I feel kinda bad, so I'm gonna try to fit in some different POVs. But I'll have Mikuo in eeeeevery chapter. I'll always have Mikuo. He's the goddang main character.
*suddenly yandere smile* And I hadfun messing with Neru this chapter... HELLZ YEAH THE POWER OF AUTHOR INFLUENCE!
*back to 'normal'* Ahem. Sorry.
I don't freaking own Vocaloid, OK? Geez.
Kaito POV
Hmmnn... Mikuo seems to be rather late... OK EXTREMELY LATE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE LIKE 3 HOURS AGO.
We've all pretty much given up on him coming and decided suprised parties are overrated and a regular party would do.
Mikuo looks like a pretty nice kid even though he's like a guy version of Miku... And both their hair looks like mint icecream...
OH WELL TIME FOR ICE CREAM!
Mikuo POV
Dang it... It's so flipping cold...
I flip over from my left side to my right. Wow. I didn't expect it, but it actually worked. It's warmer now. I'm only semiconscious, too lazy to open my eyes. Mmmmm...
Mmmm?
Mmm.
Mmmmmmm...
It smells like... HOLY FREAKING MOTHER OF JESUS LEEKS.
I'm instantly high off the smell and my eyes snap open to find themselves staring at grey. WTH? Grey? Freaking grey? Mmmm... Leeks...
I try to sit up but the grey thing is weighing down the blankets and everything's still kinda hazy. Ya know, when you wake up and it's impossible to clench your fist for a couple minutes. That's what I felt like. But I'm a MAN and I can take freaking ANYTHING. Whut now.
The thing-a-ma-jig made a kind of noise and I froze. It rolled over and I tensed as I saw what it was.
A GIRL?
Time skip~~~ -
FUDGE IT MY HANDS ARE ASLEEP. I can't move my aaaaarrrrrmmss.
The girl that looks disturbingly like me turns back and forth, muttering some stuff. "Wierd... so... cute and adorable... Hachune... Liiku... Mi-" She suddenly cut herself off.
"'Suki da yo to iu tabi ni fueru 'suki' no kimochi wa kitto boku ga shinu made..." [Theory of Love]
WTF?
The girl just sang in the middle of her sleep. I'm freaking out... Eh. My arms are a little better; I can move them slightly, but I can't lift them from the bed.
Ow!
It doesn't help that the stranger just CRUSHED MY ARMS UNDER HER BACK. She's a lot heavier than she looks. And her arm is across MY FACE. She smells like leeks and, strangely, Rice Krispie Treats. Wierd.
She starts to sing again, her voice no longer muffled my the fluffy pillows.
"Sekai de..."
And that's it. What? I don't get it. You don't just sing 2 WORDS and stop like,'Ohh~ I'm freaking DONE.' It's not right.
Rin POV
"!" I laugh like a maniac. I got Neru in a revealing dress~~~! Woot!
Maybe... I grin again as I hear Neru's death threats. They're really graphic.
"LEEEEEEEENNN HEEEEEELLLLLPP! I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEE!" I scream. I know he'll come. I'll have fun watching him nosebleed to death. Heh. -
Neru POV
"RIIIIIINNNN!" Fudge that kid! I wanna strangle her pale snappable neck, lock her in a spiked iron box with a high quality microphone, and throw her into a bottomless lake so I can sit back and listen to her die from lack of oxygen and blood loss with my brand-new Bose sound system. Wow. Intense, huh?
I'm chasing after her right now and gaining; it pays to be athletic and text at the same time. But it's INSANELY hard to run in a short dress and heels. And I can't text for help 'cuz that LITTLE MIDGET stole my new iPhone4S. Goddangit, I only just got the new cover(goldish)!
"Neru-chan!" I hear. The shota.
"Hm?" I turn around to see Len coming around the corner. "Watcha want?"
"Have you see-" he stops abruptly and his eyes bug out as he stares at me. WTF.
"Yeah yeah, laugh it up, shota." He doesn't say a word. Hm. Normally he would make some lame attempt at denying his shota-ness. Tch. Hopeless cause.
"W-w-w-w-what are y-you w-wearing...?" he stutters, blushing. I groan and take a look at myself.
Ech. Rin forced me into these with the pretense of saying,'I want to wear it buuuutt... I wanna see it on someone else first. To test it, ya know?' Psh.
