Signing Up Dazed & Concussed
It was a spectacular afternoon in Royal Woods High, Luna, Sam, Sully and Mazzy just finished their band practice in high school, as they head to their lockers, Sully noticed a flyer on a bulletin board,
"Hey girls, check this out.", the flyer reads
"Teen Rockers Contest: Eligible to ages 14-19. Saturday 8:00pm. Original and cover songs are necessary. Sign up sheets at Royal Woods Mall"
"Teen Rockers Contest? We gotta enter guys." Luna said,
"Well I don't know guys."Sam said slightly concerned,
"What is it Sam?" Mazzy asked,
"Well I'm not really into contests." Sam confessed,
"Come on Sam. We know we gotta get The Moon Goats out there." Luna said,
"Well okay fine, let's do it." Sam smiled,
"Yay!" the Moon Goats cheered and…
"The Moon Goats? More like Baa Moons." said a punk with a mean blue mullet laughing along with his 3 girls, one with a hot pink mohawk, one with red hot streak and one with black hair, eyeliner and a lip piercing almost goth like laughing along,
"And who are you supposed to be?" Luna asked looking annoyed,
"We're Jackal & Hyneas. Name's Jack, my girlfriend Heidi (the red hot streak one) and her BFFs, Edith (goth) and Natty (hot pink mohawk). Face it, you Baa Baa Blacksheeps don't even stand a chance against us. Besides, we already signed up. Baa Baa Babies." Jack taunts,
"Hey! Back off Jack!" Sully exclaimed as Mazzy broke her drumsticks in half in anger,
"Pfft. Whatever. We're gonna win the Teen Rockers Contest, because we are the best teen rockers in Royals Woods." Heidi taunted,
"Oh yeah? We're so gonna enter and we're gonna beat you Saturday night, Jack-O-Lantern and Banshees. Ha!" Sam taunted as the Moon Goats laughs in retort,
"Noice." Luna said as she and Sam fist bump,
"Oh hardy har har. Whatever." Edith said,
"You babies won't stand a chance anyways, we're reigning Teen Rockers Champions 4 consecutive times and we're gonna win our 5th and last championship." Natty said,
"Well we can try to break your winning streak with my drumsticks." Mazzy retorted, Jack and the girls were just laughing like they don't even care,
"Oh sure, whatever. Anyways, see ya's this Saturday night…LOSERS." Jack taunted forming a losers gesture by forming his fingers into an "L" to his forehead and laughs, the Moon Goats were fuming with rage,
"That JERK!" Luna exclaimed as she bangs a locker with her fist,
"Hey! Stop banging the lockers and get to class!" a hall monitor scolded,
"Sorry. We're on our way now." Luna embarrassingly smiled and they left for their last class of the day.
Later
Luna returned home from school, Lincoln was about to greet her home, but she was in a foul mood as she storms off to her bed, hides her face against her pillow and…
"That lousy son of a…" muffled up, Luna cusses up a storm, it's a G rated story so those bad words will not be said in this story,
"Okay I'll bite. What's wrong Luna? Something steam you up like an engine? Hahaha!" Luan starts cracking up a joke, but Luna wasn't laughing, she just glared,
"But seriously, what's troubling you?"
"Oh it's that Jack of Jackal & Hyenas, they were poking fun at us that they think just because they're 4 time Teen Rockers champions that they can call us 'losers'." Luna answered in both sadness and anger,
"Teen Rockers?" Mr. Coconuts asked,
"Teen Rockers is a rock contest event where teen rock bands jams out and those teen rockers ages of 14-19 are eligible. Original and cover songs are accepted. Is that right?" Luan asked,
"Yeah, that's about right." Luna said,
"Well those jerks are nothing toots, you can win this, because the Moon Goats are the best teen rocker bands in Royal Woods and that's coming from me." Mr. Coconuts said,
"Aww thanks Mr. C." Luna squealed as she squeezed Mr. Coconuts,
"You're grateful, but please be careful, I'm fragile." Mr. Coconuts said,
3 Hours Later
Chunk picks Luna up and the Moon Goats to the mall to sign up for the contest, then they finally reached to the mall as they got out of Chunks van,
"Thanks Chunk, be right back. Come on guys." Luna said as they headed inside the mall,
"No hurries love, I got me tunes to jam out while I wait." Chunk said, so he tunes on the radio and found…
Beat It
Beat It
Michael Jackson was playing,
"Michael Jackson!? Alright!" Chunk cheered and rocks on, the Moon Goats rushed to find the sign up sheet,
"Keep you eyes peeled dudes." Luna said, then…
"There it is!" Sully exclaimed as he spotted 2 people in booth that says "Teen Rockers Contest Sign Up Sheet",
"Hurry!" Sam exclaimed and they rushed over there,
"We're…'gasp' here to…'gasp'…" the Moon Goats were just out of breath,
"You're here for the Teen Rockers Contest?" a woman in red dye ponytail asked,
"Yes…whew…" Sam answered trying to gain her breath,
"Okay, each of yous sign your names, band name and instruments you're playing and you're fully registered." said a guy with a long mullet, they signed up and it was done,
"Okay, very good. And one more thing." the woman said,
"Yes?" the Moon Goats responded,
"If either one of you, more of you or you all didn't show up for the contest. You'll be disqualified. Understand?"
