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Chapter 3: The Book
"Wait….What?" said the shocked Blue jay
"Yeah. We're going to go to Skips' place to get something!" said the mischievous raccoon.
"Okay cool. I'll just knock on the door and ask him for whatever we're getting?" said the clueless bird
"No, dude. We are not going to be knocking on the door and just get what we want." replied the brown mammal.
"Dude, What are we getting exactly?" said Mordecai
"Were getting a book, Muscleman said the book is hidden in one of the shelves and Skips isn't going to give it to us." Rigby retorted
"What kind of book is it?" asked the 6 foot tall blue jay
"It's a spell book." replied the raccoon.
"A spell book?"
"Yes, a spell book."
"Are you serious?' asked the blue jay.
"Yes I am. And muscle man said there is a spell in there that will help us get our work done!" exclaimed the small furry animal.
"Ugh! Dude we're putting our lives in danger! You know Skips will KILL us when he finds his book missing!" said the scared bird.
"Well don't worry about it! I'm a raccoon, I'm good at sneaking and stealing things! It's in my genes!" said the confident animal.
"That doesn't mean a thing!" the blue jay retorted
"Well you don't understand! I'm the only one who's brave enough to, you would feel the regret every second!" yelled the raccoon
"You're right." replied the Blue jay cowardly
"So are you in or not? Do you want to see Margaret or not?" Rigby protested
"Ugh. You had to use Margaret against me didn't you?….I'm in." Mordecai said sadly and with courage hidden.
"Yes. We have to do this. We have to. This book could be really useful."
"So what's the plan?" Asked the 6 foot bird.
"Well, we are going to enter through the vents and boom! Were in the house!" said the idealistic raccoon.
"No dude. We did that at the karaoke bar and that did not work out!" Said the blue jay raising his voice.
"Fine, we'll go through the window okay? Its a lot safer and easier!" screamed Rigby throwing his arms in the air.
"Hm. Hm. Good enough. Now lets put this plan in motion!" said the blue jay
Rigby stood there in awe and shocked hearing Mordecai have such motivation to steal. Rigby knew he would do anything for Margaret and anything to see her. He thought to himself "Maybe I should use Margaret more often!". He snickered and ran towards Skip's house having Mordecai following him. When they approached the house they saw all the lights out and a note hanging on the door reading "Not home, Call me if you need me. -Skips" The two looked at each other and smiled thinking it couldn't get any easier. Rigby pointed to the window, looked in and saw no one was there. He laughed and said "Hey dude! Give me a boost!" Mordecai responded by kneeling down and letting Rigby stand on his knee.
When Rigby's feet hit the floor he gave the tall blue jay a signal to come in. Mordecai had a hard time getting through the window because of his legs and he simply tumbled down.
"Dude, this place is empty! All there is, is a bench press, a bed and a rug!" said the raccoon
"I know! There's no shelf in here! Dude, I think Muscleman set us up." replied the blue jay
"Dude keep your voice down! We'll get caught!" whispered the upset raccoon.
"Get caught doing what? Standing here?" retorted the moody bird
"Just be quiet it has to be here somewhere!" said the confident mammal
"Whatever dude."
"I'll look around for it and you can help me…right?" Rigby said
"Sure, I'm going to look by the bench press." Mordecai replied
They both went in separate directions trying to find a book shelf or the book its self. Mordecai wasn't into this, he was regretting barging into Skips' house and stealing. He knew Rigby was right, he was feeling the regret every second of this, the only son he hasn't left yet was because he knew this book could help him get out of work and it could help him see Margaret. Mordecai sat on the bench press watching Rigby look high and low for a book…."Poor Rigby he's clueless on what to find!" Mordecai thought to himself.
"Hey dude…I'm tired and bored. This plan was the biggest fail ever!" yelled Mordecai
"I know….Do you want to mess with Skips' weights?" Asked the raccoon
"Pffft yeah I guess! Only if you can lift that 20 pound weight over there!"
"No biggie! Watch this!" Rigby ran to the other side of the room and kneeled to the weight.
"Come on dude! I'm waiting!"
"Just hold on!" yelled the weak raccoon.
Rigby put two hands on the weight and lifted it one foot off the ground. He was about to lift it higher until the walls began to shake.
