Me: *uses author powers to teleport Aphmau, Aaron, Zane, KC, Ein, Pierce, Kim, and Noi into room*
Me: Hi, I'm TamSongFanGirl!
Zane: That's your actual name?
Me: Well no but I'm not telling you my real name.
KC: Why not?
Me: We're in a story and I'm not revealing my name to everyone.
*fourth wall breaks*
Me: Wow, already? I wonder if that's happened this fast before?
Aaron: Can you just tell us why we're here?
Me: Ah right. You guys can call me Tam Fan.
Aphmau: Who's Tam?
Me: He's an amazing character from Keeper of the Lost Cities, an awesome story by Shannon Messenger. But that's not the point. You guys are here to react to ships from the Aphmau fandom!
Aphmau: The what?
Me: The Aphmau fandom. Technically, the world ships you guys with each other.
Ein: What's shipping?
Me and KC: YOU DON'T KNOW SHIPPING?!
*KC and me bring out the Book of Shipping by A Very Obsessed Fangirl*
Me: *Explains shipping*
Everyone: Ohh.
Me: So, first ship. Aarmau!
KC: YES! OTP!
Aphmau: YES! Um… I mean
Aaron: Yeah. Aph and I would be good together.
Me: EEEE! MY SHIP!
Aphmau! *faints*
Me: Oops. Let me wake her. *uses author powers to wake Aphmau*
Noi: I guess. I mean they've liked each other for a long time so if they get together I would be happy for them. Doesn't really matter to me though.
Me: Of course it doesn't, you wittle cinnamon roll.
Noi: What?
Me: Nothing. Ein, what do you think?
Ein: I hate it. Aphmau would be much better shipped with me!
Pierce: Yeah, I'm with Ein.
Me: Ein, be quiet! Aarmau is canon and too bad for you, Einmau has sunk multiple times.
Kim: Canon?
Me: Oh here, *snaps* now you know what happens to you guys in the other universes!
Aphmau: AARON PROPOSED TO ME?!
Ein: I'M A EVIL WEREWOLF?!
Pierce and Noi: I'M A DAEMOS?!
Me: Yeah.
Zane: I don't know if I can do this.
Me: Well, I guess you guys did react to the ship so you're fine. You can leave but you're gonna come back next time to react to more ships. Bye!
So that was the first chapter! I hope you enjoyed it! This story was inspired by A Very Obsessed Fangirls, KotLC Reacts to Ships story. She also wrote the Book of Shipping. Go check her out! Discliamer: I do not own the characters. Credit goes to the amazing Jessica Bravura! Please review and leave me ships and ideas. I can bring in more characters too. BYE!