I'm not dead. Whoop de freaking do.

Yuki is adopted and 8. Kiyoteru is her bro, kinda. And here a Len fangirl appears. An OFFICIAL fangirl.

I don't own interesting stuff.

SeeU POV

"NO LET GO OF MEEEE!" Neru makes a run for the door and fails dramatically, dragged back by Teto.

"Come on back, we're not done~." Rin holds up the duffle bag and stares at her evilly. She shivers and tries to crawl away rather pitifully.

I almost laugh, it's so funny. But I'm SeeU, reknown for her sweet temper and nice-ness. Laughing would destroy that. I've got my eyes on Neru for that reason. I believe she knows that I'm a yandere, unlike Rin and Teto, who believe it's some defect in my personality due to the traumatizing event from the past year. Neru knows that's not true, so she has to be tortured. It's only fair, right?

"Oh Neru-nyan, it's useless!" My sadistic personality 'suddenly springs out' and I smile. "This is what we've been planning for two weeks now. You wouldn't deprive us of all our fun, hmm? Then it would all go to waste... Did I mention the item you'll receive after this is all over?" Her's eyes widen as I hold up her precious golden phone.

"No... Give it back!"she screeches and the sound rings in my cat ears as my henchmen hold her back. Hmph. They always think Rin is the leader. Even my fellow members believe it. Psh, they don't know it's ME. And they shouldn't.

"Nah-ah-ah~" I singsong, stepping back. "I'm not one for blackmail, but it's all worth it. Give in to us or else... Maybe this phone would like to take an 'accidental' trip to America with Rin and Miku?"

"You wouldn't." I don't even bother to respond. I just smile. She should know the answer.

"Yes she would!" yells Rin. So supportive. Too dense, though.

"I know she would." Neru stares at me. "She's freaking evil." I guess I was right. She does know.

Akaito POV

Wow, it's getting loud in there... I'm leaning against the wall of the pool, trying not to look suspicious. On the other side of the wall is the girls' locker room.

Wait a sec, I'm NOT a perv.[Reaaaally...] I was just walking by and I heard some thumping. That's how I ended up here, honestly. All I can get from it is 3 girls blackmailing another. Rin is one of them... And maybe Teto. And...? No idea whatsoever.

Hm, it's kinda quiet now... I press my ear to the wall and close my eyes. Fudge, it's all muffled.

"WHAT are you doing?" I jump and spin around.

"Ted?"

"Yeah. What are you doing? You DO know that the girls' locker room is behind that wall, RIGHT?"

"H-huh? Uh, I didn't know...?" I look down, trying to seem innocent. Not very good with a really tall guy who eats chili pepper raw, hm?

Ted stares at me. "Liar." Dammit Ted! It's the glasses. I know it's the glasses. Glasses are all powerful.

"Fine. I was walking by and heard this noise and listened and heard Rin and possibly Teto and this other girl blackmailing another girl which makes 4 girls in all; 3 against 1 and..." I pause and gasp for air. "And then I was really intrested and crap so I listened some more but they got all quiet and I couldn't hear and that's why you saw me with my ear pressed to the wall like a stalker!" I practically scream the last words, I'm kinda pissed off by this point.

"OK..." He pushes up those magic glasses of his and we stand there, not talking.

Awkward...

Gumi POV

"Gumi-nee, where is Kiyo-nii?" I almost melted, hearing that sweet, breathy little-girl voice. Yuki's just cute that way.

"I don't know." I bend down to her height and pat her head. "I'll go look for him with you if you want."

"OK." She grabs my hand and starts skipping away into some random direction. "This way!"

We find her brother pacing back and forth with his glasses in his hands. I look at him. He looks like Meito, kinda...

"Um... what are you doing?" His head shot up.

"What do you do with glasses? You know, when you're swimming." He holds up his glasses for emphasis. I can't resist the offer.

"I'll take 'em!" I chirp. He hands them over with a quick 'thank you' and leaves. I smile.

Glasses are one of the best known forms of...

MOE.[Gumi's otaku-ness. Haven't you heard 'Sorry for Being a Closet Otaku'?]

But Yuki has achieved that point where glasses don't effect her. THIS is why we have security guards around at night. To protect all the little girls from pedos. Yup. Pedos.

Mikuo POV

"I win! Again!" I yell. Kaito and Len pout at me. Well, Len's... death-staring me. And Kaito looks wierd. Guy's like him don't 'pout'. Nero's off to the side in that 'I-didn't-really-try-anyway' way. Dell's just floating on his back, fingers twitching. Nero told me he worked too much.

"You cheated." Len and his little death-glare. He isn't scary at all.

"NU. I won."

"Cheated."

"Won."

"Cheated."

"Completely kicked your butt WITHOUT cheating." Ha. Not my fault he's a sucky swimmer.

"..." He re-puffs out his cheeks like a squirrel or something. A demented squirrel bent on slaughtering me. Failing miserably in the process.

"What are you doing?" It's... some guy with glasses and long pink hair in a ponytail. PINK. I think I saw him in the car.

"Racing. Swim-racing. Whatever you call it." mutters Dell. His fingers are having heart attacks.

"Wanna join?" asks Nero.

"Sure, I guess." He looks like he doesn't care but wants to kill time.

"I wanna play~!" A girl with pink drill-hair glomps him. Or tries to. She just kinda knocks him over.

"Me too!" Rin. Len's death-stare just got a whole lot more intense. Wait, he just got jumped by his sister.

"Me three!" Unknown girl. She's got cat ears. "Come on, Neru!"

