Disclaimer: I do not own the characters! (wish I did) But JG Quintel owns them all. The only thing I own is the clones and the plotline. Now that we got that settled, lets get started.J
Chapter 5: "What The H Dude?"
Rigby gasped as he turned the lights on and he looked at Mordecai with confusion. "Mordecai, what the H is this?" the raccoon asked. "I was going to ask you the same thing dude!" The two looked at each other then they looked at the clones. Mordecai's clone stepped forward and said "Um, Master? I mean um masters? Hi, I'm Mordecia." "And I'm Rig-bie" said the raccoon clone. The two best friends looked at each other and said "Whoa."
"Wait, Your name is Mordecia?" Rigby said pointing to the opposite blue jay. The other bird shook her head confused and said " Yes." Rigby looked back at Mordecai and began to laugh. Mordecai was getting red looking at the sight of Rigby laughing and rolling at the floor giggling "Mordecia? MORDECIA?"
"It's not that funny dude! Just chill! Hold on, wait….Mordecia…..they're….they're…..GIRLS?" said the blue jay throwing his arms up and walking over to his bed. This caught Rigby's attention and he sat up from the ground and looked at Mordecai.
"Oh crap! Dude I didn't even notice that! But how could they be girls? We did everything right!" said the confused raccoon scratching his head and looking back and forth at the clones and Mordecai.
"Wait so that means…THEY'RE NAKED! Dude get them our T-shirts!" yelled the hysterical blue jay.
"Okay! Okay! Just chill!" said the raccoon running on all fours towards the dresser pulling out two T-shirts and throwing them at Mordecia and Rigbie.
"Here put these on!" said the raccoon.
"Aw what! You gave her my Brain Explosion shirt! That's my only novelty tee!" said the blue jay throwing his arms up.
"Well do you want her wearing nothing? I gave Rigs number 2 our band T-shirt!"
Mordecai looked back at the two girls in the room, ran his feathery fingers through his head, sat down on his bed, and thought how the clones could've came out as girls. "What did we do wrong?" he asked Rigby. "I don't know what we did dude….we had water,….earth,….fire,…the spell,…..and cologne!" yelled the raccoon.
"Whoa, wait dude!" said the blue jay snapping
"What?"
"What kind of cologne was it? It better not have been Dude Time or I'm killing you!" said the frustrated and confused Blue Jay.
"I don't know what kind it was. I just remember that it was purple!" replied the raccoon
"I wonder if it's still in the pot….punchies for who has to get it?" Mordecai asked as he raised his arm.
"No way man! How about rock, paper, scissors?"
"We're banned from playing rock, paper, scissors! Remember? Well if you want to get sucked up in a black hole, we can play!"
"Fine." Rigby pouted
"Punchies?" the blue jay repeated
"Oh! I have a better idea! Why do we let our clones settle this?" asked the nifty raccoon.
"Ugggh, fine!" Mordecai said throwing his head back.
As if on cue Mordecia raised her right arm in the air, clenched her fist and giggled at Rigbie. "Whoa, whoa, what are doing?" asked the girl raccoon. "Punchies!" said the 6 foot blue jay. She let her arm fall with speed and power aiming at Rigbie's right arm, and finally hitting it. Rigbie flew from where she was standing to the other side of the room, skidding on the floor landing by Mordecai's feet. "Oww" she said holding her arm. Mordecai looked at her and Rigby and smiled saying "Go get the cologne you idiot!".
"What if the pot explodes?" yelled the hysterical raccoon
"I highly doubt that'll happen."
"Okay, but if it does I'm going to death punch you!"
Rigby walked cautiously and slowly to the other side of the room tip-toeing to the pot. Rigbie stared at him and was beginning to get nervous for him, while Mordecai and Mordecia sat there waiting and telling him hurry up. Rigby finally got to the pot and kicked it one last time, nothing. He put his hand in and felt around for a bottle. His hands finally touched a bottle, pulled it out and ran to Mordecai.
"Well? Here it is…What's Blackberry Love Dream?" Rigby asked.
Mordecai's eyes grew 10 times larger as he heard the name and said "Dude! That's Perfume!"
"Perfume, Cologne…What's the difference?" Rigby shrugged.
"There's a big difference…..cologne is for guys….and perfume is for GIRLS!" Mordecai exclaimed angrily.
"Ohhhhhhh. So why was there perfume in our bathroom?" the raccoon questioned.
"Uhhh….I don't know… uhhh it was a gift for Margaret!" Mordecai said innocently
"If it was a gift for Margaret….then why was it half ways FULL!" Rigby said pointing to Mordecai.
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" said the two clones in sync.
"It was on sale…and….I…um…..spilled it! You know I trip all the time!" said the blue jay who was now nervous.
"Sureeeee. I knew you used perfume!"
"I don't use perfume! I just spray it in the room sometimes to get the smell of your dirty clothes out!" yelled the blue jay
"Okay, Okay."
"Well we know what went wrong NOW, lets think about this…."
"How are these girls suppose to be like us?" Rigby said interrupting Mordecai's sentence and thought.
"Hm. . Oh! I got it! We just gotta hang out and sorta give them a training session." Mordecai chirped.
"Okay, What do we do first?" Rigby asked.
"We play video games." Mordecai said with enthusiasm.
