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Itachi: Eri. . .
E: YOU CAN'T SAY MEH NAME!
Itachi: Sorry sorry. Sorry, okay, um, Author-sempai?
E: Yes Mr. Uchiha. . . hahahaaa!
Itachi: WHAT THE HELL?
E: I'm a pirate n_n ON TO THE DISCLAIMER OF KNOWLEDGE!
Itachi: *cough* Hn.
E: Wow dude. . . YOU SUCK!
Naruto: Here I shall do it. Eri-chan does no-*thomp* OW! What was that for?
E: You. I don't like you, because in my head, you steal Hinata's innocence.
*Eri-chan and Naruto begin fighting*
Itachi: As I said before Hn. Translated. Eri-chan does not own any of the lyrics, brands, or character/settings in her story. Naruto is not owned by her. But if it was then magically all men would somehow have a lovechild.
E:Haha, um, no, they wouldn't Itachi. You know why? BECAUSE THAT'S ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT! Now, ENJOY OUR SHOW!
"Well..."
"Well what?", I hissed at Grandpa, who was currently scratching the back of his head.
"No one really, ever, invites Kaida. He just follows, I guess. Un.", Barbie bowed his head and moved between me and Kaida, as well as everyone else.
"Hm. It's true. I do follow, but so do all the rest of you!", he glared at the blonde and tried to take a step toward me. But thankfully, the big ol' friendly, fish-man intercepted.
"Kaida. Don't. Rini doesn't want you near him, so just lay off and go home.", Gill growled and placed a hand on the pale blondes shoulder.
"What if I just want to spend some time with my son? Huh? Fishboy?", Kaida began turning red and clenched his jaw. "Also, what are you going to do about it?", he challenged.
"If you don't, Kaida. Then we all have no choice, but to let you off. No 'ifs, ands, or buts' about it.", Captain skin disease said cooly. I kept a small shiver to myself, because Captain Skin Disease, like this, was very scary.
"Fine, but let me say one last thing to Ms. Psycho. Gaynell hated you. Every little thing, just wanted you know.", he laughed and fled off my estate, for what I hope would be the last time.
It remained quiet for about a century, in which I was being restrained from chasing after that sly ass mink, and killing him. Until a small voice shouted, "Mommy? Can I come out now?".
Tobster giggled a little then looked at me with a sweet, kind smile. Then he grabbed HJ's and my hand, only to practically drag us up my stairs. While being dragged, I sent a pained expression at HJ, mentally asking him "Doesn't this hurt". He just sent a bored expression back and shook his head, then smiled when we reached the top of the stair-case.
"Yeah, sweetie you can come out.", I shouted, while rubbing my side that had been attacked by the stairs. Moanna came out, slowly, with a terrified look that could have melted the Grinch's heart. He saw that I was rubbing my sides and ran to me, then attacked me, crying and squeezing all the oxygen out of my system.
"Mommy! NO! Don't die!", he sobbed, as I rubbed his back, attempting comfort him. But being bound by my little monkey, then trying to lend a comforting arm is slim to impossible.
"Moanna, buddy, I think your mommy is fine.", Scarface chuckled, while everybody tried to pry Moanna off of me.
He backed up off of me, only to find that I was now rubbing all the sore spot created by him. "Oh. Sorry mommy. B..but I was s..so scared!", he ran up to me, yet again locking on to me, and began sobbing like he had lost an ice cream cone of gold.
"Honey, it's okay.", I patted his ribs a little, and was assisted by Gill and Nathan, who handed Moanna over to me. "Now, how about we all go eat some worms and eyeballs? Huh?", I blew a raspberry (me WTF! You don't even pronounce the "P" in it!) on his tummy, while walking down the stairs.
"Umm, we aren't actually having 'eyeballs and worms'? Are we Rini-chan?", Tobster turned green and looked at me, with a desperate look in his eye. Well, until Moanna patted his mask.
"No, silly weiner! It's spaghetti and meatballs. Mommy just does that to scared Hasha.", the little blondie-brunette smiled proudly. Everyone then stopped dead in their tracts and looked at me.
"Hasha? Really, Rini?", Wendy looked at me (Okay um Wendy is Sasori. Damn it if only he had pig tails!).
"Well it's not my fault! She is!", I mumbled, as we reached the kitchen. I took out 6 cans of Chef Boyar...Boyaur...the frickin' one guy who makes spaghetti-os and ravioli. 6 cans so everyone could have some. Once I finished up making around 13 bowls for everyone, yep including Hasha, Lord-Foot-Fungus spoke up, with sauce on his face, that Nana licked off.
"Hey! No kinky stuff in front of my monkey!", I screamed, covering my sons eyes. "Oh, sorry about that Rini. Konan, la~ter.", the orange haired guys sang into his gf's ear. "Anyways, we need to fill you in on some stuff, some of which you might have guessed. Others, you might not have."
Me and Moanna looked at each other, then back to the gang and nodded.
"Fire at will, Kevin Fed!", Moanna giggled.
OMG IT TOOK ME FOREVER!
Naruto: I hope you die this year.
Me: FUCK YOU! Rapist.
Minato: WHAT! My son? A RAPIST? I should have trained him better. *beats his son up*
Me: Hehehe it's just like...oops wrong show =]
Rini: Hey where's my gir...*muffled sound*
Me: No! You give away the surprise. No Millionaires t-shirt! Or YAOI NOR YURI! I know how much you love sex T.T
Rini: Aww, that I do =^_^=
Moanna: *sigh* well since Mommy and Author-lady are in a fight. I'll be sweet and command "REVIEW OR I'LL TAPE GUMMY BEAR SECKS!" Hidan! I did it!
Me and Rini: *glare at Hidan* HIDAN YOUR ASS IS DEAD!
Hidan: *cowers in fear* B...bye fuckers! That's it bitches!
~Mmkay, on a serious note though (NNOO) lol, I did get a little italized happy, because some jerk ruined my writing skizzle. Something about using less caps and blah blah blah. Whatever, whatever I do what I want. Anyways. Also, I really don't know how to spell the brands name and my family and I don't buy him anymore, we buy Great Value, which I'm highly addicted to now. Then, I didn't make Kaida a 'weasle' because, dude, that's Itachis' name. Plus we dissected minks in Anatomy II my partners and mine still had a furry tail on it. LMAO