'KITTY!' Hope you remembered the partial cliffie. It sucked, didn't it?
Zatsune~
I don't own Vocaloid. But guess who does~? Yeah, I don't know either.
Iroha POV
Waiting for the party and new person...
This is ridiculous, no?
Luka POV
Oh my.
I just walked around the turn of the hallway to see Rin, Teto, and SeeU messing around with Neru, who's in a... dress? Iroha's leaning on a wall in her usual bored manner, her speakers practically sparkling. And Len... Len is passed out on the floor with blood on his face.
I'm leaving.
Gumi POV
Hmm... Where are my carrots?
I just LOVE carrots. I started to eat them around 5 years ago when I heard they were good for your eyes, which suited me perfectly since I'm an otaku. Not to mention they taste pretty awesome. I won't eat them cooked, though. Then it's just plain nasty, way too sweet and mushy. Yech.
Back to the matter at hand, I had a sudden urge to have carrots a few minutes earlier and I couldn't find any in the kitchen. I stashed some in Miku's room last week in her mini fridge, with permission of course. I'm sure she wouldn't touch eat them, what with her leek obsession and all. Leeks are... OK, I guess.
I step off The Elevator(I call it 'The Elevator') and head toward her room, noticing some pawprints leading to the staircase. Liiku, most likely. The cats never really leave this floor.
Miku's door was closed, but not locked. I knock and hear a little noise that sounds like... I don't know, there was just a noise.
I cautiously open the door and glance around. I see a sight that makes me question Miku's innocence.
She's in bed with a boy that looks like her mirror image. Like Rin and Len. OMG. I stumble back and hit the wall right next to the door, mumbling apologies. The Miku-boy turns, hearing my semi-painful contact with the wall, and spots me. He motions toward the blankets with his chin and mouths 'Help me.'
Confused, I creep forward and see the blanket tangled around him and Miku lying on the ends, effectively trapping the boy.
"How do I help?" I whisper as quietly as possible. I'll ask for an explanation later.
"Try to roll her over a little." he says hoarsely. Maybe his throat is dry? I nod and start to slowly nudge Miku over to the other side of the bed. She responds and rolls over.
Sighing, the boy frees himself and gestures for us to leave the room, his arms flopping around. We both pad out and I hear Miku belt out the lyrics to 'Bad Apple'. I smile briefly and gently close the door. Then I face the boy.
"Who are you, and why were you in Miku's bed?" I keep my voice down in case Miku can hear us. The boy's eyes widen slightly and he looks at the tag on the door. Then he mutters some stuff.
"Sorry. I must've read the tag wrong." He points at said tag, his hand trembling, and explains, his voice still rather scratchy. "I'm Hatsune Mikuo, the new backup singer for... Vocaloid, I think."
I glance at the tag and realize, with it's curly lettering, the swirls at the end of the 'u' in 'Miku' does make it look like 'Mikuo'. "Oh."
"Yeah." We stand there awkwardly.
"So..."
"So..."
Len POV
*passed out*OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGICAN'-
Zatsune Miku POV
It's so unfair. I basically look and sound exactly like my DNA donor, but nooo, I'm only there to represent the 'dark and evil' side of Hatsune Miku. Tch.
I only starred partially in 'Bad Apple'. I even had to lip synch! Screw it all.
Dell POV
The kitchen light flicked on and I, woken up from the light sleep I had, shot up and screamed into whoever-I-don't-care's face.
"RAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Eep." Huh?
I look down and see Haku, my half-sister, cowering on the ground. That's right, I fucking said half-sister. We have different dads.
"Er, Haku, I'm sorry and shit, so-" Right in the middle of me trying to explain, she passes out. Shit.
Neru POV
Ugh... This is so embarrassing...
Right after Teto yelled 'kitty', SeeU vanished again and returned with a HUGE box of cosplay stuff. They, meaning Teto, Seeu, and Rin(who had joined them a few minutes ago without me knowing), pored over the torture material. I could hear them squabbling over... colors?
"Grey?" Rin, that indecisive maggot.
"Nah... Too bland." Teto. "I want a rare color, one that's, like, NEVER seen on cats. Pink!"
"Pink doesn't suit her, though... I suggest golden, to match the dress ribbons." Rin, again.
"White! It'd be sho~ cute on her!" SeeU.
"No, no, no. Whites waaaay too innocent for Neru. Especially when she's in that dress." Iroha? Traitor. Though I should have called you that when you THREATENED TO KILL ME.
They all became extremely quiet, too quiet for me to listen in, and I could see Teto and Rin make exaggerated hand gestures. WTF?
You might be wondering why I'm not running for my life. Well, blame SeeU and the 'Plan Ahead' classes she took last month. Remember that iron chair? I got tied to it. Yeah. Unbelievable.
"BLACK!"
"WHAT THE FFFF-" That would be me trying to swear from my ears ALMOST DYING. But I got cut off.
"Neru-nyan!" Nyan?
I didn't do anything. It's not like I COULD. I'm just Miss-Tied-To-A-Chair.
All of a sudden the atmosphere turned all dark and scary. They all leered at me with creepy expressions, minus Iroha, who just pointed her lethal weapon at me and yawned.
"G-guys?" I'm stuttering. Crap, I'm not supposed to show any fear!
"Kukukukukukukuku..." Again, minus Iro, who just stared at me. Either way, I was VERY uncomfortable.