"'gulp' Perfectly…" Luna answered nervously,
"Good. See yous Saturday night." the woman smiled,
"Thank you." Mazzy said, not far behind them, Jackal & Hyenas just got smoothies and then they just spotted the Moon Goats just 100 yards in front of them,
"What the…" Jack exclaimed,
"Oh look, it's the Baa Baa Moon Sheeps." Heidi said,
"So they just registered for the contest eh?"Jack said,
"They won't stand a chance against us Saturday night." Edith said,
"Oh they won't be, because I got a plan in mind for our advantage." Jack said with a sinister smile,
"What plan did you have in mind baby?" Heidi asked, then Jack began to overhear a little of the Moon Goats conversation,
"Wanna sleep over at my house tomorrow night?" Sam asked,
"Well I'm in." Sully answered,
"I'm sure my mother won't mind." Mazzy said,
"I'll take this over with my rants first, but I'll definitely go." Luna said,
"Thanks guys." Sam said as they giggled, after finishing up his eavesdropping, Jack chuckled,
"What would happen if one of them didn't show up for the contest?" the Hyenas gasped,
"You don't mean?" Natty asked,
"Oh yes. We're gonna gang up on one of them, so they'll be automatically disqualified for the contest for having one band member short." Jack explained,
"Now, I have a plan to gain our advantage, so we'll find one of them in random tomorrow and then we will…" Jack explained,
The Next Night
"So is it okay if I stay over at Sam's?" Luna asked,
"Sure." Rita answered,
"Yeah have fun tonight Lunes. We understand you guys have ideas for the contest tomorrow night." Lynn Sr. said,
"Thanks. Bye." Luna smiled and left home heading off to Sam's house, along the way, she thought of ideas of which songs to play for the contest, until she didn't notice that she was being followed by Jackal & Hyenas,
"Hey. It's that Loud kids." Natty noticed,
"Let's get her." Jack said, then Luna heard the car doors being opened and slammed shut, she turns around and found the Hyenas charging at her and grabs her from behind,
"Hey! What the…HELP!" Luna struggles as she cried for help until…
BONK
Jack bashed her in the head by the butt end of his hockey stick, Luna collapsed on the sidewalk leaving her unconscious,
"Okay, let's put her in the trunk." Jack said, Heidi and Natty carried Luna as Edith opens the trunk and they stuffed her in there,
"Come on come on come on." Jack hurries as they quickly got in the car and drove off in haste. After about an hour, they found a spot to dump Luna which is a brick bridge with a river underneath and beside the river is the coniferous forest, so they opened the trunk, takes Luna out, carried her down to the bridge and threw her under there just a few feet from edge of the river where nobody else can see her unconscious body and they got back to the car and drove off on their way back to Royal Woods leaving unconscious Luna alone,
"Ha! Now the Moon Goats will never win without her." Jack laughed,
"The Teen Rockers Contest is in the bag." Edith said,
Meanwhile
Sam, Mazzy and Sully were having a fun sleepover in Sam's basement, unfortunately Sam was worried that Luna should've arrive by now,
"Hey Sam. Why so glum?" Mazzy asked,
"Luna should've been her by now, but she's a little late or worse. I'm gonna text her right now." Sam answered, she texted,
Hey Lunes,
We're in my basement still waiting for ya. Sorry if I'm just a little worried. If your parents say "no", then please let me know okay. Love you.
-Sam
"Hey don'y worry Sam. She's coming, she's on her way by now." Sully assured,
"Thanks." Sam slowly smiled,
3:38am
Luna was unconscious for several hours, now she gained little movement, slowly gaining consciousness, as she slowly woke up she was just dazed and as she slowly tries to get up, she was wobbling losing her balance and her head aches throbbing with a nasty bump,
"Uh…ow…my head…" she groaned in pain, then she looks around, it was dark, all she saw was a river under a bridge above her and there was a forest in front of her just 30 yards from her,
"Where the heck am I?…" then she felt something by her boot, it was her phone, she looked at time on the screen of the phone that lit up saying 3:40am and she stuffed her phone in her pocket and asked once more,
""How did I get here?…And…who am I?…Ow."
End of Chapter