Fricketty-frick-frick-frick. I haven't seen my laptop for a whole freaking week now. And I'm having to type this on the family laptop... Screw that. But I can edit just fine. I think.
BTW, all the Shions are the same age except Kaiko. Unless I suddenly have a problem with it.
Screw the disclaimer. I just shot it.
Miku POV
I yawn and turn in my bed. It's 11:30pm right now, very late if you don't know. Stars shouldn't be awake unless they're partying. Which I'm not.
PING! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
My iPhone vibrates on the desk beside me. I reach for it, hitting my hand on the cheap lamp. Hotel lamps are terrible. Hotels in general are horrible. I want my comforter. And Liiku. He must feel so alone...
Click. Click. Click.
"Hello?" I ask into the phone.
"Hello..." T-the voice... It sounds so breathy and childlike... And British, sort of.
"Y-Yuki?" I don't know WHY I said Yuki, she isn't British at all.
The voice giggles. "No... Yuki is not me... But guess who is...? Before-" WHAT THE CRAP. All I can hear is the crackling of static. Or is it?
"Are you crinkling paper?" I demand.
No answer.
OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod... 'Before' what? I swear, if it's telling me I'm gonna die I will... I... I don't know what to doooooo! I'm gonna diiiiiiiiiee!
I need a drink.
I slam the phone down on the desk and run out of the room like a bullet. Elevator, elevator, elevator...
And then I trip and fall, faceplanting right in front of my destination. WHY CAN'T STARS BE WONDERFULLY BALANCED OR SOMETHING?
Oh yeah... Gumi said something about moe... Well screw moe. I'm gonna break my face one of these days, and then I'll sue moe for every penny it's got. I will. Seriously. I have the right.
Staggering, I get in the elevator and press 'Lobby'. Slowly, it starts moving. It doesn't even lurch downward like the regular types.
Tch. This elevator sucks.
"You suck!" I yell at it. It creaks loudly and jerks upwards slightly. "Kyaaaaah!" I squeal and grasp the bars on the walls. "I-I was ju-just k-kidding... Y-you're actually r-r-really awesome...?" It returns to normal. Thank God...
WAIT. I freeze. The elevator understood me and got offended...
This hotel is HAUNTED.
I gotta get out, NOW.
DING.
I run out of the creepy elevator screaming and ram into someone.
"Owchies..." I rub my forehead.
"What the..." Kiyoteru rubs his chin. At least...
"K... K-Kiyoteru?"
"What?" He sounds annoyed. He has a hard chin.
"I tackle him. "Kiyo-chan I was so scared! The elevator hates me and there was this little girl on the phone and I'M GONNA DIE AND-"
"Don't call me that."
He looks wierd without glasses. "You look wierd without your glasses." I poke his eye.
"Ow..." He pokes my cheek. It didn't hurt. "Anyways. Have you seen my glasses?"
"Nope." He leaves me.
"By the way, Tei's joining and we have more people coming as well."
"Oh. OK, bye!" I wave. He disappears. Then I remember the... the haunted-ness... "HAH? W-WAIT! DON'T GO! NUUUUUUUU!"
Teto POV
Mmmm... Bread...
Nero POV
"Dammit Ted!" Meiko throws the Wii remote across the room, successfully hitting Ted. Result:Unconcious Ted. Somebody's a sore loser.
"M-Meiko!" Kaito tries to help Ted but fails epically and bangs his head against the bed[Rhyming~!]. Klutz.
We're all in Kaito's room, and yes, Kaito has his own room at the hotel. Nobody wanted to room with that lecher. I just don't understand why it's so big. Unfair.
"Waaaahhh!" Len shot under the bed, crying. Crybaby. Rin stands there with a pillow in her arm and a glint in her eyes(Seriously, there's this yellow sparkle mark covering her eyes.). One hand is behind her back. I stiffen slightly. ALRIGHT, WHO GAVE THE KAGAMINE SISTER A GUN?
