Cloned Chapter 4, a regular show fanfic

Chapter 4: The Cloning

"Clone Spell" said the two in sync.

Mordecai held the book in his feathery fingers and began reading the little labels about the spell.

"Dude, what does it say?" asked the curious raccoon

"Whoa! Dude! It says the clones will be tireless, stronger and have better stamina then us!" exclaimed the blue jay

"No way! That's exactly what we need! But wait….are you making that up?" asked the raccoon

"No! why would I do that? Here read it for yourself!"

Rigby stood up on the fountain ledge and looked down onto the book reading 'Clone Spell, front de votre clones forte, infatigable, et leur endurance seront mieux…' "Ah dude how am I supposed to read this? It's in Spanish!" the raccoon whined.

"It's French dude! I can read it perfectly fine!" said the 6 foot avian with pride.

"Since when do you speak and read French?"

"Since Freshman year of high school! You were in the same class as me, don't you remember?" said the bird

Rigby stood there and thought to himself and had a flashback. Rigby was the same height and Mordecai was at least 6 inches shorter. Mordecai was sitting there taking notes on everything the teacher was saying while Rigby was sleeping. He woke up seeing Mordecai walking to the front of the class with a paper in his hand and he heard the sound of his throat clearing up. Mordecai was nervous even though he had a lot experience in public speaking. Rigby looked to see Mordecai's left hand was made into a fist and his right hand, holding the paper was shaking. Even watching Mordecai made Rigby nervous.

"Uh…..Bonjour! Mon nom est Mordecai Quintel, Mon meilleur ami est Rigby Salyers….." the shaky little blue jay said. Rigby was holding in a laugh throughout the whole paper. When he couldn't take it anymore he laughed loudly and Mordecai stopped reading and gave him a dirty look. "hahaha! Dude why do you have to have a stupid accent while reading? It's HILARIOUS!" said the laughing raccoon. Mordecai's face grew redder and redder as the whole class began to join in with Rigby.

"Hello? Dude? Rigby!" Mordecai yelled.

"….Huh? What?" Rigby replied as he was getting out of his flashback.

"Dude, we have to get back to the house quick!" retorted the bird.

"Aw what? Why?" asked the raccoon

"To do the spell, duh! Hurry up!" said the running blue jay

The two ran from the fountain and made their way back to the house. When they walked in Pop's was trying to watch TV on the couch.

"Oh! Mordecai and Rigby! Hello! I'm having a bad show trying to watch the Tele!" said the lolli man

"Hey Pops! You need the remote first." said the blue jay

"A what? Where is it?"

"I don't know, Rigby had it last!" said the avian scolding the mammal.

"Uhhhh it's right here." Rigby said as he began pulling the remote out of his fur.

"Here you go."

"Aw! Good show! Jolly good show!" said the lolli man with excitement.

"Dude why was it in your fur?" asked the tall bird

"I guess it got stuck while we were playing Dig Champs."

"Dude, you are so weird." replied the bird

"STOP TALKING!" Rigby yelled.

"Shut up dude! We need to keep a low profile! Okay?"

"We need to keep a low profile…..meh meh meh meh meh" Rigby mimicked while grabbing the book from Mordecai's arms. "Okay so what we need is water, dirt, candles and our DNA….and-" said the raccoon until he was interrupted.

"No way man! I'm not doing this anymore! I have a bad feeling about this!" said the blue jay throwing up his arms.

"Aw what? Come on man! Do you want to see Margaret or not?"

"Don't use her against me! I'd rather do all the work than get into some voodoo mess" retorted the blue jay

"Fine! I'll go to the concert With Margaret tomorrow night while you spend the rest of your life working!" said the raccoon turning away. Mordecai knew he couldn't work alone and not go to a concert with Margaret. "I could make a move! But seriously I don't want to be stuck in a voodoo mess!" Mordecai thought to himself.

"So are you in or not?" asked the impatient raccoon.

"Uh, yeah I guess. But if ANYthing goes wrong it's your fault!" the bluebird retorted.

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. When is it not my fault?" the raccoon asked again

"True."

"STOP TALKING!" Rigby yelled on the top of his lungs.

The two made it up to their room safe and sound with all the materials they needed; A glass of water, dirt, a pot and three candles in a circle. The last thing they needed was….their DNA.

"Okay dude. We're ready!" exclaimed the brown mammal.