SeeU had, and I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it, had the most evil look on her face. Darn that yandere. She reached toward me and I sqeezed my eyes shut and felt something being clipped into my hair.
I opened my eyes and tried to see what it was, but I can't exactly see what's on the top of my head.
Too dang slow for my liking, Teto untied me. I wanted to run screaming 'FREEDOM!' or at least, ya know, LEAVE, but noooo- The Hello Kitty fiend had me at speaker-point. That sounded wierd, right?
Teto(she seems to be doing most of the work) skipped behind me and LIFTED MY EXTREMELY SHORT SKIRT. Holy crap, they're gonna take pics of my underwear, NUUUUU, I'M GONNA GET BLACKMAILED.
Wait, no. I could vaguely see Teto strap something around my waist, a sort of belt, I think.
"DONE!" she yelled. I seem to be more protective of my ears lately, wonder why?
Ted, Teto's brother, ripped off SeeU's magic act and appeared out of nowhere with... a mirror? Wow, I was expecting a knife. Rin shoved the mirror in my face and I reeled back, straight into... Len?
"N-neru?" He looked at me and, whoop de freaking do, he passes out. AGAIN. Only with more blood. What's wrong with him?
Rin held the mirror back on my face and I saw myself. What. The. Fudging. Fudge.
"WHAT THE FUDGING FUDGE!" I yelled. So much for keeping cool, Neru.
But it was ridiculous. Even more ridicluous than the dress, if possible. Which made it worse when they were paired together.
Some hairclips the same shade of my hair was on my head, which I didn't really mind so much as BLACK NEKO EARS attached to them. And from under my dress, a loooong black tail hung out. A TAIL.
"So cute..." Teto and SeeU started talking about how 'cute' I was. Tch. Cute? Scientifically impossible.
"But you ARE cute!" cried Rin, hugging me, making me arch a thick eyebrow, something I had mastered over the years. Did I say that out loud? Apparently, yes.
"I look like I'm cosplaying. I'm not THAT big of an otaku." I told her. "Go find Gumi to cosplay for you, 'kay?"
"Gumi's too tall..." she mumbled. "And you're cuter than she is in the eyes of most of the Vocaloids. Even Miku and her egoistical self thinks so! Compared to Gumi, anyways. And I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm... just saying she pretty, but not cute. Not the type that you feel like you wanna hug~." At this, Rin hugged me even tighter, Teto and SeeU joining in. I felt like I was suffocating. Help me, God.
"Th-*choke to death slightly*there are Vocaloids cuter than I am. Go get them." I said, exasperated. "Or do it yourself." I was dying, a light... the light... THE FREAKING LIGHT.
"B-b-b-but..." SeeU let go and turned her huge eyes on me. Psh. Not gonna work, kids. Can't beat me when I'M the one who taught you. Good thing I never told them how to fake-cry. And I know she's a vicious yandere.
"P-pwease~ Newu-chan?" Teto joined her, making her pink super-huge-round-kawaii-anime-sparkly-give-me-what-I-want-pwetty-pwease-with-sugar-on-da-tippy-tip-top-I'm-just-a-wittle-girl-who-pwomises-to-newer-ewer-abuse-her-powers-eyes. That was long. I sigh in defeat and the duo light up in happiness.
Psyche.
"No." I say firmly, ignoring my still-being-strangled status for the moment. Their faces fall, SPLAT on the carpet where the janitor will have to deal with them.
"Yes." Darn, Rin's not dead. But she let go.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
We go at it for maybe 10 minutes before I Bugs Bunny[where you go yes no yes no yes no no YES] her and leave. I finally make it to my room and rip off the boots and leggings. Then I flop down on my bed, too tired to move. Or maybe I'm just lazy.
"It's ho~ot." I mutter to myself, opening the window. Ah. What a nice breeze. I lay back on my bed and wait for death.
Teto POV
"NUUUUUUUUUU! WE LOST HER!" I wailed with SeeU. Even Iroha seemed sad. Ish.
"No, we didn't." Rin? I wonder what that means? Then I see Rin hold up the secret weapon.
Neru's phone.
Nyanyanyanya~ Time skip~ -
Mikuo POV
We stand there.
And that's it.
I'm feeling kinda uncomfortable, and I can tell the girl is too. We've been standing for a while.
"So..." She started the 'so' thing again.
"So..."
And back and forth and back and forth and back and- ya know, a pattern.
I decide to leave. "See ya, uh... girl I don't know." I tell her, waving. I walk back to the pink and brown cat room with her following me and jump out the window. Like a NINJA. I really like ninjas.
I can hear her gasp a little as I cling to the window fixtures. I see her poke her head out and look down. Too bad I'm not down~. I'm up. Duh. I hear another gasp, from the same girl only louder and more scared. There are loud clunky footsteps indicating she ran off, most probably to call the police and see my gorey spattered remains being scraped off the sidewalk.
Hah.
Ow, my arms are hurting... I gotta find another way in.
Mikuo:I am SUCH a ninja.
Rin:I know, right?
Kai:I think you know what's gonna happen. If you don't... I, uh... Pity you? Yeah, I pity you.
Meiko:MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN.
Kai:You can't call me 'woman'. I'm only in 8th grade. SO HAH, LADY.
Miku:*still asleep in some dark corner*
Mikuo:I'M A FRIGGIN' NINJA!