"Come on out, Len-Len~." She pulls out a banana and peels it. Thank God, it's not a gun. BUT WHAT IF IT'S A GUN IN A BANANA PEEL? Wait, it's all good. "I've got a reward for you~."
The bed jerks a little and there's a muffled "OW!"
Slowly, little Len-Len crawls out and stares at Rin. A red mark is on his forehead, but he doesn't seem to care.
"!"
Behind me, Mikuo snickers. I like this kid.
I tap him on the shoulder and we trace a plan on the carpet while Rin beats the living crap outta Len.
...
"Okay! I'm rather tired now, so here's your treat!" Rin holds out the banana. Len lunges for it. Me and Mikuo both nod.
"FIRE!" We yell. Everyone(except Meiko, Neru, and Ted) jumps and Kaiko races out of the room screaming like a maniac. Rin drops the banana. On the floor.
Cue the waterworks.
Len starts bawling over the smushed remains of his one and only true love while evryone else laughs. Kaito suddenly covers up his mouth and runs out of the room. Wierdo.
"Stupid. But funny." mutters my sis.
"It was hilarious, admit it." She shrugs and resumed texting. Eh.
"It WAS hilarious." Mikuo nodded wisely. We high-five.
Kaito POV
Ice cream craving ice cream craving ice cream craving...
I walk down the stairs, my heart beating in anticipation. Ic cream. Sweet, sweet ice cream...
"Yoi wa satoraresou..." Hm? Cantarella?
"Hello?"
Silence.
A gang of crickets chirp.
A lone songbird tweets.
A tree branch scratches against a window.
A tumbleweed rolls- HOW THE HECK DID A TUMBLEWEED GET IN HERE?
"H-hello?" I try again.
Shuffling noises. I'm getting freaked out...
"KAAAAIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A teal blur crashes into me and knocks me over.
"M-Miku?" Yup. Big teary eyes stare at me. Her lower lip trembles.
Uh-oh.
"I WAS SO SCAAAAAAARRREED!" she wailed loudly, tears waterfalling down her face like a... like... like a waterfall...
"Uh, OK..." I stand up and dust off my scarf. Miku continued crying. "Um...? Miku, what's wrong?"
"T-t-the hotel is h-ha-haunted!" I jumped.
"What? It's haunted? We have to tell everyone right away!" I grab her hand and drag her down to my room. And then I stop.
Ice cream craving ice cream craving ice cream craving...
Mikuo POV
"Ha! I pwn you!" I yell. Len glares at me and sticks out his tongue. How mature.
"It was beginers' luck.." he mutters. I snort.
"Chyeah right. It was pure skill, right Nero?"
"Yup." Nero's my best friend so far. He's pretty cool.
From behind us, Pinky groans. I still don't know his name. "Shut uuuuuuup..." Maybe he has a migraine?
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"Oof!"
Everyone starts laughing, with the exception of the one in extreme pain and... I dunno, most laughed. Anyways, Meiko just did the most awesome thing ever: Backflip over the bed and slam her elbow into Ted's stomach. You have to admit it was impressive. But I think she's drunk... Nah. We haven't seen alchohol for days. Unless there's a delayed reaction...?
"Nnnn..." There's a thump. We turn around. Taito, the emo purple one of the numerous Shion Brothers(yes, they have an official name), just passed out. Nigaito, the green shota-ish one with overly long sleeves, says something but it's muffled by the huge scarf he's wearing.
"Mmfmfmfmfmmmmfff mm mfmff mff mm...?" We all ignored him.
Akaito, the red-and I mean RED- one walks over and kicks his brother. The passed out one, I mean. "What's wrong with him?"
"He's passed out, fainted, in a coma, blacked out, all that good stuff." calls Gumi. She's the green haired girl that bailed me out of Miku's bed. Wow, that sounded wierd.
"No duh." Akaito mutters.
"Maybe he cut himself too much? I think blood loss makes people faint." says Rin. "I mean, it happens to Len all the time!"