"Okay! What e-else do we need?" asked the nervous blue jay.

"Our DNA!"

"Aw what! You mean like….blood?" retorted the now pale blue jay

"Well yeah! How else are we going to get DNA?"

"No way man! I'm not going to cut myself or give my blood to this hocus pocus!"

"Well do you have a better way?" said the raccoon with his arms crossed.

"Hmmmmm…Oh! I got it! We'll just do what that wizard did to you during Halloween! Our hair has DNA in it! Or in my case, feathers." said the intelligent bird

"Ah! Don't remind me of that day! You know it gives me the creeps! But yeah I think you are right." yelled the half scared raccoon.

"You think I'm right? I am right. Okay you first!"

"Wait what?" the raccoon asked

Just a split second after he said those two words, Mordecai stretched out his arm, grabbed Rigby's fur, pulled it out and put it in the middle of the circle into the pot. The fur fell in pot gracefully one hair at a time

"Ow! You could've warned me!" Yelled the mad raccoon.

"I did! You should've seen your face!" Mordecai chirped

"Hm. Hm. Well I wouldn't be saying that if I were you!" said the smirking raccoon.

"What?" questioned the bird

Being the sneaky raccoon Rigby is, he ran behind Mordecai and pulled out one of his precious tail feathers. Rigby laughed to himself and quickly threw it in the pot.

"Ow! Dude! What the H! That hurt!" Mordecai yelled while holding his tail feathers

Rigby just laughed and rolled on the floor pointing to his tail.

"Ah man! You had to pull out the middle one didn't you? Why couldn't it be on the end? Great! How am I supposed to go to the concert and see Margaret like this?" asked the sad blue jay face palming himself.

"I'm sorry dude! Well how do you think I'm supposed to go to the concert with a bald spot on my arm? Besides, it'll be worth it dude just chill!" replied the raccoon.

Mordecai threw his arms and head back and sighed. "Ughhhhh! I cant believe you! Lets just get this witch thing over with!"

"Okay okay. Just light the candles!" said the raccoon opening the spell book and flipping through pages.

"Here we go!" said the raccoon clearing his throat. "Clonis, Clonus, Make us two, Make us be a part of you!" Rigby yelled.

Then the room began to shake and the candles went out. Mordecai held on to his bed and Rigby ran out of the room. "RIGBY!" yelled Mordecai. "Hold on! I forgot something!" replied the running raccoon. "Crap! Crap! Crap!" Mordecai thought to himself as he hung on to the bed. "Hurry up!" Mordecai yelled as the pot began to turn purple. Rigby ran in with a bottle in his mouth and ran towards the pot. "Dude! What is that?" asked the bird. "It's cologne! I want out clones to smell good at least!" Rigby retorted. He threw it in the pot and the pot began to smoke and change color from purple to blue. The pot shook more and more and finally it was floating in the air. Mordecai and Rigby didn't know what to do but to only stare speechless. The pot lowered itself from the air and rested itself on the ground still. The lights came back on and Mordecai and Rigby stood up and walked towards it. "Aw what! That was it! Dude I thought it would work!" Rigby yelled. "Hm. Hm. You thought!" said the bird. "This sucks!" Rigby yelled. He kicked the pot and it began to shake again. In a matter of seconds it exploded causing all the lights to black out again and the two fell on the ground landing on their backs. Neither of them could see what was happening Mordecai tried to sit up but he was blinded by a bright light.

"Dude what is that?" asked the raccoon on the floor.

"I don't know! What did you do!" screamed the bird.

"I just kicked it!" Rigby yelled.

Then the light was blocked by two figures standing there. One was 6'3 while the other figure was 3'½ . Mordecai and Rigby stood up, looked at each other, then the figures and said "Clones!" The two figures walked towards the two best friends and stood there staring in the dark. "This is cool dude! Good idea! Huh? Let's take a look at them!" said an excited raccoon

"Hm. Hm. Indeed. Turn on the lights, or a candle! Here's the matches." Mordecai replied

Rigby ran on all fours towards the door to turn on the lights. He flipped the switch and heard a big gasp from Mordecai and he looked at his cloned, he gasped louder than Mordecai.

CLIFFHANGER! What happened? Is it major? Lol! Hey dudes, sorry I haven't been writing, I've been pretty busy and I've had writers block! Thanks for Reading and Reviewing! P.L.U.R! -Mordeshawn