"NO." Neru's wrapped in a towel, clutching a phone. The very phone that got jacked last week, I believe.

"Who cares, let's GOOOOO!" Nero crows. He's very... loud. "Referee, sis!" Oh yeah. They're siblings. They're nothing alike. Seriously.

"I'm out." Dell got out of the pool and stalked off, probably to smoke. Kaito follows him. Ice Cream dude looked like he was gonna cry.

"Ready." says Neru. "Set. Freaking GO."

"Wait, we're not even lined up!" cries Rin.

"Who cares?" I yell, taking off. Crappit, that pink glasses guy is fast... So is Rin.

-Time skip-

"YAY!" The drill-head won. Pinky got second. I got third. Nero got fourth. Cat-ears got fifth. Len had to forfeit and help Rin. Rin passed out.

"How did you win?" me and Nero ask simltaneously[spell?].

Pinky jumps in. "Teto... her... hair. It's special." he says flatly.

We are confused. "Huh?"

"When she swims, it... swirls around... like a motor. Mine does too, but-"

"I got it!" Got it. I wave my hand in the air. "You only got one drill, but, uh, Teto has 2! So she kicks your butt." Nero nods in agreement. We high-five.

Ted shakes his head in a 'Dear God' way and leaves. "That's right, you better run!" screamed Nero. We high-five again. We're awesome.

-Time skip-

"Ne, we're in a hotel?" Miku blinked, the bright light of the lobby hurting her eyes contrasting to the starry darkness outside.

"Eh. Rin and her gang wanted it to be a 3-day trip. They spiked Kiyoteru's drink to make him too sleepy to drive." Akaito told her. I could see SeeU, the cat girl, hold back a laugh. A creepy, sadistical laugh. That girl is scary. I saw her at the snack bar waving a butcher knife. I wonder where she got it...

Rin POV

"Thank you so much, Sukone-san!" I bow to the pink-haired lady, hiding a smirk.

"You're welcome! Call me Tei." Tei smiles sweetly. Teto clings to her arms.

"Nee-chan! When will you accept~~~? They might decline if you wait too long~~~."

Tei pats her head. "I will accept, then. But I would like to meet the band members first, if it's OK."

"Of course you can!" I pulled Teto off our soon-to-be-recruit and gave her some bread. "But we have to make sure Teto won't kill you."

"I would never kill Tei-chan!" protests the chimera. Yes, chimera. She doesn't look like one, does she? "Tei-chan ish one of my beeeeeesshtesht fwiendshhh."

"Your one of my best friends too!" squeals Tei. They hug. I roll my eyes. They were probably best friends. But... they're too NICE. Saying they're best friends means they aren't anyone else's best friends. Major heartbreak for anyone else, shyeah right.

"Yes. Utterly wonderful, isn't it?" A voice, quiet with the pretense of mercilessly killing you, rose out of the darkness. SeeU leaned against the wall, the shadow of the looming building covering her completely. I shivered. It always scared me when SeeU went all-out I'm-gonna-kill-you mode. "Very nice. May I have another sample of the potion?"

"Of course you can!" Tei repeats my earlier words and slips a small silk pouch out of her large purse. She gives the pouch to SeeU, who takes it gleefully.

"Thank you. Very. Very. Much."

Len POV

"I won't do it." I cross my arms.

"It's not like I agree with it." Mikuo growled at me. We were assigned the same room. It sucks.

I glare at him(I seem to be doing that more often) and walk off.

Problem:We're in an unfamiliar lobby and I have nowhere to go.

"Hey, Kiyo-chan." I hear Gakupo talking. [Tsk, Len, eavesdropping. Baaaad.] "Can I get a room with Luka?"

A fork flies through the air and lodges in the Eggplant Dude's hand. I recognize Luka's eggplant-hating voice. "NO YOU PERVERTED BASTARD! KIYOTERU IF YOU ALLOW HIM TO I'LL... I'LL DRUG YUKI!"

Kiyoteru blanches and recomposes himself. "N-no problem..." Another fork zips in and barely misses his shoulder. "I was talking to you, Luka!"

How stupid. Gakupo's in love with Luka, and the feeling is mutual. But noooo, Luka's too tsundere to admit it and uses his perverted-ness as a reason to harm him with silverware she somehow manages to sneak past airport security. I mean, COME ON. [Well, isn't Len getting worked up over this pairing?]

I'm ranting in my mind and I hear Rin calling me. "Len, get your butt over here!" The usual.

"What?"

"This is Tei." My twin gestures to a tall female with pale pink hair and red eyes. She stares at me, her eyes bugging out of her head, and she's twitching. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch twitch.

"Um... Hi?"

Instant fangirl reaction:She flings herself at me.

Kai:Wow, this is the longest it's ever taken me to update, hm? My parents put me on 'computer regulating hours' or something. Sucks. But I actually edited this time!

Luki:Nobody cares.

Kai:SHUT UP. I WILL MAKE YOU GET HURT. YOU'LL BE LIKE LEN, IN A SHOTA OUTFIT RUNNING FROM FANGIRLS. LOOK. IT'S YOUR FUTURE.

Len:WHYYYYYYYYYYY?*running away from Tei*

Mikuo:*laughing*

Rin, Neru, Miku, Meiko, Nero, Naru, Akaito:*also laughing*

Gakupo:*choking because he laughed too hard*

Luki:*pales*

Tei:LEEEEEENNNNNNN-KUUUUUUUNNNNN!

Luka:You're all insane.

Everyone:Thank yoooooouuuuu!

P.S. Tei is 16. Duh.