Welcome back to my sucky story, hope you don't puke when you're done reading this chapter. Oh, and don't think I'm hinting at anything because, as I've said before, THIS HAS NO PLOT. NONE.
I should probably change the title soon... I might also take off the Romance tag, 'cuz this is more like a slice of life thing...
Disclaimer is disclaiming. And eating kimchi, 'cuz korean food's badass like that.
Luka POV
They're crazy. Out of it. Everything's gone insane. I've lost track of them, and now I'm sort of... NO, I'M NOT LOST. I'm just... unsure of where I am right now...
"Yo." Meiko walks past me and disappears around the corner, a bottle in her... erm... shirt...
"W-wait, Meiko!" I run after her and grab her hand. "Have you been, you know... drinking?"
She snorts. "Fuck yeah. But don't worry, I ain't drunk." She pulls the bottle out of her shirt nonchalantly and her voice lowers to a whisper. "It's Coke and Sprite mixed together. I'm doing it to scare someone." She giggles. Like a lunatic.
I feel so sorry for Kaito.
Zatsune Miku
"Where. The. Fuck. Is he?" I shriek, hugging my knees and rocking slightly. Neru is sitting next to me, frowning at her phone. We're in the hallway.
"I dunno." Her frown intensifies. "There's no service here. My phone's basically dead." Normally, I would pat her back or something, but I'm too stressed. Where did that crazy blonde take him? No offense to blondes, of course. Neru's probably the most sane person I know.
"Ne, Sis? Miku?" We look up. Nero looks at us with 3 drinks in his hand. "Want some?"
I shake my head forlornly.
"Eh. Sure. Watcha got?" They quietly discuss soda flavors. I stare at them. I'll never have that kind of sibling relationship. W-what? N-no, I'm not jealous!
"Hey." That guy, the teal one, comes over and sits next to Nero. That's what he was made from. Created from.
"Oh, hi Mikuo." I tense. Mikuo. Just like him. How original.
"Where did all the other's go?" Mikuo. Goddammit, Mikuo. "I thought they were behind us."
"We lost 'em somehow." Nero cocks his head to the side, thinking. Amazing. "Maybe they were hungry?" No, scratch that. Nero is incapable of thinking.
"Doubt it." mutters Neru. I feel a light tug on one of my pigtails and know she's playing with it.
"Bye the way, who was that guy?"
"Hm?" Nero pulls at his bangs, bored.
"You know, Black Haired Dude." My hands clench, fingernails digging into my palm. Neru gently pries it open. Or tries to. "I never got a good look at him. He also new?"
"Oh? That's Mikuo." MIKUO, GODDAMMIT.
"...?"
"Zatsune Mikuo. He's a clone of you. Like Miku and Hatsune."
"Oh."
I growl. "That's my brother you're talking about." Well, he's not my brother, but...
"Your bro? Whoa, does that mean I'm Hatsune's long lost brother or something? Cause that would be kinda cool."
Neru sighs, annoyed. "No, they're not siblings, and neither are you and Ms. Diva. But from what the scientists said, you're related to her. Distantly. VERY distantly." She slowly uncurls the fingers of my left hand.
Mikuo hesitates, then smiles a little at me. "Then I guess we're related too!"
Before I can reply, Tei, the girl with silvery pink hair, walks past.
"Hey." says Nero. "You don't look lost at all." Tei turns and grins demonically. A shiny butcher knife appears in her hand and her red eyes glint. Wow.
"I'm not. I can smell Len-chan." Nero shrinks back and I flinch. This lady's creepy.
"Can we follow you?" She smiles again, this time less insane. Sort of.
"Of course!"
Naru POV
This sucks. I sit back in the couch and glare at Haku, making her shiver.
"So." I cross my arms and prop my feet up on the table, inspecting my fingernails. "Why didn't you go swimming?"
Rin POV
"I wonder where he went?" I crane my neck, ignoring the fact that there's nothing in front of me to look over. Mikuo, the clone one, somehow managed to wrench his arm out of my grip, running off.
"Um..." Len whimpers quietly. "M-m-aybe he went t-to the lobby...?" That's... actually pretty smart. But everyone knows I don't listen to Len. Unless, you know, it's something mega important, like... a dying person, or a carjacker that I have to beat up so our roadroller will be safe...
"... Nah."
I grip his shirt collar a bit tighter and haul him up so his toes touch the floor. He shrieks.
"W-what are you DOING?" 'Doing' comes out like a prepubescent girl. Or that wierd American singer dude... JB, I think. Eh.
"You're heavy." Not really, but it's kind of a pain to drag a 90 pound guy around. Especially around corners. There's always a leg or arm(or head) that gets hit or something and then they whine about it for hours (it feels like it)and when they finally stop, they hit another corner. "So walk by yourself." I let go.