Mordecai took Mordecia's hand and Rigby took Rigbie's hand as well. Together, the four walked quietly towards the stairs and looked down stairs to check if it was empty. They all crept down the stairs and ran to the couch as fast as they could. Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch while Mordecia and Rigbie lied on the floor.
"Okay Ladies, This is how you school Rigby in Dig champs!" Mordecai said proudly while pushing the start button.
The two clones just giggled and carefully observed every movement.
"Ugh! C'mon run! Run!" Rigby screamed mashing the buttons
"Haha! Dude you can't play this game if your life depended on it! Hey look a snail! If you hit it you get its shell as armor!" Mordecai stated.
Rigby then moved his character towards a snail, hit it with his pick axe and the snail grew 10 times and started following him. "Aw what?" Rigby whined. "Hahaha! Dude! I can't believe you actually believed me! Now the snail's going to eat you!" Mordecai said between laughs. The TV then flashed and read :Player 2 GAME OVER. Mordecia and Mordecai looked at each other, threw their arms in the air and triumphantly said "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" while Rigbie and Rigby had their arms crossed.
"I want to play!" Rigbie said confidently.
"Pffft! You probably suck like your master!" Mordecia retorted.
"STOP TALKING! Dude, don't talk about my master that way! I could probably beat you!" Rigbie screamed.
"Oh yeah. Lets go dude! C'mon!" said the girly bird handing her best friend a controller.
"Hey guys we'll be right back, we're going to make some sandwiches in kitchen…stay put!" said the blue jay holding his stomach.
"Yeah stay put and don't talk about how dumb you- OW!" Rigby exclaimed holding his arm and darting his eyes to Mordecai. The two guys walked in the kitchen and began getting condiments out of the cabinets and meat out of the fridge. Rigby climbed up the counter and threw the bread at Mordecai, his mind was thinking of so many things….especially the clones, "Hey man, do you think the clones are cool or what?" he asked proudly. "Eh, yeah they're okay! I mean if they were dudes it would be awesome, but I guess they are like us! I hope they can do our chores!" said Mordecai. Back in the Living Room, Mordecia was about to press start and she asked Rigbie "Are you ready?"
"Am I ready to kick your butt? Heck yes I am!" Rigbie replied.
With that, Mordecia pressed the start button and smiled clicking all the buttons to make her character right and dig fast. Rigbie, on the other hand ran to the left and began pounding her controller buttons being clueless what to do.
"Hey did you know that if you hit the rocks they explode and make a path for you?" Mordecia chirped innocently.
"Really?" Rigbie asked.
"Yeah, That's why I'm winning!" exclaimed the girl bird on the couch.
"No! I'm not going to believe you! You're pulling a move just like your master! I'm more smarter than my master and I'm not going to listen to you!" Rigbie exclaimed
"Okay suit yourself, go ahead and lose."
Mordecia's words hit Rigbie hard, she didn't want to lose, she wanted to win. So she followed Mordecia's character and hit a rock. Less than a second after she hit the rock a big explosion came on the screen and it read: GAME OVER PLAYER 1. Mordecia read the screen and said "Wait, what! I didn't hit a rock!…..Rigbie you turd!"
Rigbie dropped her controller and began laughing then rolling off the couch "Hahahahaha! You didn't think smart did you?" she said in between laughs.
"Rigbie you jerk! You're going to get it!" Mordecia said running towards Rigbie. Mordecia then tackled Rigbie and began punching her arms as Rigbie began to bite Mordecia. They were rolling around fighting until they heard the door open and close. "Where are you slackers?" a mean voice echoed. Mordecia began to stand up and run but Rigbie jumped up and bit her wing. "Rigbie! Get off my wing! Dude!" Mordecia whispered. "Uh uh!" Rigbie said through her teeth. Mordecia then began fighting Rigbie again and they were both rolling and tackling each other.
"Mordecai and Rigby! There you two slackers are! You didn't finish everything on your list! Why are you here!" said the angry gumball machine.
"Uh…we were just-" Mordecia said shyly
"I don't care what you were doing! GET BACK TO WORK OR YOURE BOTH FIRED!" Benson screamed
"But" Rigbie started
"GO shovel out the rocks from the garden or your FIRED! The shovels are on the porch!" yelled the red gumball machine storming off upstairs.
The two girls looked at each other with confusion and asked to each other "Who's that? He isn't nice!" Mordecia looked at Rigbie and said "C'mon we better go shovel rocks or we're in deep trouble.", Rigbie shook her head and they began walking out the door. They slammed the door and walked out.
"Girls! I bet your hungry!" said Mordecai.
"Yeah! We made the best sandwiches Evaaaaa!" Rigby exclaimed.
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" said the two best friends spinning to the living room with four sandwiches in their arms. They stopped to see that the living room was completely empty.
"Mordecia…Rigbie?" Rigby called out.
"Dude! Where'd they go!" said Mordecai throwing his arms up in the air.
"I don't know! We have to find them!" Rigby exclaimed.
What do you think of the clones? We know where they went! It's dramatic irony! Anyway, I'm sorry I haven't updated in a looooong time! I've been such a slacker! And I've been at school and work! PLEASE PLEASE PLLLLEEEAASEEEE…Review or Comment! Thanks ^-^ I'll try to update more often! Peace out for now!