"No, Kagamine's just very... weak in general, you know? But the blood loss thing might be true for Taito." I tell her. Even with the short time I've been here(10 days),Len's been in 4 comas.
"Oh."
Everybody stares at Taito. Nobody cares enough to call a hospital, so we just sit there.
"This is awkward." mumbles Miku. Zatsune Miku, actually. She's a clone of Miku, but she looks very different and they don't get along well together.
Suddenly the door slams open and Kaito(with something green on his face) and Hatsune Miku run in screaming. Miku fell flat on her face but got up so she could yell at us.
"THE HOTELS HAUNTED!"
Immediately half the people in the room leave the same way Kaito and Miku entered: Screaming. The only people left were me, Nero, Rin(not scared), Zatsune Miku, Meiko, Neru(didn't care enough), Ted(in too much pain), Taito(passed out, can't exactly move), Len, Nigaito(too scared to move at all), that Tei girl(eye-raping Len), Luka, and some guy with black hair(too calm).
"Well." Nero.
"..." Zatsune Miku.
"I WANNA BEER!" Meiko.
"D-don't give her any-" Coughcoughchokecough. "-any b-beer..." Ted.
Beeping noises. Neru.
"H-h-h-haunted?" Len and Nigaito, at the exact same time. Well, Nigaito said 'M-m-m-Maammf?" but it sounded right.
"Don't worry Lenny-kins I'm here to protect yooooouuu!" Hm, take a guess.
"Get off meeee!"
"Get off Len-Len!" Rin.
"..." Black haired dude.
"I'm bored." Me.
"Everybody be QUIET." Luka. She sounds ticked off. We all shut up. "Apparently, this hotel is 'haunted' or something. We were-"
"Ditched." Neru cut in.
Luka coughs. "Yes, ditched. We were ditched and now we should look for the rest of the Vocaloids." Nigaito squeaks, obviously terrified.
"Yes, mother." says Nero. Luka rolls her eyes.
"Whatever, lets just find them before they screw up something and we get sued." calls out Black Haired Dude.
"Yeah, let's GOOOO!" yells Rin. She grabs Len and Black Haired Dude, charging out of the room.
"LENNY!" Tei runs after her. Shotacon? Yup.
"This is interesting..." mutters Neru.
"Mi-! She- she took him!" yells Zatsune. Yeah, I'm just gonna call her that. She grabs Neru's shoulders and shakes her wildly. "She. Took. Him!" First time I've ever seen her have... emotion.
""Nah, he's fine. He's like you, right? He'll make it." Neru tapped on her phone idley before adding the other consequence. "Or die."
Zatsune tenses up and runs out of the room with her victim.
"Wait! Neruuuuuu!" Nero chases after them. And I follow Nero. Causing Luka to attempt to pull us back into line with her authority-ness and taking Meiko, most likely to threaten us with. Nigaito whines through his scarf and tries to drag Taito with him. Ted is abandoned. It's like a game of Follow the Leader.
Pros: We'll stay together easier.
Cons: Rin's the leader.
Sakai:EVERYONE SHALL... DIE...
Neru:Wonderful. How are you gonna kill us off?
Nero:*ominously*A MYSTERIOUS EPIDEMIC SWEEPS THROUGH OUR HOME. WE ARE THE LAST FEW SURVIVORS... *normal voice*But then we die.
Sakai:No... It's... THE END OF THE WOOOOOORRRRRLLLDD... 2012...
Rin:Why are you called 'Sakai' instead of 'Kai' this time?
Sakai:I realized it's like Kaito's nickname... I pronounced his name wrong for the entire year and a half I even knew you guys EXISTED. Proof of the apocalypse.
Kaito:YOU STOLE MY NAME!
Sakai:NO I DIDN'T I MADE THIS OC A WHOLE YEAR BEFORE I DISCOVERED YOU GUYS YOU BASTARD!
Luki:Everybody...
Everybody:-
Luki:EVERYBODY STFU.
*silence*