"Wha- OW!" Just like me and my awesome ninja-psychic-Houdini-fairy senses predicted, he falls on his butt and starts complaining. "Th-that hurt! Why? WHY DO YOU TREAT ME SO? I'M YOUR BROOOOOTTTHEEERRRRRRRRR!"
"Whatever." I wave a hand in the air, not caring as usual. He doesn't shut up. I sigh.
Len, I love you(as a bro). I really, truely do. But would it kill you to just shut up?
"WHYYYYYYYYYYY?"
Apparently not.
Tei POV
What a sweet, delightful smell. Like bananas... And shampoo...
"This way..." I trail off, practically floating in the direction of the cherub that is Len.
Len...
I know he's a bit young, but... LOVE HAS NO AGE! I DOESN'T! I'LL BLOG ABOUT IT! I clutch my knife.
"Yo, um, Tei?" Neru, I think, snaps his fingers infront of my face. Wait, it's Nero; Neru's the girl. "You okay? You were kind of... spazzing."
I blink. "Spazzing?"
"Yeah. You were shaking your hands infront of your face and muttering about blogging or something..."
"Oh." I smile. "It was nothing. ONWARD!" I resume my floating.
Mikuo POV
Tei is wierd... Wait.
Is she floating? That's... really cool actually. Maybe I can get her to teach me.
I look at Zatsune. She's leaning on Neru, shaking and muttering about Mikuo. The other one, I mean. Sibling love, I guess. It does wierd things. Wierd things.
"Hey Nero." Nero turns around, walking backwards.
"What?"
"Do you guys have clones?"
"Nope."
"Then why-"
"'Cuz Ms. Diva was the most popular at first. They made Miku and business exploded." Neru snorts. They probably made Mikuo 'cuz you and Diva are like twins. If it worked on the Pig, why not you? Wait, I was talking about Mikuo Zatsune, not you, when I was talking about being made but that last part was you."
"Hmm... What are we gonna call you then?" Tei suddenly appears behind me. Like a ninja. She pokes me with her knife. What the heck, lady?
"We could call you Diva 2.0." suggests Neru.
"Nah." her brother shakes his head. "It's weird calling a guy a diva."
"Um... The... Guy Diva...?"
I make an 'X' with my arms and Nero says, "What did I just say?"
"Leek Number 2."
"Heck no! I'm not a vegetable! I'd eat myself!"
"Teal Head."
"... What?"
"Blue Green Shota."
"I'm not Len." Do I look like a shota? No, I do not. Thank you. GTFO. Now.
"CRABGRASS!"
"Shut up, Nero."
"Hatsune."
I thought about it, pulling at my awesome invisible beard. "Eh. Good enough."
"OK then, Hatsune. Use your extremely distant relative powers and track down Diva!"
"Hell no. I don't have powers. If I did, I woulda sold it for other powers that are more epic. Like flying. Or making food out of thin air. You have Tei do that stuff."
"Yes..." Tei hovers infront of us and mumbles about Len's smell. I subconciously rub my right elbow, where she jabbed me. Ow.
Seriously, OW.
"Ne, Mikuo- I mean, Hatsune, you're bleeding." Nero points at my elbow.
"Really?" I look down and see red liquid seeping through my shirt sleeve. Which is white. Why do I always bleed when I'm wearing white? Tch. Racism.
"You should... probably bandage that." Zatsune points as well. Geez, don't they know pointing is rude?
"Yeah..."
"WHAT THE-" Tei and her ninja-ness. Scared the crap outta me.
Neru comes over, dragging Zatsune with her. She pokes it.
"OW!" That was even worse than the pointing! I slap her hand away.
"..." She shut-up-and-let-me-look-at-this-or-else-I'll-rip-your-face-off-stares me. I shrink back.
"Let her do her thing. She's like a ninja." No Zatsune, Tei's the ninja. But I'm too scared to tell you that right now.
Neru let Zatsune go, and she immediately slumped on my right side. ... Heavy. Neru rolls up my sleeve and rips out a piece of Nero's shirt without him noticing. Hm, maybe she's the ninja after all. She does that bandaging thing and... does nothing else. She looks dead, almost.
"Sis?"
"Akita-san?"
"Akita?"
Zatsune waves us off, getting up. Relief. "She's reliving SeeU's... incident. Shove off." She grabs Neru's hand and looks to Tei. "Come on. Do your smell thing."
Mikuo: I didn't get to be a ninja.
Zatsune: Shut up.
Neru: ...
Nero: Sis? Sis? SIS?
Sakai: This is rich.
Miku: How come I wasn't in this chapter.
Sakai: I-
Luki: She was too lazy.
Sakai: ... Shut up.