It's tight and black around the chest with criss-crossing spaghetti straps over one shoulder. The material on the waist is lacy and grey, faintly exposing some of my skin. The skirt is close fitting until you come to the dull gold ribbons. Then it poofs out(only a little) a third of the way down my thighs and stops. Ugh, way too short without my usual shorts. It's lightly layered underneath with slightly see through white-ish yellow silk and lace. I also have these uncomfortable fishnet stockings that start just above my knees and itch like crazy. Seriously. I wanna scratch it, but it just makes it feel worse and it's almost impossible, considering the boots Rin got on me. Said boots are confining and black with yellow laces on 3 freaking inch heels[Like the usual boots with laces.]. Jesus. My hair is up in it's usual ponytail and gravity-defying hair ribbon, but a small black hat[Think about the pic from Rin and Len's Magnet. Just the hat.] is perched on my head, refusing to come off with expert usage of hairpins. A solid black elbow length fingerless glove is taut around my left arm and my right is captured by clinking yellow and silver bangles. Further up, a loose grey arm choker thingy[I don't know what it's called. It's like a choker. On your arm.] wraps around, hiding the bruise I got when I slammed into a wall texting. An equally grey choker[Original and for the neck.] is around my neck accompanied with a medium sized chain. WTF. A chain. Am I a freaking DOG?
Len keeps his gaze on me and I start to feel uncomfortable. My 'must mutilate to near death and Neru-phobia' senses are tingling and I know Rin is nearby, but it's really distracting to have a girly-boy gawk at you in a dress.
"N-n-neru-ch-" An explosive shower of blood floods out of his nose and he passes out as I hear the quiet 'click' signifying a picture has been taken. Using MY PHONE. Grrrr...
"Fudge it all." I mutter loudly, heading toward the elevator. We, meaning me and the Kagamines, both room on the 6th floor. There I have some clothes to change into and multiple old phones containing old accounts I can use to hatemail and spam Rin with. Yeeeeaaaaahh.
I leave, planning on which account should recieve the hatemail first. Facebook? Myspace? Tinierme? Facebook. Then I suddenly get glomped by 2 UFFs. Unidentified Flying Friends.
"NERU-CHAN! YOU'RE SOOOOOO PRETTY AND CUTEEEEE~!" Teto.
"I KNOW RIGHT!" SeeU.
"WHAT THE HECK GET OFF ME YOU PSYCHOS!" Neru. Oh wait, that's me.
"Awww... Come on, Neru..." SeeU pouts at me, her kitty ears flattening against her flaxen hair. She hates it when someone's mad at her. I feel a painful throb looking at the robotic ears.
"We'll just take some pics, 'kay?" Teto, on the other hand, doesn't really care, so she usually gets what she wants. Stupid chimera.
The chimera pulled out her silvery pink phone, flips it open, and yells,"Iro-chan!"
Iroha, better known as the more intense fellow Hello Kitty lover[Yeah. Neru luuuuuuuvs Hello Kitty. Heh.], pops out of nowhere and points her *cough* removable *cough* speaker gloves at me.
"Don't move." she instructs in that commanding voice that made RIN throw away an ORANGE.
Flinching, I back up slightly. Like I said, I like my ears. And my bones. Yup, bones. Once, Luki screwed up the settings on the speakers without Iro knowing. Result, she tries to play one of my song covers at a request and shatters half the bones in Len's... left arm, I think. Ever since she's been using that little ninja skill to blackmail us...
"YAYS!" Teto squeals happily and jumps around. "'Kays now Iro-chan, thank yous!" Iro backs off and leans against the wall, ready to threaten me again if needed.
SeeU, who had mysteriously disappeared, returns with a fancy iron chair.
"Pose!" she says all happy-like. I complain about how it's so stupid and stuff when Iroha, the sneaky rat, er, cat,
"Fine, fine..." I mutter, trying to look like I don't care. "So how am I supposed to pose?"
Teto strokes her invisible beard and looks deep in thought. Aw crappit she's thinking. The yandere is thinking. NUUU.
All of a sudden Liiku, Miku's puppy, ran into the room and tackled me. For some reason, Liiku seems to like me better than Miku... Eh. I scramble up and dust myself off, unconciously shoving Liiku away. The pup whines and nudges my ankles, his fur tickling. I try not to laugh and my face turns red holding it in.
"Nee..." SeeU stares up at me. "Neru-chan looks cute blushing." I let myself laugh a little. Me? Cute? Psh.
"KITTY!" yells Teto.
Meiko POV
WOOT WOOT PARTEH~~~! *completely drunk off Budweiser fumes*
O WAYT DID I LAIK 4GET SOMMIN'? NAH~ -
Dell POV
Dammit my back hurts... *still not informed about the new party plans*
Dell:Huh? I'm still stuck in the kitchen? When did Meiko leave?
Kai:I'm evil like that, skipping around without notifying you. MWAHAHAHAHAH. HAH.
Dell:Mmkay...
Neru:WTF. Why am I stuck in such a slutty dress?
Kai:It's all Rin's fault, remember?
Rin:*pops up suddenly from hearing her name*What now?