"M-Mordecai!" yelled the raccoon
"What did you do?" yelled the bird
"I just lifted the weight like YOU told me to!" Rigby responded quickly.
The walls began to start turning and Mordecai looked at the corner of his eye to see bookshelves and plants on the walls. "Dude, you actually did something right for once!" said the excited bird.
"Yeah for onc- What?" exclaimed the mammal
"Haaa got you dude!" said the joking blue jay
"STOP TALKING! Come on let's look for this witch book!" said the mad 4'11 mammal
"Spell book." replied Mordecai searching the shelves.
"Whatever. I already found it."
"Really? Where was it?" asked the 6 foot bird
"Next to this shrunken head! Look!"
Mordecai looked at the shrunken head in Rigby's hand and simply gagged. He was tired of Rigby messing around and finding gross things. "Why would Skips have a shrunken head in here? Who's is it any way?" he thought to himself before he was interrupted with a noise.
"Aw dude Skips is back!" said Rigby in his whiney voice.
Mordecai snapped out of his thought and grabbed the book from Rigby, lifted the weight ,grabbed Rigby and ran towards the window. He looked out the window and saw Skips unloading herbs out of his car. "Crap! Skips is right outside! But I have a plan!" Mordecai whispered to Rigby.
"Oh yeah? Will your plan ACTUALLY work?" the sarcastic raccoon asked.
"Yeah but just go with it dude." retorted the blue jay
"What will I have to do?" asked the raccoon.
Mordecai smiled and threw Rigby out the window towards the nearest tree and signaled him to talk to Skips. Rigby ran to Skips as if something was wrong.
"Skips! I need your help!" begged the raccoon
"What is it? I'm kinda in the middle of something." replied the raspy voice
"uhhhhhh…..I hurt my tail!" said the raccoon holding his now limp tail.
"I've seen this before. Come here." replied the bored yeti
Rigby walked towards a crate to sit down and gave Mordecai a signal to leave. Mordecai stood up quietly holding the book to his chest. He stuck one leg out of the window and tried his best to dodge the top of the window, when he was trying to get his other leg out he couldn't. In anger he looked down to see his leg had cramped up and was completely lifeless. His teeth clenched at the pain and he thought to himself with embarrassment "I might as well get caught, I'm in a lot of pain and I will never get out of this window! I'm sorry I couldn't go to the concert Margaret, I'm stuck in a window and I have a lot of work to do.". Then, like a miracle his leg began to push him out of the window to the point where he almost fell. He looked at the ground and jumped softly out the window and ran towards the house signaling Rigby that he was okay.
"Where does your tail hurt the most?" asked the yeti
"Uh…. on the upper section of the middle." replied the nervous raccoon
"Right here?" said Skips pointing to an area near his stripe on his tail.
"Yeah. Right there."
"Are you sure?" asked the unofficial doctor
"Yep!" Rigby replied quickly
"Okay hold on, this may hurt." the yeti warned his patient.
"What?" said the confused raccoon.
In a blink of an eye Skips put his hand on Rigby's tail and popped it in one quick movement.
"OWWW!" screamed the mammal in pain
"Feel better?" asked the raspy voice
"No….actually…..I do. Thanks!" Rigby admitted.
"Good, now let me get back to what I was doing and go home." retorted the yeti
Rigby rolled his eyes and ran on all fours trying to find Mordecai walking around. He ran past the fountain and saw a tall figure reading a book. Mordecai.
"Hey! Mordecai! What did you find!" asked Rigby out of breath.
"A lot of stuff dude! Look!" said Mordecai kneeling down to show him a page.
"Aw cool there's a muscle spell?" asked the excited raccoon.
"Yeah! But look dude, I think I need this one!" Said Mordecai pointing to a picture.
"Irresistible Spell, have the one you wish fall in love with you" Rigby read.
"Yep!" responded the proud bird
"Aw come on! Are you serious! You know that wont work…..just like your Dude Time attempt!" Rigby complained
"Shut up! But look, we need this one." Mordecai mumbled pointing to a picture on the page.
"Clone Spell" said the two in sync.
Well I hoped you liked this chapter! Sorry it's so boring and Sorry I haven't updated….I've been stuck. Haha! Y'all know what to do! (Review and Comment….Pleasssseeee!) Peace! 3 Mordeshawn