E: Alas ye mates! I'm a frucking seniorrr!

Naruto: I still hope you die, damn oinkers.

Sakura+Ino: NARUTO! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Cast of story: Oooh someone has girl issues! *laughter*

Naruto: Frucking teenage, immature, whiplash burnages (basically incoherent mumbles)

COS: On to the story monkeys! Eri-chan doesn't own jack shiz!

"K. Fed? Why him?", Captain Fungus/ Pein whined. We all glanced down at his feet, then back at his face. In unison, we all mentally shifted a gear towards, "Are you serious?".

Captain Fungus coughed, then continued to speak. "Well, anyways, o~kay. So now you're are both, members of ...the...Akatsuki!", que ze crickets (me: AHHHH DIE MOTHER FUCKERS! *screams and dies from anxiety*).

Nana looked around, then wiped her lips daintly. Out of no-where, the sweet sugar-coated sound of sarcasm made babies giggle. "Yay! Go team Akatsuki, not team Twi-fuck!", she said, then went back to eating, as did everyone else.

"Haha, Konan, I know that you love Twi-fuck, *barf*. Oops.", Nathan looked at the grossness in front of him, feeling embarassed for himself, until I saw Moanna walk towards him. "It's okay Itachi, I make messes all the time too." My little monkey hugged his new friend, as we all caught a kawaii moment. Well, only a 50/50 kawaii, because Hasha appeared from the depths of hell from whence she came!

"Oh Rini, is that...that...ugh! Gone yet? Ah, I smell spaghetti and meat-spheres!", she grabbed her bowel and sat down next to Moanna, at our large island. She smiled at everyone, "Oh gosh, I forgot I'm Rini's mother. It's a pleasure to meet you all.", smiling as everyone introduced themselves.

"I'm Rini!", I glomped Hasha out of no-where, who somehow found it in her stone-of-a-heart to hug back.

"And I'm Captain Jack!", my monkey giggled, and then started the crazed singing of "Captain Jack".

Once everyone settled down, Captian Fungus began talking again, starting with the syrupy-good-gossip on relationships. "Well, if you haven't guessed, Konan and me-" "Konan and I.", the blue-nette corrected her man-slave. "Right, well we are in a relationship, no hints that it's sexual!", the magnet terminator shouted, mostly at the rest of his group than my family and I. "Also, Kisame and Itachi are dating, Sasori and Deidara are dating. If you couldn't tell, Zetsu and Tobi are in a very caring, loyal relationship.", he stopped, and took a sip of his OJ...OH CRAP!

"K. Fed! No! OJ will kill you!", I jumped over the island and magically flew away from him, after retrieving his juice.

"What the 'h' cholla?", Grandpa shouted, while I stared at him, hoping that OJ wouldn't arrive soon.

"A~nyways, Hidan and Kakuzu are in a three way relationship, with a girl named Hinata.", the fungus breeder coughed, while pulling out a picture of the 2 guys and a cute looking girl, all three dressed in pink summer dresses.

"Aww, well, why isn't Hina-chan here with us?", Hasha muttered, eating the rest of her pasta.

"Um, well.", Grandpa stared at Scarface, who quickly took the reins.

"Hinata has a very strict family, and she also has a lot of extracurricular activities. So she's not able to hang out as much.", he sighed sadly.

"Aw, Kakuzu, Hidan, we're sorry.", Moanna climbed over the island to them and attempted to hug them both. "Maybe, maybe, mommy can meet her tomorrow, then ask her if she wants to come see a concert!", he jumped down and started dancing, enjoying the fact he might make a new friend.

"What concert, when, and maybe. It just depends buddy-boy.", the white haired albino smiled.

*Ding Dong*

I stood up, mumbling "I'll get it.", walking to the door to open it up and reveal, OJ. It's safe to say, that due to my opera scream, no glass survived.

"Oh, my, gawd!", my she-demon mother screamed, and even if I wasn't in the kitchen, I felt her glare. "Who the hell drank some orange juice?".

From that day on, Captain Fungus only drank Dr. Pepper, a soda with 23 delicious flavors, no calories.

Author-sama: That's all so far. Oh, and it's been a while, so no one knows I don't drink Diet soda anymore. Asparatame was making me moody haha

Nana: So is Hinata coming in soon?

Author-sama: Of course *smiles*

Nana: Aww well rate and review please

*Serious note again. I, the writer/author, am actually terrified of the class crickets and grasshoppers are in. I hate them all with a frickin' passion.

For those of you who don't know Spanish =]

Cholla = (F) gangster