he said, READ IT OR I SICK SHUKAKU ON YOU! lol raccoon love.

"Rini! Are you coming or not?", the annoyed sound of Nathan's (Itachi's) voice lingered to my ear.

I shot back down to reality and smiled, "YEAH!", I screamed and followed him down the hall to the all powerful Room 83.

"RINI! OH MY LOLLIPOP FLAVORED CHICKEN! Tobi has misseded you all day.", Willy Wonka gently caressed my head into his chest. Which of course was super freaky, but acceptable.

"Aw, Tobster, I has missed you too my love.", I giggled and patted him on the shoulder. "Now, who's ready to go see Moanna?", I smiled from ear to ear when I saw a group of hands go up.

"But are you sure he'll want to see us, Rini?", Nana (Konan) frowned, "I mean, he doesn't know us, and meeting too many people at one time can be stressful to a little kid.", everyone, including me, WTF-ed at Nana, who giggled and blushed. Then she made up some excuse about Child Developement.

"I'm sure the little bra-,", I glared and pointed a spork at Barbie (Deidara), because no one calls my little monkey a brat. "I mean, the little boy won't mind it. After all, how bad could he be?"

I doubled over in laughter, and started bawling like Grandpa (Hidan) had earlier. "Oh, I let you all decide for yourselfs. Except Zetsu, Konan, and Pein. Konan and Pein, because he loves,loves piercings, and Zetsu. Because my son knows how to be polite.", I patted Zetsu on the hand like earlier.

"Well, if we're all ready, lets go! By the power of youth!", Captain-Toe-Fungus (Pein), shot a peace sign up to the heavens.

"Umm, dude you need to quit doing Guy's monolouge.", I sighed and walked out of the room towards the entrance door as the final bell rang.

"Oh, would any of you dorks mind lending me a ride?", I scratched my cheek and smiled. "I walked here today."

"Hmm, I guess me and 'Tachi could give you a lift, if you don't mind dry-humping.", Gill chuckled, until he saw my evil smile.

"Oh no, that won't bother me at all!", I laughed maniacally while pulling out a video camera.

Gill and Nathan both sweat dropped, but wiped it off, proceeding to guide me towards everyones cars. None of them were fancy, just normal cars. Except Nathan had a dark, sparkly blue fading into a pale, sparkly blue with Gills' paint job on a Hybrid. Captain-Toe-Fungus had a black with red clouds paint job on a Toyota mini-van. Nana had a Hello Kitty plaqued VW mini-van. Kakuzu and Grandpa hoped into a decked out with bling HM1 Hummer. Willy Wonka and HJ I guess couldn't afford car, because they hopped in with Nana. Barbie and Lord-with-a-stick-up-his-pooper, stepped inside a brown MR2 Spyder that had tons of birds, puppets, and other animal stickers splattered everywhere. I did the "eenie-meenie-minie-moe" thing in my head and chose to go with HJ, Willy Wonka and Nana.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~ (dun dun DUNNNNHAM!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me, Tobster, HJ, and Nana stepped out the mini-van still arguing and throwing candy at each other, then began picking candy off ourselves as we proceeded to walk to my house and be followed by the posse. Once I saw everyone was there and alive, I smiled evilly. 'Should I warn them?...Nah!', so I pulled out the key *que creepy repetetive back-ground voice singing "The keyEEE"*, and unlocked the door so everyone could get inside.

Before I welcomed myself home, I motioned for everyone to cover their ears. So when they all covered their ears, I started yelling like Tarzan. "HASHA! MOANNA! FREDDY'S BACK!", I smiled afterwards because I heard my mom scream, she hates Friday the 13th, and when I heard my little monkeys' feet pattering down the stairs.

"Mommy! Mommy! Freddy isn't back, that was mean.", the little chunky, blonde and brunette low-lighted 1 year old pouted.

"Aw, Mon, I'm sorry. But I did bring my friends from school. Do you want to meet them?", I smiled and laughed when he vigoriously nodded his head.

I opened my arms wide open and picked him up, then turned and presented him. "Guys, meet Moanna. Moanna meet,", I said their names when I pointed them, "Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Deidara, NOT BARBIE! Remember that. Konan, Pein, Tobi, Zetsu, Kisame, and Itachi.".

They all smiled and waved at Moanna, except Tobi, Deidara, and Konan that went nuts after him. They went all "awww" towards him, while the others shook his hand.

"Hey, wait, Rini, he's 1 year old right? How does he know how to talk, and fluent sentences already!", Nathan narrowed his eyes at me. I laughed again.

"Um, duh! Your baby can read, you dork! Best thing ever, my little monkey's a smart-ass, aren't you Mon, aren't you?", I cooed at him as I hugged him. It was a happy moment. Until I heard it.

"Well, aren't you gonna introduce me to my son?", that evil, syrupy voice smirked.

"Kaida! How the fuck did you get here!", I glared at him, then at everyone else. I didn't even stop to listen. I carried Moanna straight up the stairs, not caring who followed me, to his room.

"Moanna, I need you to lock the door, okay sweetie?", I smiled weakly and explained the man downstairs wanted to "hurt mommy". So he agreed and locked his door as soon as I exited. Then I went to Hashas' room, and informed her that 'he' was here. She frowned and told me to go downstairs to distract him, while she called the police.

When I was back downstairs, I was glaring again. "Now, someone explain to me. Why the hell is he here!", I screamed and grinded my teeth.

"Well..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To be continued.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OOOHHH ^_^ so what do anyone of you guys think so far? I really think I went too fast TT_TT FML!

Hidan: Fucking when's the fucking sex scene?

Meo: O.O don't you always fuck when you have sex? *confused look*

Kakuzu: Dumb asses.

Meo and Hidan: HEY!

Meo: Just because Hidan-chan didn't get his GED, doesn't mean he's a dumb ass!

Hidan: I'M SACRIFICING YOU TO JASHIN YOU DICK-WHIPPING, PIG FACED, SHIT BRAIN!

Meo: *Laughs and runs away* Until next time amigos et amigas!

OOh and the little * next to the keyEEE is, imagine the sing song voice from Flapjack saying it ^_^

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