Chapter Six
Everyone crowded around Kendall, who was holding the most recent letter from the 'doctors'.
"How?" they asked.
"Well, it's really faint, but if you look here" –he pointed to a blank spot on the paper– "You can see who it's from."
"Oh wow!" exclaimed Katie. "It's from …"
Muahaha, you thought I was gonna tell you guys. :)
Over with the Man and Woman
"It got sent!" the man announced. He was sitting in his chair in a rather large, silver room.
The woman rolled her eyes. "You erased it all the way…right?"
The man coughed. "Yes…maybe?" he said quietly. The woman slapped him.
"I told you to erase it completely! Now, those boys will know!"
The man sighed. "Re-lax, Rebecca. They're the most clueless boys I know!"
Rebecca rolled her eyes. "I'm close to quitting, Hawk."
Suddenly, they heard a knock on the door.
"Ah, the girls are here," Hawk announced. He opened the door to reveal four girls.
"Hello, girls," said Rebecca, extending her hand. "If you didn't know, I'm Rebecca, Hawk's assistant. Nice to be working with you."
One of the girls stuck out her hand. "You too. Anyways, I'm Sarah, that's Natalie, Maxine, but call her Max, and Destiny."
Hawk clapped his hands. "OK, now, let's start recording our first song, 'Great Night.'" The girls looked at him suspiciously. "What?" he asked, holding up his hands.
"That reminds me of a Big Time Rush song…Big Night!" said Destiny.
"What? No, Great Night will sound much better than Big Night," Hawk replied.
The girls glanced at each other, not sure if they should record the song or not, but in the end, they agreed. "We'll do it," Max announced.
Hawk rubbed his hands and took off his sunglasses (which he was wearing for no reason, as it wasn't even sunny outside), and led the girls into the recording studio.
"These are the lyrics to the song, and there's some water if you need any," said Rebecca, gesturing to a small silver table with bottled water on top of it. "Start singing when Hawk tells you to."
When Hawk gave the girls thumbs up, they began to sing.
Oh, it's gonna be a great night
We're gonna have a nice time
It's gonna be a great, great, great, great, great, great night
3,2,1, all my boys and girls
Oh, let's party like it's the end of the world
C'mon get it started, started, started, whoa, oh…
The girls finished singing, although they all knew it sounded almost exactly like Big Night.
"Bravo, girls," said Hawk, clapping. "You're all naturals! Let's record another song, shall we?"
Your girl, girl, g-g-girl, g-g-girlfriend
Your girl, girl, g-g-girl, g-g-girlfriend
Your girl, girl, g-g-girl, g-g-girlfriend
Your girl, g-g-girl, g-g-girl
Have you ever had the feeling you're in love with someone? Yeah
And there's nothing that they could've said or done?
And every day I see you on your own
And I can't believe that you're alone
But I overheard your guys and this is what they said
The girls looked at the lyrics in surprise.
"Like it?" asked Hawk.
"Like it? These are almost the exact same lyrics as Boyfriend!" exclaimed Natalie, trying to hide her anger.
"Yeah, and I don't think we're even old enough to have boyfriends…" Destiny trailed off.
"Well, Destiny, my sister had her first boyfriend in fifth grade! I had my first girlfriend in fourth grade!" Hawk shot back.
Rebecca sighed. "Why don't we try another song?"
Do you want to ride in a big limousine?
Tell me, do you want to take a little bite of the fame machine?
If you wanna be discovered and end up on the cover
Of every star studded supermarket magazine
You can do it, stick right to it
It could happen tonight
You wanna be famous, famous
You wanna be the one who's living the life
You wanna be famous, famous
You wanna be the one who's taking the free ride
"OK!" exclaimed the girls. "This song is exactly the same as Famous!"
"Yes, it is," said Hawk evilly. "By the way, your band name is "The Hawk Experience." The girls stared at him in shock. "Oh, I'm just kidding!" The girls sighed in relief. "It's actually The Ten Talons."
"But," Destiny said, "Hawks only have…"
"Eight talons," finished Natalie.
Hawk glared at the girls. "OK, I know that! When Big Time Rush had their first concert and I kidnapped them, that Logan boy just had to correct me!"
"You…kidnapped…Big Time Rush?" exclaimed all four girls at the same time.
Hawk swatted his hand as if it were nothing. "Yes, but they escaped and had their happy ending." Suddenly, everyone heard an alarm clock go off. "Oh, I'm very sorry, but we have to cut it short. You girls can go now, I need to go. Bye!" And with that, the girls were kicked out of the building, literally, as Rebecca kicked them with her karate skills.
The girls were walking into the lobby, discussing how Hawk was using BTR's songs.
"And he said it was that, or he makes the song for us!" exclaimed Destiny.
"Making the song for us sounds better," commented Natalie.
Max shook her head. "No, what he meant by that was that he wasn't gonna even make us record, he's just gonna get four random voices, and make them sing the song!"
"It's like we're famous, but not famous," added Sarah.
"He also said he tried to do it for James from Big Time Rush, but Hawk changed 'James' to 'Jah-MEZ', and things didn't work out too well," said Destiny.
Just then, Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan, and Katie ran up to them.
"You girls…"started Katie, panting.
"Work…" continued James.
"For…" said Kendall, doubled over.
"Hawk?" finished Logan, barely able to get the words out.
"Yeah…" said Max, but she trailed off at the sight of the five 11 year olds, doubled over and panting like crazy.
"We ran…" panted Carlos, "We ran over here all the way…from the Palm Woods Park…so…tiring."
"Um, hi again, creepy 11 year old boys that look oddly like Big Time Rush," greeted Sarah, "Oh, and Katie."
"OK, girls, sorry about all this, but if you can just let me explain to you what's going on, can you help us?" begged Katie.
The girls sighed. "Fine," said Destiny.
Katie smiled. "OK, well, those four boys are actually Big Time Rush. A couple days ago, they had to go to a doctor's appointment, and later that day, they got a letter from the doctors saying they had a rare disease. The letter said that the only way they could get cured was to drink the medicine, so they did."
"But," Kendall continued, "Later, we woke up and found out we became 11 year old boys! Yesterday, we got another letter from the 'doctors.' It was unusual, but we didn't notice anything too weird, so we didn't really pay attention to the letter. But today, I looked at it again, and noticed something."
"Yeah," Carlos nodded, his oversized helmet bobbing up and down. "He saw this!" He pulled a letter from his pocket and pointed to a part of the paper. "See? If you look closely, it says caw-caw!"
The girls looked at the boys weirdly, and Logan quickly explained to them how Hawk would always say caw-caw after everything he said.
"So?" asked Katie. "Can you help us?"
The five started to give their puppy eyes at this point.
"Fine," sighed the girls. They couldn't say no to Carlos' or Katie's puppy dog eyes, could they?
"YEAH!" exclaimed Big Time Rush.
"So…now, since we're all friends here, who wants a smoothie?" asked Kendall.
"I call pink!" everyone said in unison. But before they could run over to the smoothie stand, a man in a suit and tie walked over to the nine kids.
"Ah, there you are, Destiny! I haven't seen you in, what, ten years!" All the kids looked up to see…
"Griffin!" Katie and Big Time Rush whispered.
OK, I told you guys who the man and woman are… :) It was pretty obvious, wasn't it?
Ugh. I have a swim meet tomorrow, and I have to wake up at six-ish in the morning. Don't you ever have those days when you feel like doing absolutely nothing? Yeah, tomorrow was gonna be one of those days. Well, the only good thing about tomorrow is that there's a new Big Time Rush, so get ready for Big Time Contest everyone! :)